How to hide a 2-foot watermelon knife in your body?

Therefore, you must not take the ordinary road. It is a good choice to mix with the underworld. If a gangster wants to gain a foothold in the Jianghu, he must start from the grassroots, that is, from the younger brother. As the saying goes, a person wandering in the rivers and lakes is inevitably stabbed. In order to avoid being stabbed more, it is necessary to strike first, so take a knife with you, but he can't take it to the streets. Even if the policeman thinks I am a little beggar, I will be hacked to death, which is why I am so arrogant. If you want to make a name for yourself, you must not take the usual road. Too vulgar and common methods of hiding knives will be laughed at by prostitutes who love life and cats, so you must be unconventional. Imagine that when everyone is going to cut each other's knives, you pull out a knife with cold light from an unimaginable place and stand in the wind, with your skirts fluttering and your hair flying with the wind. What kind of situation is that? What kind of personality? Seeing this situation, the opponent has lost in momentum. If you work harder on your personal image, you just need to resist it a little. You looked up a lot of information and came up with many good ideas. Dare not do it alone, send it out for everyone to enjoy (1). Wrap the knife in newspaper. Then hold it in your hand or in your arms. Source: (Gangdom in various Hong Kong films) is too vulgar ~ ~ ~ And if you really want to do this, unless you have a talent different from ordinary people, you are doomed to be cut. According to the statistics in the movies, eight out of ten people in hide the sword have no good end in this way. How many people can stand in the movie? (2) Pin the knife on the belt. Source: I forgot to mention that the target is too obvious. Sharp tools can do a good job. If your knife is too fast, you have to cut your belt when you cut it. This kind of thing has happened in history. Supreme Bao, the leader of the axe gang in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, made this mistake when he confronted Chunsanniang. The difference is that he used an axe, but the result is the same. Thanks to the fact that the opponent against the Supreme Treasure at that time was a penis man, dropping pants also had a spiritual deterrent effect. Writing here, I also wonder if the Supreme Treasure also had the idea of intimidating the enemy at that time. The master duel is only in an instant, that is, the opponent's one move and one style is enough to tell the winner. This method is too narrow, only suitable for opponents with small penis who are not immune to spiritual magic, but the effect is ideal. When mm screams and closes her eyes, your knife has been placed on mm's neck in lightning speed, and everyone can appreciate what to do next. Of course, it does not rule out that your capital is thick enough. Bigenough achieved the effect of defeating the enemy without fighting at the moment when he cut off his pants. This tactic requires you to wear nothing but a pair of loose pants, so this method is not suitable for winter in the north. Even if you put on your work clothes, little jj will freeze. If the opponent is not fighting with one arm but with mixed arms, or is born with the same staff as you, then this tactic is undoubtedly extremely stupid and dangerous, and it is not convenient to move after the pants are dropped, and the key parts are directly exposed to people. In the crowd, your two whisked thighs are so eye-catching and funny, just like fireflies in the dark. Of course, if your little penis is grotesque or tiny and can make your opponent laugh, you can sneak up on it. If your penis is so interesting, congratulations, you can fly alone. It is recommended to use men and women in this kind of war. When the time comes, those who don't have little jj are intimidated by little jj, and those who have little jj are blindsided, and then they can cut melons and vegetables. However, the premise is that the two women's looks should be passable, the man should have some capital, and he should live together for a long time, so that everyone will be tired of aesthetics, so that no pants will fall off and the two will let each other watch cheap porn. If you have a beautiful mm and you have a lot of money, who will mix with such a dangerous underworld? If you do your duty and live a stable life, if you worship money, you will be a poultry pimp together. Isn't that fighting for money every day? (3) Put the knife behind your back. Source: "The son has arrived", it is difficult for Haruko Hino to do this. The first is the hidden problem, which is easy to see behind his back. There are two ways to avoid it. One is temporary. He is wearing a loose windbreaker. But as a younger brother, a punk, not a mafia or a mark, he dies faster dressed like that ~ ~ ~ and the other is once and for all. If you sleep for a long time, your back will get out of the ditch, and you can't see what clothes you are wearing when you put the knife in. This method is recommended, but it takes a long time. It is estimated that you will either die when you are successful, or you will be too old to mix with the underworld, which is a promising career ~ ~ Secondly, how to put the knife? Because it is watermelon Dao, people will laugh at it with scabbard. If the package is too tight, it will lead to two possibilities: one is that the knife will be hacked to death if it is not drawn, and the other is that the other party will watch you unpack it. If the package is not loose or not wrapped at all, it will scratch the skin. Don't practice gold bell jar iron cloth shirt, it is best to wear gold shorts iron vest. But doing so will affect your mobility, which is not desirable. If you become a Golden Admiralty shirt, congratulations, you can be the boss directly or challenge Si Manan to take his 5 million, so you don't need to be a younger brother. (4) put the knife in your pants. Source: The original is very concealed, and it is difficult to find if you wear loose pants on the inner thigh. Deterrence effect is first-class, untie your belt ~ ~ or open it if you have confidence in technology. When others think that you are going to play hooligans or piss in public like Wang Ning, slowly pull out the knife from the inside and bring out two YMs, flying in the wind like kapok and as beautiful as autumn leaves. Of course, the shortcomings are also obvious, and the security is not enough. Please refer to the second paragraph in (3) for the reason. And because of its special geographical position, it is easy to become the first tj in China after the founding of the People's Republic of China. (5) put the knife in the shoe. Source: yy's feasibility is almost zero, provided that you have a pair of shoes big enough to match two feet. If you are an incarnation of bigfoot or bigfoot, or have a genetic mutation, consider it. The shocking effect is super strong. Take out a stinky, green watermelon knife from the oversized sole, and add your big feet. Who can match this momentum? It's just that people don't kill people and buddhas don't kill buddhas. Where is beriberi? (6) put the knife in the skirt. Source: yy women's patent still has a limited scope of application, only long skirts can be worn, and it should not appear among triad hackers. Generally speaking, short skirts, miniskirts and miniskirts are definitely not acceptable. In the case of short skirts, you have to clip the handle into bb to barely keep it hidden. However, it is estimated that it would be great to start Amadai before playing. The deterrent effect is super strong: when you take out a weapon from your skirt that smells delicious (or coquettish, as the case may be), dripping with water or even bloodshot (if it is not your menstrual period, then this sacrifice is too great ~ ~), I believe most people have lost their combat effectiveness. (Needless to say, a beautiful woman probably made her opponent so sick that she vomited the db in her rectum the day before yesterday. How to be effective? ) summary: it's very difficult to implement ~ ~ It suddenly occurred to me that men can also wear Scottish skirts and put knives in them, but I don't think any boss will take a brother who wants to wear a Scottish skirt away. (7) hide the knife in the cross. Source: New York Gangster has a strong deterrent effect. High feasibility. Good concealment. Martin scorsese must have spent a lot of time to come up with such a method. He must dream of becoming such an unconventional little brother as me. It's a good idea to hide a thin sword in someone else's cross. You hid a watermelon knife, which is quite characteristic of China. Our slogan is to build socialism with China characteristics and watermelon Dao with China characteristics, but this is the boss's costume. I suspect that the boss here has already started to do so. (8) Take a bag of cut watermelons and hide the knife in it. Source: What is the highest realm of martial arts in life? The brother replied: you can win if you don't recruit. That's how you chop people. Please refer to the unwritten My Humble Book &; m