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The first paragraph: Deng Ai, born in Jiyang County, Yiyang. He lost his father when he was young. Taizu attacked Jingzhou, and Wargo moved to Runan to herd cattle for local farmers. At the age of twelve, Wargo followed his mother to Yingchuan, and read the inscription of Chen E, the commander of Taiwei, saying, "Writing articles is a model for the world, and teaching by example is the norm for scholars." Wargo changed its name to Fan Deng, a scholar.

Later, someone in the family had the same name, so they changed their names. Later, he took a bachelor's degree in a surname. Unable to do paperwork because of stuttering, I worked as a grass protector in the rice field. The officials and fathers in his county sympathized with his family's poverty and provided him with generous financial assistance. Wargo did not thank him at first.

Every time he saw mountains and lakes, he pointed out where the barracks should be stationed. Most people laughed at him at that time. Later, Wargo served as an official of Nong Gang Ji and Shangshu, and paid a visit to Sima Yi, Qiu, through a special envoy. Sima Yi thought he was a wizard, so he called him an official and promoted him to Shang Shulang.

The second paragraph: At that time, the imperial court wanted to reclaim land and preserve grain as a reserve to destroy the enemy, so it sent Deng Ai to the east of Chen, Xiang and other counties until Shouchun made an inspection tour. Wargo believes that "the land is fertile but not rich in water, so it cannot be fully utilized." We should dig canals to divert water for irrigation, accumulate grain and connect waterways for transporting grain. " He wrote On Qihe River to show his point of view.

It is also believed that "when the Yellow Scarf Army was broken, it reclaimed land, stored food and controlled the surrounding areas in Xudu. Now the country has been pacified on three sides, and the war only happened in Huainan area. Every time the army goes out to war, more than half of the soldiers are used for transportation, which is costly and arduous. The fertile land between Chen and Cai can store rice fields in Xuchang area and divert water to the east.

Twenty thousand people live in Huaibei and thirty thousand people live in Huainan, taking turns to rest according to the ratio of two tenths. There are 40 thousand people standing by, guarding while farming. When the weather is good, the harvest is often three times more than the land in the west. Excluding all expenses, 5 million lobsters are used for military purposes every year. From 1967 to 1967, 30 million tons of grain can be stored on the Huaihe River, which is100000 people's grain for five years.

With these to attack Wu, there is no victory. "Sima Yi thinks he is right, everything is concrete. In the first two years (24 1), the waterway was expanded. Whenever there is a war in the southeast, the army will set out and sail to the Jianghuai area. This is because there are enough grain reserves and no floods, which was established by Wargo.

The third paragraph: Cao Mao, Duke of Wei Guigui, was the emperor, and Wargo was named Fangcheng Hou Ting. Don't worry about Qiu Jian, send a fast runner to deliver the letter. In order to confuse everyone, Wargo beheaded the man and marched from all directions, first approaching Lejia City and building a pontoon bridge. Sima Shi came and occupied this place. Wen Qin was attacked at the gate because the army came late.

Wargo led the army to chase the head, Wen Qin fled to Wu, and Sun Jun, the general of Wu, and others claimed to be a hundred thousand troops crossing the river. Zhuge Dan, the general of Town East, sent Wargo to lead the army to occupy Yang Fei. Wargo thought it was far from the enemy's main force, and it was not a crucial place, so he moved troops to the attached museum, and sent Zhuge Xu, the satrap of Mount Tai, and others to fight fiercely with the enemy and repel it.

Soon Jiang Wei really advanced on Qishan. Knowing that Wargo was ready, he returned from Dongting to push Nan 'an, and Wargo occupied Wucheng Mountain. The two armies are deadlocked. Jiang Wei and Wargo fought for the dangerous terrain, but they didn't conquer it. That night, they crossed the Wei River eastbound and went back along the mountain road. Wargo and Jiang Wei broke their bones and defeated Jiang Wei.

The fourth paragraph: Wargo led the troops into Chengdu, and Liu Chan led more than 60 princes and ministers with their hands tied behind their backs, putting coffins in the car to show that they deserved to die, and came to the military gate. Wargo untied the rope and burned the coffin to show their forgiveness. He reviewed the troops again, but nothing was captured. The people of Shu praised the surrendered ministers and restored them to their old posts.

The fifth paragraph: When Wargo was on the western border, he rectified traffic jams and built castles. In the middle period of Taishi (265 ~ 274), the Qiang people made an insurrection, and the history of stabbing was frequent, so the road to Liangzhou was cut off. Those soldiers and civilians who survived relied on the fortress built by Wargo.