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What is the original text of the eightieth chapter of A Dream of Red Mansions?

A Dream of Red Mansions is China's first classical Four Great Classical Novels and a novel written by Cao Xueqin in Qing Dynasty. In the early days, only the first 80 manuscripts were circulated, formerly known as the Story of the Stone. Cheng Weiyuan collected the last 40 manuscripts and invited Gao E to coordinate the publication of all 120 manuscripts entitled A Dream of Red Mansions. There are also versions such as Yu Jin Yuan and Re-evaluation of Strange Stone by Zhi Yanzhai.

Back to the eightieth time, Mei Xiangling succumbed to the greedy husband's stick, and Taoist Wang spun out the prescription of the jealous wife.

Jingui twisted her neck, curled her mouth, snorted twice in her nostrils, clapped her hands and sneered, "Who smells the water chestnut flower?" If water chestnut is fragrant, where are those fragrant flowers? But it doesn't make sense! Xiangling said, "Not only water chestnut flowers have fragrance, but lotus leaves also have fragrance." . But his original fragrance is not as good as that of flowers. If you savor it in quiet day and night or early morning and midnight, it will smell better than flowers. Even water chestnut, chicken head, reed leaves and reed root are exposed to the wind, and the smell is refreshing. "Jingui said," do as you say, orchids and osmanthus are sweet? Xiangling was so excited that she forgot the taboo and said, "The fragrance of orchids and osmanthus flowers is not comparable to other flowers. Before a word was finished, Baochan, Jingui's maid, pointed to Xiangling's face and said, "Die, die! How can you really call a girl's name! Xiangling suddenly saved herself, but she was embarrassed. She smiled apologetically and said, "Don't worry, Grandma." Jingui smiled and said, "You are too careful. But it's just that I don't think the word' Xiang' is appropriate, which means changing a word. I wonder if you are not convinced? Xiangling said with a smile, "Grandma said so." . At this moment, even my whole body belongs to grandma. Why did you change your name and ask me if I was not convinced? How can I afford it? "Grandma says one word is good, just use that." Jingui smiled and said, "Although you are right, I am afraid that the girl will be too considerate and say,' My name is not as good as yours. You can come for a few days, so you refute my reply. Xiangling said with a smile, "Grandma doesn't know." . She ordered me when she bought me that day, so the girl got her name. Later, when I served my grandfather, I had nothing to do with that girl. Now that I have a grandmother, it has nothing to do with girls. Besides, the girl is a very considerate person, how can she be so angry? Jingui said, "In that case, the word' Xiang' is not as appropriate as the word' Qiu'. "。 Water chestnut and water chestnut are all in full bloom in autumn, no more than the word' Xiang'. Xiangling said, "It's like grandma. "From then on, she changed the autumn word, and Baochai didn't care.

Just because Xue Pan's nature is "looking for dragons", now he wants to marry Jingui, and seeing that Jingui's maid Baochan has a three-point beauty and a frivolous and lovely manner, she often asks for tea and water, deliberately teasing him. Although Baochan is also considerate, she is just afraid of gold and dare not expect anything. Look at Jingui's eyes. Jingui quite knew what it meant, and thought, "I was about to manipulate Xiangling, and there was nowhere to find a gap. Since he took a fancy to Baochan, he must have alienated Xiangling, so I used his alienation to manipulate Xiangling. At that time, Baochan was my man, which was very good. " I made up my mind to wait for the opportunity.

That night, Xue Pan was a little drunk and ordered Baochan to pour tea. Xue Pan deliberately squeezed his hand when he took the bowl. Baochan disguised to dodge again and quickly took back her hand. Two mistakes, bang, the tea bowl fell to the ground and the tea spilled all over the floor. Xue Pan was embarrassed and pretended that it was difficult to hold Baochan. Baochan said, "It's hard for my uncle to accept." Jingui sneered, "Both of them have strong accents. Don't forgive any fool. " Xue Pan bowed his head and smiled, blushing and went out. When she rested for a while, Jingui deliberately drove Xue Pan away to sleep, "to save you from being greedy and hungry." Xue Pan just laughed. Jingui said, "What did you say you were going to do? Don't be so sneaky, it's useless. " Hearing this, Xue Pan covered his face with wine, then knelt on the quilt and gave Jingui a hand with a smile: "Good sister, if you want to repay me with Baochan, suit yourself. You need someone else's brain to help you get it. " Jingui smiled and said, "That's ridiculous. Who do you love? If you explain it, put it in the room, and others will look at it indecent. What can I have? " Xue Pan was filled with joy and gratitude for this. It was a nocturne that tried to be a husband and flatter Jingui. I didn't go out the next day, but stayed at home alone, which made me more afraid.

In the afternoon, Jingui specially went out to make room for them. Xue Pan pandering. Baochan knows all about it and is preparing to enter Hong Kong. Who knows that Jingui is willing to wait, but when she thinks that she is inseparable, she will call the girl over. It turned out that this little girl was also ordered by Jingui from a child at home. Because her parents died when she was a child and no one took care of her, everyone called her a shed. She lived a clumsy life. Jingui now deliberately called him alone and said, "Go and tell Qiu Ling to go to my room and get a handkerchief, and don't say what I said." Hearing this, the shed went all the way to Xiangling and said, "Miss Ling, grandma left her handkerchief in the house. Why don't you get it and send it up? " Xiangling is frustrated with Jingui's recent setbacks. I don't know what this means, and I tried my best to save it. Hearing this, he hurried to the room to get it. I didn't expect to run into him, blushing and turning away from the river. That Xue Pan thought he had crossed the open field, and there was no one to be feared except Jingui, and he didn't even open the door. Now I'm a little ashamed to see Xiangling hit, and I don't care much. Unfortunately, Baochan always said that her mouth was strong. When I met Xiangling today, she hated it. She quickly pushed Xue Pan away and ran away, still complaining that he was forced to rape. Xue Pan managed to coax him into getting started, but Xiangling broke him up, and he became angry from embarrassment. It's all Xiangling's fault. You can't blame him. He rushed out, spat twice and scolded, "What are you doing now, bitch?" Xiangling expected that things were not good, and she had already run away with three steps and two steps. Xue Pan went to Baochan again, but there was no trace. He only scolded Xiangling. After dinner, I was drunk, but it was not waterproof in the shower and it was a little hot, and it burned my feet. Then I said Xiangling intended to harm him, and I kicked Xiangling twice naked. Although Xiangling didn't suffer from this, there was nothing she could do at this time, so she had to feel sorry for herself and walk away separately.

At that time, Jingui had told Baochan that Xue Pan and Baochan were going to get married in Xiangling's room tonight, and Xiangling had to come and sleep with her first. At first Xiangling refused, but Jingui said he was too dirty, and then he wanted to be comfortable, afraid of working at night to wait on him. He also scolded: "Your master, who has never seen the world, loves one and took my people away without calling you. What's the idea? It must have driven me to death. " Hearing this, Xue Pan was afraid of ruining Baochan's business, so he scolded Xiangling, "You are ungrateful! If you don't go, fight! " Xiangling was helpless and had to carry her bedclothes. Jingui ordered him to sleep on the ground floor. Xiangling was helpless and had to obey her orders. Just after sleeping, it was called pouring tea, and for a while it was called kicking. If it is seven or eight times a night, it will never make it comfortable and stable. Then Xue Pan got Baochan, and when he got Baochan, he ignored everything. The hated Jingui secretly resented: "I have made you happy these days, so don't blame me then!" " While forbearing, she designed Xiangling.

Half a month later, I suddenly pretended to be ill again, saying that my heart was unbearable and my limbs could not turn. It is useless to seek medical treatment, and everyone says it is Xiangling gas. After two days of trouble, a paper man suddenly shook out of Jingui's pillow, with Jingui's age written on it, and five needles were nailed to his heart and limbs. So everyone rebelled and reported it to Aunt Xue as news. Aunt Xue was anxious first, and Xue Pan was naturally more chaotic, and immediately tortured everyone. Jingui smiled and said, "Why do you want to wronged everyone? Probably the way to kill Yan. " Xue Pan said, "He doesn't have much time in your room these days, so why rely on good people?" Jingui sneered, "Who else but me?" ! Although there are others, who dares to enter my room? Xue Pan said, "Xiangling follows you every day now. "。 Of course he knows. Torture him first. "Jingui sneered:" Who will be tortured and who will admit it? Like I said, pretend you don't know. Everybody put your hands down. It doesn't matter if I die anyway. I am happy to marry someone else. In my conscience, only you hate me more than the three of you. " As he spoke, he burst into tears. Hearing this, Xue Pan was even more furious. He grabbed a crossbow and went to Xiangling. Without any explanation, they fought and asserted that Xiangling did it. Xiangling shouted foul, and Aunt Xue came to stop, saying, "If you don't ask, don't understand, you will hit someone. This girl has been waiting for you for many years. Is it thoughtless and unfocused? Is he willing to do this heartless thing now? Why don't you ask a clear question and be rude? Jingui heard her mother-in-law say this, and she was afraid that Xue Pan would be soft-hearted and began to cry all the more. "。 At the same time, she cried and said, "My Baochan has been taken away for more than half a month, and he is not allowed to enter my room. Only Qiu Ling sleeps with me. I want to torture Baochan. You protect your head. Now you hit him angrily. Kill me and choose a rich and beautiful wife. Why do these tricks! Hearing this, Xue Pan became more and more anxious. "。 Aunt Xue was very hateful when she heard that Jingui was holding her son in every way. But his son is not car-scrapping, and he is used to being forced to be soft. Now he's hooked up with another girl, and he says he's taking it, and he wants to take advantage of it himself. I don't know who cast this nightmare magic, but as the saying goes, "an honest official can't break the housework", and it is the in-laws who can't break the bed. So, I couldn't help it, so I had to drink and scold Xue Pan angrily and said, "The evil barrier of disappointing! Sao dog is more decent than you! Who knows that you are still groping for the maid to accompany the room, asking your wife that her mouth is occupied by the maid and she is ashamed to go out to see people! I don't know who did it, I don't ask questions, I just hit people. I know you are a new and old thing, and you failed my heart that day in vain. Since he is not good, you are not allowed to play. I'll have him sold at once, and your heart will be clean. "With that, he ordered Xiangling to" pack up and come with me "and call someone." Call someone's teeth, sell them for a few taels of silver, pull out the thorn in the flesh and the thorn in the side, and let everyone live a peaceful life. Seeing that his mother was angry, Xue Pan had already lowered his head. "。 When Jingui heard this, she shouted through the window, "You old man are selling people, and you don't have to say anything. We are too jealous to tolerate others. How can we' pull out the thorn in the flesh, pull out the thorn in the flesh'? Whose nail and whose thorn is this? But no matter how much I hate him, I will not put my maid in my room. Aunt Xue swallowed angrily and said, "Whose rule is this? "? My mother-in-law is talking here, and my daughter-in-law is quarreling through the window. You are the daughter of an ancient family! Shouting, what are you talking about! Xue Pan stamped his foot in a hurry and said, "Come on, come on! See people and listen to jokes. Jingui was indifferent, but she cried even harder and said, "I'm not afraid of jokes! "Your little wife treats me and hurts me, so I'm afraid of being laughed at! Otherwise, keep him and sell me. Who doesn't know that your Xue family is rich, takes money to pad people, and has good relatives to hold others hostage. What are you waiting for if you don't act early? Don't think I'm bad. You're blind. What are you doing in our house? Now that people have come, gold and silver have also been lost, and those with eyes and noses have also been collected. It's time to squeeze me! " Cry, roll and pat yourself. Xue Pan was in a hurry to say, persuade, fight and sue badly. He just went in and out, sighing and complaining about his bad luck. At present, Aunt Xue has been persuaded by Xue Baochai to go in and only ordered someone to sell Xiangling. Baochai said with a smile, "Our family always only knows how to buy people, not how to sell them. Mom is very angry. If people hear her, they will laugh. My brother and sister-in-law think that he is not good, so let me have some, and I have no one to do it. " Aunt Xue said, "Keep him naughty. It is better to send him away. " Baochai said with a smile, "It's the same for him to follow me. I don't want him to go on anyway. From then on, he broke his financial path, just like selling it. " Xiangling had already run to Aunt Xue, crying and begging, but she just didn't want to go out. She would rather follow the girl, and Aunt Xue had to comply.

Since then, Xiang has been following Baochai, cutting off the way forward. Even so, I can't help feeling sorry for the moon and sighing. Originally timid, although in Xue Pan's room for several years, it was all blood disease, so I didn't get pregnant. Today, I feel angry and sad again, and the frustration inside and outside is unbearable, which leads to blood depletion. I'm getting thinner and hotter, and I'm lazy to eat. It is useless to ask a doctor to take medicine. At that time, Jingui quarreled several times, and Aunt Xue and the angry mother and daughter just secretly shed tears and complained about life. Although Xue Pan has been beaten with a stick for two or three times and wanted to hit him, Jingui handed him the stick and called him at will. If you want to kill a knife here, stick it in his neck. Xue Pan couldn't do it, so he had to make trouble for a while. Now habit becomes nature, which makes Jingui more powerful and Xue Pan more soft. Xiangling is still here, but it seems to be gone. Although not very idle, it will be an eyesore and will be ignored. So I gradually searched for Baochan. On the other hand, Baochan is not as enthusiastic as Xiangling. Since I was congenial to Xue Pan, I forgot Jingui. Seeing Jingui humiliate him again, he refused to give in to humiliation. First there was a fight, then Jingui got angry, scolded and hit, and then hit. Although afraid to fight back, but very aggressive, rolling, dying, machetes during the day, cutting rope at night, all kinds of trouble. At this time, Xue Pan neglected both, but wandered between them. It was noisy, so he went out and hid in the carriage outside. Jingui is not angry, but sometimes she is happy, so she gathers people to play cards and roll dice for fun. I also like eating bones best in my life. I must kill chickens and ducks every day, reward people with meat and drink only fried bones. When I'm tired of eating or angry, I swear at the sea and say, "Why am I unhappy when others forget to be happy?" Xue mother and daughter always ignored him. Xue Pan had no choice but to regret marrying this star who stirred day and night, but he lost his mind for a while. Therefore, people in Rongning Second Village know everything from top to bottom and sigh everything.

At this time, Baoyu has been out for a walk for a hundred days. I'm here to see Jingui, too. "It is not surprising to describe this etiquette. Generally, flowers are tender and tender, and people who are not worse than other sisters can get this kind of affection. This is extremely strange. " So I want to know. Today, I went to pay my respects to Mrs. Wang, and happened to meet nanny Yingchun at home to pay her respects. Speaking of Sun Shaozu, this is very rude. "The only girl who can cry behind her back is to take her home for two days." Mrs. Wang said, "I was going to meet him these two days, but seven or eight things didn't suit me, so I forgot." Baoyu went the other day and told me when he came back. Tomorrow is a good day, just pick it up. Just then, the old lady sent someone to find Baoyu and said, "Go to Tianqi Temple early tomorrow morning to make a wish. "。 "Now Baoyu is anxious to go out." . Hearing this, he didn't sleep a wink all night, hoping for the unknown.

The next morning, after washing and dressing up, two or three old mammy and I went out of Tianqi Temple outside Xicheng Gate to burn incense and make a wish. The temple was going to stop building yesterday. Baoyu was born timid and dared not approach the ferocious image of ghosts and gods. On this day, the Qi Temple was built by the previous dynasty, which is extremely magnificent. Now it's old and desolate. The clay figurines inside were so vicious that they quickly burned paper, horses, money and grain and retreated to the Taoist temple to rest. At that time, after dinner, the mammy, Li Gui and others were fighting around Baoyu. Baoyu was sleepy and went back to his room to rest. All the mothers were afraid that he would fall asleep, so they invited Taoist Wang who was in charge to talk to him. Taoist Wang, who specializes in selling medicine in the Jianghu, gets some sea medicine to treat diseases and profit from it. Outside the temple, there is a sign with pills, powder and pills. He is used to walking around two houses in Rong Ning. Everyone called him "Wang Yi Tie", saying that his plaster was effective, and once it was put on, all diseases would be eliminated. The moment Wang came in, Baoyu was sleeping on the kang, and Li Gui and others were hanging outside saying "Don't fall asleep". When they saw Wang Yi posting, they all smiled and said, "Good, good. Master Wang, you are good at remembering ancient books. Tell our young master one. " Wang Yi smiled and said, "Exactly. Brother, don't sleep, be careful of the gluten in your stomach. " Everyone in the room laughed when he spoke. Baoyu also got up and dressed with a smile. Wang Tietie ordered his disciples to make tea quickly. Yan Ming said, "Our grandfather doesn't eat your tea, and even sitting in this room doesn't like the taste of plaster." Wang Yitie said with a smile, "If you don't take care of the flowers, plaster will never be brought into this room. Knowing that my brother is coming today, I will smoke incense and smoke it three or five days ago. " Baoyu said, "But I only heard that your plaster is getting better every day. What is it for? " Wang Yi posted: "You asked me about the plaster. It's a long story. It's very complicated. * * * medicine one hundred and twenty flavors, the monarch and the minister are intimate. Guests are comfortable, both warm and cold are suitable, and there is a difference between high and low. Internally regulate primordial qi, stimulate appetite, nourish Wei Rong, soothe the nerves, dispel cold and summer heat, promote digestion and eliminate phlegm, externally regulate blood vessels, relax muscles and activate collaterals, promote tissue regeneration, dispel wind and detoxify. Its effect is like a god, you will know when you post it. " Baoyu said, "I don't believe that a plaster can cure these diseases. I ask you, is there a disease that can be cured? " Wang Yitie: "All diseases and disasters are effective. If not, why don't you just slap my face with your beard and tear down my temple? Just tell the source of the disease. " Baoyu smiled and said, "Guess, post it if you can guess." Hearing this, Wang Yi thought about it and smiled: "It's hard to guess. I'm afraid the plaster is a bit ineffective." Baoyu told Li Gui and others, "Go out and have a rest. There are many people in this room, and it stinks more and more. " Li Gui and others heard this, and they all went out to help themselves, leaving Yan Ming alone. Yan Ming lit a beautiful dream in his hand. Baoyu told him to sit beside him, but he leaned against him. Wang Yi was thoughtful and moved, so he smiled and said quietly, "I can guess. I think it's because my brother has something at home now and needs medicine to help him, but it's not? " Before the words were finished, Yan Mingxian shouted, "Shit, hit your mouth!" Baoyu was puzzled and asked, "What did he say?" Yan Ming said, "Believe his story." Wang Tietie was too scared to ask again, only saying, "Make it clear." Baoyu said, "Let me ask you, are there any remedies that can stick to a woman's jealousy?" Hearing this, Wang Yitie clapped his hands and said with a smile, "That's it. Not only is there no prescription, but I have never heard of it. " Baoyu said with a smile, "This is nothing." Wang Yitie quickly said, "I haven't put on the vinegar jar plaster yet, but there are decoctions or something that can be cured, but it is slow and can't take effect immediately." Baoyu asked, "What soup? How to eat? " Wang Yitie: "This is called' Jealousy-Curing Soup': use a first-class autumn pear, two yuan of rock sugar, one yuan of dried tangerine peel and three bowls of water. Eat this pear every morning, just eat it. " Baoyu said, "It's nothing. "。 "I'm afraid it may not work." Wang Yi posted: "If one dose doesn't work, take ten doses. If not today, take it tomorrow. If it doesn't work this year, it will last until next year. Anyway, these three drugs are all lung-moistening and appetizing, which is harmless. My Sweetie's medicine relieves cough and tastes good. After eating for a hundred years, people will die anyway. Dead. Jealous of what? It was effective at the time. " When Baoyu heard this, Yan Yan laughed and called him a "glib bull's head". Wang Yitie said with a smile, "I'm just taking a nap at leisure. What does it matter? " I'm kidding. You are very valuable. To be honest, even the plaster is fake. I have real medicine, and I took it as a fairy. Really, hanging out here? Just then, the auspicious time arrived, and Baoyu was asked to go out and burn money and food to celebrate. "。 Don't go home until you finish your homework.

At that time, Yingchun had been at home for half a day, and Sun's wife, daughter-in-law and others stayed for dinner and sent them home. Ying Chunfang sobbed in Mrs. Wang's room, complaining that "lewd, gambling and drinking, his daughter-in-law and girls have to have sex with her." After a little persuasion for two or three times, he called me a wife in vinegar sauce. He also said that the master had received 5,000 pieces of silver from him, so he shouldn't be allowed. Now he has asked me twice or three times, pointing at my face and saying,' Don't be my wife. Your father gave me five thousand yuan and bought you at a discount. All right, have a good meal and sleep next door. When your grandfather was there that day, I hoped that our wealth could catch up with each other. Theoretically, your father and I are the same generation, and now I'm selling a generation if I crush my head. I shouldn't have promoted this marriage, but it's nothing to make people look like snobs. ""said a line, cried a line SOB pharynx pharynx, even Mrs. Wang and all the sisters shed tears. Mrs. Wang had to use words to persuade: "I have met such ignorant people, but what can I do?" I think your uncle advised your grandfather not to call this relative that day. I refuse to listen, and I can't do it well with all my heart. My son, this is your life too. "Cried the winter jasmine," I don't believe my life is so bad! I lost my mother when I was a child. Fortunately, I have lived a quiet life here for several years, and now this is the result! Mrs. Wang asked him where he would rest. "。 Yingchun said, "I left my sisters at the first sight, just dreaming. Second, I still miss my house. I will live in an old house in the garden for three to five days, and I will die. I don't know if I can live next time! " Mrs. Wang quickly persuaded, "Don't talk nonsense. However, it is common for young couples to talk about their teeth, so why say such mourning words? He still ordered someone to clean up the house, asked his sisters to accompany him to explain, and told Baoyu, "Don't let the wind out in front of the old lady. "。 If the old lady knew these things, you said so. "Baoyu is obedient.