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The joke of three turtles

The joke of three turtles

A long time ago, there were three turtles, a black turtle, a red turtle and a blue turtle. They are good friends. Because they walked slowly and hardly went anywhere, they decided to see the scenery on the mountain in their lifetime.

So, each of the three turtles took a bowl of instant noodles and set off for the top of the mountain. It took them 10 years to finally climb to the top of the mountain. When they happily took out the prepared instant noodles and wanted to celebrate, something unfortunate happened.

They found that they forgot to bring hot water!

Isn't it disappointing that there is no hot instant noodles?

So the black turtle stood up bravely and said, then I'll go back and get it ?

The red sea turtle and the blue sea turtle said, not good? How far away! ?

The black turtle said, for our friendship? I do. ! ?

The red turtle and the blue turtle said, Brother Black, you are really a good friend. We will definitely wait for you to come back and eat instant noodles together. ?

So the black turtle set off.

10 years have passed?

20 years have passed?

30 years have passed?

But the black turtle never came back.

So the blue turtle said to the red sea turtle: We've been waiting for 30 years? But Brother Hei hasn't come back. Let's eat first. ?

The red turtle replied:? No We agreed to have dinner together. How can you betray Brother Black?

So Blue Turtle said shamefully, Is it my fault? Then let's continue to wait! ?

In this way, after another 20 years, the black turtle still didn't come back.

On this day, they finally couldn't help it. The blue turtle said. I can't take it anymore. Maybe Brother Black won't come back after eating at home. I want to eat first. ?

So the red turtle thought for a moment and said, I really misjudged him. I want to eat it, too. ?

Just as they lifted the lid of the cup, the black turtle came out from behind the tree.

It said angrily: I knew you two would betray me. I have been waiting here for 50 years. ?

This story tells us that turtles are a little slow, but people are patient and have a long life.

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