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I would like to ask if the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in the national civil service examination belongs to the administrative law enforcement category or the comprehensive management category?

Your senior uncle and I are now the chief of a division of a certain regional department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. All I do all day long is pick out typos in the telephone records, briefings, and discussions made by my subordinates. , if you really can’t pick it out, just replace it with synonyms or make some abbreviations. For example, when my subordinate wrote "Economic and Trade Relations between China and Angola", your uncle and I would change it to "Economic and Trade Relations between China and Angola", and I also left some room to give the counselor in charge the opportunity to write about the topic. The draft revised by the division director was then revised to "Economic and Trade Relations between China and Angola" to show the leadership's wisdom and the refinement of his words. Otherwise, how could you have written something that the leader had no choice but to change? If you want to get promoted in the agency, you need to be more thoughtful. This is most of the daily work of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which can only be described in two words: boring.

So I really don’t know what advanced content you mentioned about the work in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs besides doing odd jobs. At most, it has changed like this: You are now a low-level handyman, and you are old. From now on, he will be a high-level handyman.

Of course, you may ask me: Since I despise the work of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs so much, why do I still hang out here.

But don’t forget, you and I are different. I have devoted my youth and ignorance to this boring job. Now it is time to ask for something in return. How can I leave now? One is to use it for retirement, and the other is that after living here for a long time, I can’t do anything else. It’s quite satisfying to take advantage of this abnormal system in a place based on seniority.

Think about your uncle and me, sitting in the office all day, scolding the disciples and grandsons like you who don’t know the heights of the world, acting like a boss, what job is more exciting than this?

You may think that you will have a good job in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, you can be narcissistic, and you can open a few blogs to use the image of the spokesperson of "Chinese diplomats" to the public who do not know the truth. We are so pretentious that we can show off to our junior brothers and sisters as "successful people" on Beijing Foreign Studies University's BBS. But in my eyes, you are ridiculously childish.

I dare not say anything else. I also work in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and my job is a hundred times better than yours.

Why do you say that?

When your uncle and I first joined the ministry, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs allotted me a house, and the location was in Fangzhuang, known as a wealthy area in Beijing, so that I, a "diplomat," could I have become a "rich man". The current market price of my house alone is enough to pay for your two lifetime salary in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. If I leave the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, this house that I got without spending a penny will have to be returned to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, so I will not leave.

And look at you? Have you divided the house? hehe. I don’t know how high the sky is and how high it is. Aren't you just living on the three thousand yuan you get from home? Do you know what a monthly salary of three thousand yuan is in Beijing? You are basically the poorest member of the intellectual class. Nowadays, anyone working on the streets of Beijing will earn more than you.

The little money you get abroad, hehe, is almost the same as the money you get from selling blood. After making so many sacrifices, I don’t seem to earn much, and I can’t live a decent life in the local area. In the future, you can use the money you earned from selling blood in Africa to buy a house in Beijing and become a house slave, and then when you are stationed abroad, you can leave your house in Beijing empty and live in the embassy dormitory.

Do you know why the Ministry of Foreign Affairs wants to raise wages? Because if domestic wages do not increase, the current increase in housing prices and commodity prices will have driven these people to death long ago. However, we still can’t give you too much of an increase, otherwise if the wage gap between domestic and foreign countries is not that big, not many people will be willing to work abroad. Why are wages raised abroad? The U.S. dollar has been depreciating all the way. Before wages were raised, those few hundred dollars in Western countries would have starved everyone to death. That’s why it needs to be raised a bit, so that more people can go out and save money abroad, and exchange the lower quality of life abroad for a few years for the “pleasure” within a few years after returning home, haha.

But what I dislike the most is your logic of "if you want to be a talented person, you have to do odd jobs first". This is like saying to your classmates: "If you want to go to Portugal, you must first go to Angola to exercise."

Please, please don’t apply the disgusting logic of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to other industries. When working in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, if I want to stay in Portugal permanently, I have to start in Angola.

Is this true for other industries as well? Isn’t it possible for people to go directly to Portugal for development?

To work in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, you have to start from the most menial job, is it the same for other jobs?

People who work as teachers in universities can teach students in their first year, but what about you? Being called around by the boss, just typing something, sending a text, or picking someone up at the airport.

People who work as translators can also engage in professional translation work at the beginning. As for you, besides making phone calls, writing eight-part essays, and helping the trade union move things, what else can you do?

In a few years, their business will be quite mature. How about you? I have forgotten most of what I learned in school, and now I know how to flatter someone in the office.

Do you think that if your job is to do odd jobs, then other young people’s jobs must also be to do odd jobs?

Do you think you have to go to Angola to endure hardships, while other people’s careers will be reduced to that remote place?

How paranoid.

Let’s take the matter of staying in Angola as an example. The person who asked you to go there will tell you how good the place is, how valuable it is for training, and how much you can learn when you come back. How promising you will be.

Then why don’t you ask that person: Since Angola is so good, so valuable for training, you can learn so many things, and it has such a promising future when you come back, why doesn’t he go there himself? Why should such a good thing be given to you? Is he like Lei Feng? Ha ha.

In fact, everyone in the ministry knows very well that in a place like Angola, whoever goes there is a fool. But someone has to be a fool, and someone has to go. If you don't go, then the leaders will have to go themselves, and the children of the leaders will have to suffer.

So, they must find some stupid people. They definitely can't deceive people with certain qualifications like your uncle and me, and I will also show off to them. After all, I am also an "old employee" of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Why should I go?

The final result is that the Cadre Department cannot send anyone from the old comrades at all, so it can only make fun of you, a newly arrived idiot, because you have just joined the department and have no choice. It’s an opportunity, but I don’t have the qualifications to show off. If you don’t go, who will?

So, regardless of whether you are willing or not, you are determined to go to Angola. Moreover, they will praise you verbally. Anyway, this praise is free of charge. They can just use their words, and you know better than anyone the price you pay.

If you think that the hardship experienced by young people in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is the capital for future development, then you are even more naive. Which of the civilians in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has never suffered? And which one is prosperous (except those who are lucky enough to marry the leader’s daughter)? There was a real joke in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs N years ago: an ambassador’s son went to the United States, and a civilian son went to Africa. Later, when he was promoted, the civilian boy lost and said angrily: "Why? I trained in Africa?" The people in the organization said: "Why do you think so? I fought in the United States. On the front line, I have to endure more training than you." Haha.

In fact, the government has been deceiving nerds like this since ancient times. It is a pity that until today, people like you are still dreaming about "the generals and prime ministers have no seeds."

Wake up, stop being paranoid, stop dreaming that you won’t have to do odd jobs in the future, and stop dreaming that you won’t have to go to Africa after returning from Angola.

The reason why I feel unhappy with you is because: you were obviously raped by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but you still shouted "It feels good!" What's even worse is that you told others that being raped was a crime. It's a good thing, but trying to get more people to be raped seems unkind.

Okay, go ahead and enjoy it. If you can't resist, you will be raped properly. Remember, when you feel pleasure, you must shout loudly, haha.

[This post has been edited by the author on 2007-12-1 11:23:46]

Fallschrim, I adore you. As expected of the director. I specially registered an ID to support you. Brother, I got into the entourage and retreated. Think about how 5 years of great youth have been wasted, and only 2 years will be spent before leaving. It was a waste of 7 years, one after another. Now that the new year has come to an end, we are still among the three homeless people who have no property, no house, no job, and everything starts over.

Nowadays, there are a lot of things, including working and studying during the day, my wife and children are screaming, it’s hard. . . Think about it and compete with that little brother who lives in Angola and eats instant noodles... Think about what the years of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs have left behind, and it is still the halo, the brightness of which is inversely proportional to the degree of understanding of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs by outsiders... There is Sometimes you can still take it out and fool around. . . Back then, Biton said it well in an intranet forum: Just leave if you can. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has nothing to miss. It's a pity that I had just graduated from college at that time. I was as timid and cowardly as an Angola boy. I didn't dare to go out for fear of not finding a good job or losing money. . . . The default is 10,000 yuan a year, and our annual salary is only 20,000 yuan. Do the math on your fingers. If you work for 3 years, you can basically make no loss or profit. Later, I couldn't bear it anymore. The work was too boring and depressing. . . . I am so busy doing chores that I can see myself at 50 years old at a glance, and look at the old Zhangs in the office who have not become leaders. Lao Li. Isn’t that enough for Lao Wang? Thinking about it, it would be a pity to leave the Ministry of Foreign Affairs without ever going abroad. Isn’t it said that after joining the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, going abroad is like taking a walk? So I made the biggest mistake of my life and applied for residency. After all, I went to a developed area... I had too little money, so the rest was not earned, but saved. I'm relatively stupid and lazy, so I don't have a good plan for my life. It’s hard work now, and I even miss the boring but comfortable job of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. I can occasionally show off my diplomat status and pick up girls, right? Really useless. The second secretary opposite me in the office resigned after I went abroad. At that time, his annual salary was 200,000, which is awesome! Among the batch of people who joined the Ministry, there were also many who changed jobs before the probationary period. They were from all walks of life and claimed to have a lot of income. It is said that they often gathered together to criticize the treatment and salary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, haha! It is a common problem for people who resign from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. When I checked the files at the office and saw the names of the authors, I asked where this person is now. Answer: I resigned. Houhou, counting me in my chair, according to me, 4 people have resigned; counting the comrades opposite, there are 5 people. I don’t know how many there are still there since I left. Who is the Ministry of Foreign Affairs suitable for? The answer is only one: suitable for people in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.