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Download the complete txt set of "Stewardess Little Flower"
The complete txt novel attachment of Stewardess Xiaohua has been uploaded to Baidu Netdisk, click to download for free:
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"Dear passengers, please note that flying to Xishuangbanna Boarding for flight XXXX is now open. Passengers taking this flight are asked to board from gate 22. Thank you for your cooperation and wish you a pleasant journey."
The broadcast reminded everyone. The bustling airport hall was even more chaotic, and some people were walking faster.
At this time, I was rushing into the lobby of Lukou Airport in a panic. Thinking back on the difficult journey to the airport just now, I felt like crying. God knows how I got to the airport!
It was my first trip. I bought a ticket at 8 a.m. for a cheap price. I heard that I had to arrive an hour early. I was nervous and sleepless all night. In the early morning, I was persuaded by an unscrupulous driver to share a ride with three people. car.
For a student who failed the college entrance examination, traveling alone is already very miserable. Halfway through the journey, the driver answered the phone and said that he had to go back in an emergency. He actually wanted to drop us off without any explanation. We refused to get off, so he drove straight back. As a result, the three stupid passengers above him actually Agree to be taken back to the original place.
I was so anxious that I jumped out.
"You are operating illegally! I'm going to file a complaint against you!"
"You can't go down. If you don't go down, I'll take you back to where you were. I'll complain." ? Just file a complaint. "The attitude is very bad. I'm angry. Of course I can't be taken back to my hometown now...
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