Irony from the virus: I admire China and Zhong Nanshan, but I prefer Xiong Haizi. what do you think?

Thanks to your kindness, I will be famous!

Although I am notorious, I will be remembered by the world and will remain in your minds forever.

It is said that you humans have seen an animated film in the black box called Dream Journey.

This cartoon says that even if a person dies, as long as his descendants are still alive, this person is not dead.

Then, if one day I am wiped out by you humans (I don't think this day will come), it won't be death.

Because, the fear I brought you will never be erased by years!

At first, you gave me a name-novel coronavirus, and you gave me a new name, NCP.

Frankly speaking, I don't like either name.

The novel coronavirus doesn't reflect my personality at all!

NCP？ Although I have never played the game you created, I also know that NPC is a character in the game. Don't think that just changing the order of letters can escape my eyes!

I'm not your character! I am me, fireworks of different colors!

At first, I lodged in the home of bat, one of the oldest creatures in the world.

I don't like bats, the house is small, there are no lights, and the food is poor!

Therefore, many of my neighbors are looking for new places to live.

My old friend Ebola, my distant relative SARS and the lovely rabies virus have all moved away. When they left, they all advised me to look for a new house with them, but I didn't agree.

Because ... it's not time yet.

There is a story in your country called "Eat your bread and taste your courage".

So, I will be Gou Jian. Only by forbearance can we dress up as a pig and eat a tiger and achieve something great!

Later, I asked my friends to transfer bats to civets, hedgehogs, wild boars and other wild animals through natural reservoirs.

As the leader of novel coronavirus, I am controversial about making this decision.

After all, the new landlord is not much better than the old one.

I joked that they had no vision. Perhaps this is the difference between leaders and ordinary people. They didn't find the existing facts.

The top of the biological chain in the world-human beings, has a shortcoming.

In other words, they like to eat game.

Facts have proved that my decision is very correct.

Most of the companions follow the meat of wild animals, enter the human body and lurk down.

What? Are you curious what I'm doing inside you? It's simple.

My decision is to endure!

If I enter your body, I will remind you that this will greatly reduce the probability that my companion will move to a new home.

So we have to lurk in your body for a period of time, usually 3-7 days, but never more than 14 days. (Some partners are too cautious and may lurk for 24 days)

After the meeting decided, we decided to put the main battlefield in the lungs. The answer is simple, the house is big!

We copy, reproduce and even mutate crazily in our lungs. At this time, our new landlord will have some symptoms-fever, dry cough and so on.

We deliberately imitate the flu virus in order to let people relax their vigilance and think that this is just an ordinary flu.

But in the meantime, we are fighting fiercely with the epidemic prevention army inside you.

To tell you the truth, the five champions of your immune system are all stubborn!

White blood cells, killer T cells, eosinophils, basophils and macrophages are all trump cards. In order to break through their encirclement and occupy both lungs, we sacrificed many brothers.

At this time, human healthy lungs will become "white lungs."

Weather-Spring Festival, geographical location-trains, planes, buses, people and people-cannibalism.

I endured for many years, worked hard for many years, and finally waited for the right time, the right place and the right person. Just when I thought I was going to occupy mankind, I didn't expect you humans to have a new leader.

I heard your name from my distant relative, my cousin, the SARS virus, and I know your strength.

But what I didn't expect was that 17 years later, you went to the front line again, completely closed my base camp "Wuhan" and stopped our ambition of foreign aggression.

I'm afraid I would have been surrounded by you in this "isolated island" of Wuhan if I hadn't endured it for a month, which happened to occupy the right place at the right time.

Even so, you ruined more than half my plan!

During the Spring Festival, I want to take advantage of your going out to expand my territory, but your words made these people wear white cloth, black cloth and blue cloth, or even stay at home, which didn't give us a chance to spread!

Zhong Nanshan, to be honest, I admire you very much!

If we don't stand in the opposite position, maybe we can be friends!

You know us very well and know that we can expand our territory through air, contact and aerosol.

Your partner Li Lanjuan also found our weakness. 56 degrees and 30 minutes of high temperature, ether, 75% alcohol and fluoride disinfectant can all defeat my army!

However, human beings, don't think that Academician Zhong Nanshan and Academician Li Lanjuan can defeat us!

We are also trying new modes of transmission, such as fecal transmission and vertical transmission from mother to child. In this process, we will continue to learn and make ourselves stronger through mutation!

Academician Zhong Nanshan, you probably don't know?

Although you have repeatedly stressed that you should wear a mask when going out and don't attend parties, there are still many children who choose to ignore your words.

That boy in Shenze County has caused you a lot of trouble. To tell the truth, I like Xiong Haizi's gang very much!

As long as these Xiong Haizi don't wear masks when they go out, go to more parties and create more disputes for epidemic prevention personnel, we will seize the opportunity and catch them in one fell swoop!

Of course, it is not only children who choose to make trouble for us, but also some ignorant people!

A lady named Zhang in Hainan took off her mask at the exit and spat at the staff, which helped us a lot. As long as these people "unite", we have a lot of room to fight back!

Zhong Nanshan, I admire you! However, I also feel sad for you humans!

At least in this offensive and defensive war, our virus army is United as one, and the purpose is to occupy you humans.

But you humans, are you really United?

No one knows how long the contest between us and you humans will last.

But I know that this must be a protracted war, a tug-of-war without smoke!

As long as you are still working, still living, and still slacking off after hearing the staged "good news", I will definitely find a chance to beat you!