Classic lines of Zhao Benshan's previous Spring Festival Evening sketches

Classic lines of Zhao Benshan's previous Spring Festival Evening sketches

1990 "blind date"-the first prize of Zhao Benshan Huang Xiaojuan.

Classic lines:

(1) Underground workers, given by the terrifying, can't be transferred back when they go to a broken place.

(2) Don't say anything, long live understanding.

(3) Anyone who has made an object knows that it is 80% to say "stupid".

(4) the key place has also been pinched.

(5) How to deal with the police! Stop crying, I don't even have an ID card.

199 1 "Xiao Jiu Lao Le"-the second prize of Zhao Benshan Yang Lei

(1) If I do something wrong, you as a leader should criticize.

(2) Tell your daughter-in-law everything. Are you still called gentlemen?

1992 "I want to have a home"-the first prize of Zhao Benshan Huang Xiaojuan.

(1) If you have difficulties, you can participate; if you have no difficulties, you can participate.

(2)35 years old, brackets: there are errors in actual age and appearance. If you don't look carefully, it is not a big problem, which belongs to surface aging.

(3) Life is like a cup of spirit Erguotou. Don't worry about ups and downs

(4) I am divorced, and speaking Mandarin means being kicked.

(5) I am not nervous.

(6) Six-level carpenters are equivalent to middle-level intellectuals.

1993 "Happy New Year to Old Age"-Zhao Benshan Yan Zhongqing Second Prize

(1) The local troupe held a qigong training class, and the rehearsal space was rented to small businesses to sell goods and set up stalls, which pushed me aside and made me have Sundays seven days a week.

(2) The old sow wears a mask-she cares about this old face.

(3) It doesn't matter how you call the spoon. Wipe the table and serve. One person can do it. I'll do it if I want. I didn't do it alone.

1995 "Uncle Niu"-the second prize of Fan Wei Zhang Yuping, Zhao Benshan.

(1) with the last meal, with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis.

(2) Learning is all in this bag. (Double bag) This is the manager. (Carrying bag) This is the collector.

(3) (holding the manuscript) this, ah! I said, ah! ..... Don't read!

(4) (strung together with turtle eggs) Nonsense, nonsense, isn't this the place?

1996 Three Whips-Li Hai Second Prize in Fan Wei, Zhao Benshan

(1) Don't you drive? I'm the driver, and we'll go together, collectively referred to as the owner.

(2) You broke the rules.

(3) Eating is a small matter-drinking is a big thing.

(4) Foreigners are still relatively agile. Just say three sentences, which are very touching, and things will be settled.

Thought-provoking, thought-provoking-bye! Bye. Goodbye!

1997 "Red Sorghum Model Union"-the second prize of Zhao Benshan Fan Wei.

(1) I'm worried that no one will teach me, and a sticky bean curd will fall from the sky.

(2) Try to squeeze all the lean meat out of him in the shortest time.

(3) Whether the cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

(4) Real costume show? Don't just wrap a silk around your head, show a shoulder collar, wear a glass ball, and hang a floral axis in the aisle.

1998 "Happy New Year"-the second prize of Fan Wei Gao Xiumin, Zhao Benshan.

(1) I can't find the north when I go to the South Pole, so I can't practice cerebral thrombosis without my legs. If you can't see beauty in cheongsam, you can't reach Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng.

(2) The president is always happy when he wears a top hat-Charles de Gaulle!

For a cat, a mouse is the best companion-it kills me to make money.

(4) Come down, what are you doing? Corruption?

(5) Even if you give us Yunnan Baiyao now, it won't make up for our mental trauma.

1999 yesterday, today and tomorrow-the first prize of Cui Yongyuan in Song Dandan, Zhao Benshan.

(1) This is my husband-this is my mother.

(2) Say that your program host is very good, that is, people are long.

(3) Laugh like tears.

(4) A long face is like a shoehorn. Can I catch up with you?

(5) Wu Laoer next door shivers at the sight of me-Wu Laoer has cerebral thrombosis, and everyone is shaking.

(6) Two white front teeth were gloriously laid off last year.

(7) The eyes are spinach in autumn.

(8) At that time, there was another household appliance-flashlight!

Zhao Zhongxiang is my idol-then Ni Ping is my dream lover, so love me!

(10) Can I board your wreck with this old ticket?

"Hourly Worker" in 2000-First Prize of Song Dandan, Zhao Benshan

(1) How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator? Three steps! Step one, open the refrigerator door. Step two, put the elephant in. Step three, close the refrigerator door.

(2) talking with you, chatting with you, chatting with you-three!

(3) Walking away hurts self-esteem.

(4) Tell me about 10 yuan-tell me about it! Anyway, this 10 yuan is all your consumption.

(5) Small sample, I don't know you in a vest?

(6) I give the elderly roughly divided into three types: emotional loss type, endocrine disorder type, Alzheimer's type ... you belong to the type oppressed by the house.

That old lady is uglier than you! She is not as ugly as you! You are uglier than her!

(8) You definitely belong to the type of go looking for trouble.

(9) Who is Madonna? ..... Her sister you specify cooked, McDonald's bai!

200 1 Kidnapping-Zhao Benshan, the first prize of Fan Wei in Gao Xiumin.

(1) Kidnapping, trafficking, trafficking, trafficking.

(2) The head is big and the neck is thick. If you are not a rich man, you will be a cook.

(3) The peripheral nerve is necrotic and the upper part is inhibited.

(4) Take two steps, and take two steps without illness.

(5) You become numb as soon as you stamp your foot.

(6) I wonder why there is such a big gap between the two couples living together.

(7) Fate!

(8) Thank you!

In 2002, "Selling Cars" won the first prize in Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei, Zhao Benshan

(1) I have been looking for you every day and every month. I've been looking for you for a whole year-take it easy. We never leave a name when we do good deeds.

(2) flicker! Keep fooling!

(3) Not 3 years old, but 4 years old.

(4) Congratulations, you answer first.

(5) With my IQ, I won't look at my watch in the future.

In 2003, Zhao Benshan, a cardiologist, won the first prize of Gao Xiumin in Fan Wei.

(1) God, I have a big job.

(2) My heart, pull cool and pull cool!

(3) Talk therapy, also known as "talk therapy".

(4) learned all kinds of knowledge.

(5) You are really a man, a pure man!

In 2004, Fan Wei and Zhao Benshan won the first prize of "Water Delivery Man".

(1) I'm a serious person-a serious person spends 20 yuan to rip off the clothes of the elderly?

(2) The bodies of the ancients were called mummies-that's called menstruation Milk!

(3) (Put sugar in your mouth) Diabetes comes out later.

(4) She asked me, can you drive? When I said it, she said "bang". I said you were joking!

Look at my life, my whole hat is still green.

In 2005, Kung Fu won the first prize in Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili and Wang Xiaohu.

(1) The cruel reality has reached my defense!

2 heaven! Earth! Which angel sister gave me this tone!

(3) The group fooled me!

(4) It was the first snow in 2003, a little later than that in 2002.

(5) A chef reads the art of war instead of the menu!

In 2006, Shi Shuo won the first prize in Cui Yongyuan, Song Dandan, Zhao Benshan.

(1) That's quite ...

(2) I can make do, but I can't live without it.

(3) A leader without news is not a leader, and a celebrity without scandal is not a celebrity. It's hard to be a man, but it's hard to be a woman-it's hard to be a famous old woman!

(4) Women, be hard on yourself.

Did you come by special plane? Yes, I came by tractor.

After the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Qin got the flu. At that time, more than 10 thousand chickens died, and finally she was nicknamed "cut plum"

(7) People sing for money, and he sings like hell!

Planning in 2007-Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan, Niu Yi, etc.

(1) You are so talented!

(2) My family has laid eggs. Doesn't that mean I'm pregnant

(3) lay your own eggs and let others talk!

(4) What is the paw pulling on the ground? Look carefully and practice sign language!

(5) The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter in the rooster, oh!

Torchbearers in 2008-First Prize Liu Liu, Song Dandan and Zhao Benshan.

"Olympic torchbearer's leg: ham" "I can't live without bullying me in this life."

In 2009, "Not Bad Money"-Zhao Benshan Bi Fujian Xiao Shenyang first prize.

Classic lines:

(1) What is the most painful thing in a person's life, do you know? Even when people die, they run out of money!

(2) There are many painful things in people's life. Do you know what this is? Is that people are not dead and money is gone!

(3) People can't be too picky, you know? How short life is. As soon as your eyes are closed, the day passes; When you close your eyes and don't open them, your life is over ... "

I won't forget your great kindness, and I won't let you go even if I am a ghost.

20 10 "donation"-the first prize of Zhongyuyang in Wang Xiaoli, Zhao Benshan.

(1) My nickname has not been called for more than thirty years. I didn't expect someone to inherit. It's just that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the generation is longer than the generation!

Americans used to be rich, so they borrowed money from us this year!

(3) I just want to have a home and call you a whole. I'm homeless again!

(4) I am not in a high state now, but my blood pressure is a little high!

(5) You are like Nezha, King Kong Huluwa, Private Zhang Ga ... ""Why are you all children? " "An adult can do such a thing as you? "

(6) You once carried water for widows in the village and donated money for widows outside the village. You have the fate of a widow in your life!

(7) Still live. I think it's live! "

(8) Originally, we were two piles of dry wood, but as a result, your side burned very brightly, so you turned around and poured a bubble of urine on my side, killing me. ...

(9) I still laugh? I promise not to cry, okay?

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