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A boring joke.

1, I picked a mobile phone today and wanted to return it to the owner, so I found a number in his mobile phone and called (the owner's sister). After the other party connected, I said, brother, what's the matter? I said, are you the sister of the owner of this mobile phone? I found your brother's cell phone! She listened and said, oh, wait a minute. Then I hung up. In about a minute. The phone rang, and as soon as I answered it, I heard that the other person was a woman and said, brother, I found your phone.

Two cows are eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" " The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless. "

3. Some people in Guangxi speak Mandarin with inaccurate pronunciation and often with obvious local accent. It is common to read empty as public, which leads to the following joke: when friends are far away, dinner is usually a plate of snails, and the host picks up a snail and says, public! Then throw it away. Clip another one and say: man! Throw away, mutter: it's a man again. My friend was surprised and thought: awesome, Guangxi people are awesome, even male and female snails can see it!