Joke stories suitable for primary school students.

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. He announced: "children, after picking the fruit, we can wash it together, and we can eat it together after washing." All the children went to pick fruit. As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them." Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? " A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit." Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea. So, it becomes a "hippocampus"! Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he

It became a hippo. The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body. Turns out to be a zebra! One day, the fourth horse came to a factory in order to find the companions of the first three horses, and the result was transformed into "iron"

Horse ". But later, those horses still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all made into "Shaqima" and ravaged everywhere.

No horse was spared and became a world without horses.

One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. " The cow said, "I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly." The pig said, "people who fart will blush." Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. The adoption rate of the answer to "Drunk Life and Dream Death": 5.3% 2009-12-16 20: 53 In senior high school, all students in the school must wear school uniforms every day, and some repeat students never wear them. The teacher in charge of this field squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate didn't wear a school uniform and asked him why he didn't wear it. The classmate was furious and said, my mother is not dead, why should she wear mourning clothes? Green Apple 2009-12-1621:06 I asked you if you were a pig, and you answered no, you were beaten-dishonest! The next day, I asked you if you were a pig, and your answer was, beaten-not modest! On the third day, I asked you if you were a pig, but you didn't say a word and were beaten wildly-even if you were a pig, you still dragged on! Hehe, I'm still a primary school student, and I'm particularly envious when I see the students who are assigned to read the composition by the teacher. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read it. The opportunity has finally come.

"So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!"

Pupils suddenly stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am more like your mother.

My family often plants green onions in pots in winter to keep them fresh and tender.

My sister saw it when she came home for the Spring Festival. She said to my mother with joy, "Hey! Mom, that's too rough. " My mother and I both laughed.

There is a neighbor named "Auntie" who goes to work by bike every day.

I met her at the door early in the morning. I smiled and said politely, "Grandma, Daban."

Bah! I want to bite off my tongue.

When I was a primary school student, I made a resolution at the general meeting of the whole school: "We should learn from the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army in climbing snow-capped mountains and crossing grasslands." Since then, I have been deprived of the right to political speech for life.

In high school, the teacher asked the deskmate to read the text. This girl has always been famous for her vivid reading. On that day, she was still reading aloud with a textbook in her hand. He stood on the sentry in the snowstorm, clutching a steel gun in his hand.

What we heard was.

He clung to the sentry in the snowstorm and held a pen tightly in his hand.

There was silence in the class, the teacher fell down with laughter, and then the classmates fell down.

I take my son to feed the ducks. He ran after the duck while scattering bread crumbs, and I ran after him with his apple (he didn't like it, so I had to take a few bites when he was distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him, "Come and eat an apple and chase the duck!" " ! After repeating this sentence, I finally shouted, "Come and have a bite of the duck." Then I skillfully braked the car.

I remember when I was in primary school, there was a text called Waterfall. In the middle, it is said that the author turned a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in it. When one of my female classmates was reading aloud, she was also reading aloud: I was shocked when I climbed over this mountain, and there was a rag hanging on the mountain.

The whole class was stunned.

There is a sentence in the article extracted from the novels of Russian writers: all the houses here belong to the lords (referring to the rich). As a result, one of my male classmates read aloud: All the houses here belong to old men. As soon as the voice fell, our Chinese teacher asked him doubtfully: Where do the old ladies live?

There is a pupil who always reads "bank" as "good". One day when he was studying, he read that the people in China are very good and the business in China is also very good. .............................................................................................................................! Anonymous 2009-12-1621:45 When will there be a bright moon? "Dad, when will there be a bright moon?" I said, "tonight", "but why not tonight?" "It's cloudy tonight." "But it was fine yesterday. The sky is full of stars, but there is no moon. " "That's because, because, ah, you don't understand, this is called the moon comes and goes. You got it? There is no moon every night. " "But it was daytime that morning. How can I see the moon? " This question dazzles me. "Dad, why did you pour coffee on the keyboard?" There are no birds in a hundred mountains. "Dad, there are no birds in a hundred mountains, and there are no footprints in a thousand paths." Since everyone has disappeared, why is there an old man fishing? " "This is a writing method. You see, first of all, nobody writes about ice and snow geography. Later, I saw an old man fishing. How outstanding the image of this old man is. " "But,' write a hundred mountains without birds' first, why can't a bird come forward? Geometry Dad, what is geometry? " "You are still young. In middle school, you can learn geometry. Geometry is about triangles, rectangles and circles. In short, it is a variety of shapes. " "Oh ... that's a song about wine, and life is geometry. Is life a triangle or a circle? " The child was lost in thought. Dangerous building "Dad, I dare not speak loudly for fear of scaring people". Are there really aliens in the sky? ""No, it means that the night is very quiet. Once you speak, it will spread far. If someone is in the sky, they will be woken up. Look how well this poem is written. " "No, the poet went to a dangerous building. This dangerous building is 100 feet high. He is afraid that the building will collapse if it is loud and will wake people in the sky. " "Dangerous buildings mean very tall buildings." "You should be more careful in tall buildings." The children of wildfire asked with a scroll, "Dad,' Wildfire never completely devours them'. What is wildfire?" I calmly replied, "Wildfire should be a fire burning in the wild." "Who lit the fire?" "I don't know, maybe the production was particularly backward at that time, put it in Yamakaji, and then changed the mountain forest into fertile land." "But if it should be fertile land, it should not be grass, but the crops in" Spring Breeze "?" Well, the farmer certainly didn't set fire to it. ""Who set the fire? " "Why do you always ask who set the fire? Just recite the poem. " The wife on the side couldn't stand it: "The child asked you a poem. What are you angry about?" "He is so not sensible, can I not be angry? By the way, some children who are not sensible must have set the fire. "I was upset." But ... the child looked at me timidly. "Dad, why do you put cigarette butts in your pocket? The clothes are on fire. Season "Dad,' Two orioles singing green willows', what season are you talking about?" "Since it is a green willow, it is of course spring or the turn of spring and summer. "The next sentence says' the window contains autumn snow in Xiling'. Why hasn't it thawed at this time? " "Maybe it was colder in ancient times than now." "Which egret is not afraid of freezing?" "Because it was colder then than now, birds must be more resistant to freezing than now." "If that's the case, then' Wan Li ship with a berth in Wu Dong' can't leave, and the river is frozen. Hey, what poem do you want me to recite? Inconsistent. '