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Tell a joke in memory of me

Tell a joke in memory of me

1, a soldier's wife went to the military camp to visit her husband. She happened to meet a soldier who was practicing guns, and only heard the roar of gunshots, which scared her to hide in her husband's arms, so her husband said, Look, this is the power of pistols. Go home and let you taste the power of the cannon! ?

I have a best friend who doesn't like drinking. She recently broke up with her boyfriend ... once I went to her house, she packed all the drinks she bought for her boyfriend and asked me to take them away. I asked casually: you won't leave it for your boyfriend, will you?

She said:? Give it to the dog if you don't give it a drink? . . .

When I got home, I was drinking a drink with joy. How can I feel awkward when I think of her words?

3. A buddy was caught by the teacher for playing truant. The teacher gave him his mobile phone on the spot and asked him to call his mother to come to school?

When the phone was connected, the buddy said piteously, Mom, I was wrong. The teacher asked you to come here. ?

As a result, a rough female voice came out on the phone: no time! A tube! ?

4. A buddy is only ten months old. Last night, my brothers drank too much at his house.

Today, I met his daughter-in-law in the street and said, let my husband drink less in the future. I heard my son crying in the middle of the night last night, but I couldn't find anyone for a long time. I saw my husband holding a pillow on his son.

Recently, I met several such female swindlers, saying that they have no money to eat and go somewhere without money to take a bus. When I am a stranger here, my brother usually answers: didn't I have no place to live that night? Come to my house. I saw the female liar leave silently!

6. A Qingming colleague offered sacrifices to his ancestors, while burning paper money, saying that this mingbi is so TM lifelike that it even has gold thread. As soon as I got back, my mother asked, why don't you take this paper money when you go to worship your ancestors? Also, what about the 10 thousand yuan that my family just took?

7. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket to buy fish. I chatted with the little brother who sells fish for a while and saw that he was very skilled in fishing, killing fish and packing. Technology, process and professionalism, he took the fish. I always feel that there is no weakness in watching my little brother, and my little brother looks at me in confusion. His eyes quickly changed from doubt to great entanglement, and he blurted out: Shit, I forgot to weigh first.

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