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How to say some Lanzhou dialects?
I like you. I'm not sure. let me see ...
Love letters in Lanzhou dialect are worth learning.
Dear;
Are you all right, Sha?
I miss you crazy! Do you remember me, Mo Sha?
I'll give you a ride, and you'll be organized. Have you forgotten Lao Sha? It's time for you to love me all your life/this life is not over yet, just think I don't love old age, I'm going crazy! Everything is your team! Now that I'm half a year old, you don't pretend to be old, and you don't take pictures or make phone calls. I thought you died here! I didn't know you were still angry until I heard your voice! Stay. What do you have to eat? I called the other day to ask if your group is old. You also said that going to the library for retirement and getting married would only fool me! You are rushing to the nature library, and "Flooding in Girls' Dormitories-Picking up Girls" plays the old role! I just met Nai Huizi. If you want to touch my hand, just say what you want. Please give me a haircut, too. Now that you see me, you're still walking around. You are well organized, and I am old enough for you!
You are the prince charming on the phone, give me a break! A face, ah think, ha bad old me, is it brown land? I just made it clear that you are the prince charming who burns boilers. I don't talk old! Just coax me! Our classmates all asked me, "How did you find the old man and kill him?" "I'm ashamed of Buddha again! I am a Buddhist. I looked for it at the right time. It was summer. I can't see clearly with brown ink glasses! I can't be a broken-hearted Buddha! Home, you marry a chicken with a chicken and a dog with a dog! Getting married and sleeping is not just rice and sand. You lived peacefully that day, as if I were the stepmother who raised Hardy! Buddha, I don't love you. I want to be old. What/? If you want to look good, you must be "modest." If you want money, your household appliances are just razors, or manual!
Hey, come back and chase us, and you will drink "sweet talk" soup, and the Buddha will be full of flowers! Playing with Buddha is a joke! One moment I am a sparrow, the other moment I am a dog, and I sleep happily. When I woke up, you were old! You hurt me. If you smile, everything will be clear. I told you to keep your temper!
I will treat you like a dead skin, and I will fall in love with you, you old dead skin!
No matter where you flash, I will make you old!
Just like that Buddhist country, I am a yak in Tibet, so I thought you were wearing a tent!
Old family, not old.
You also hurry to sleep! :) Bang ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Your dear * *
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