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Ruthless yongzheng emperor made a humorous commemorative comment.
""I am such a person! That's nature! That's it, Emperor! If your minister lets me down, I will let you down again. Encourage it! "For example, Happy 1, approved Li Weizhe: Good thing! Those who don't appreciate this kind of thing, unless they are with the emperor! 2, Cai Tingzhe: Li Zhiying is not a person, a big joke! What a joke! I have a face-to-face message. I laugh so hard. I am a soldier. Such as conceit 3, Tian Wenjing discount: I have never failed anyone in my life, and God help me to take revenge. 4, Wen Yang dry fold: North Korea's party aid is also due to this separation and resentment, only the ear of Prince Yong who saw through this. Such as modesty, 5. Gold approval and discount: I am less confident and fashionable than I believe in E Ertai. 6, the batch is folded: I haven't been to the land in person in this section of the river project. Now I talk to the young people about the strategy, which can be described as teaching the axe. I'm really ashamed to see it. Another example is the praise for Chen Zhe: cursive writing under the lamp, ugly words are like relatives. 7. It really bothers you, not only me, but also Prince Yi loves your tears. Amitabha, what a big risk! 8. Nian Gengyao Discount: When the monarch and the minister meet, they have their own personal interests, which may not be inferior to our own ears. In a word, the two of us will set an example for knowing each other through the ages. Today is the day when future generations admire Liu Sheng. Just kidding, 9. Give Nian Gengyao a discount: the enamel has not been refined yet, and it will be made considerably in the future. I'll give you some existing items, but if you don't use the word "greed" and don't give any of them, you will get these items, all of which are the power of this word. 10, criticizing the stone: happiness depends on you, laughter depends on you, anger depends on you, shame depends on you, affection depends on you, and annoyance depends on you. I have never disagreed. If you are careful, 1 1, criticize Wang Guodong: I am afraid of the pollution of these cases, and I am afraid of your fear. If you are disappointed with 12, approve Wang Shijun's discount: how reasonable! I am very chilling. I didn't expect Wang Shijun to treat me like this. 13, Yang Zongren approved: this! Yes! Yes! Yes! It's just cheaper Man Pi and others all walked away. Don't let them go, even lead them in! For example, Tao Xin 14 criticized Stone: I am so confident to appoint you, and the people will tell you the truth when I am tired. You turned a deaf ear. As for this, I cried with tears and have nothing to say to you. 15, approved by Zhang Kaizhe: I see, I only talk about things, my heart is in your cavity, and I am only good at it. 16, Tian Wenjing discount: Just let you know that your master is a man with ulterior motives, really a mirror of an iron man, and he is getting more and more cautious. If you believe in yourself, rest assured, rest assured that King Kong can't shake me at all, and monsters can't confuse me at all. If you are not yourself, even the Buddha can't save you, so I don't want to do this. I am good to you, and I will use your face carefully. Very important! Very important! Such as irony 17, criticizing Tongji Tuzhe: knowing people is wise, but emperors are difficult. How can an ordinary emperor like me afford a man like you! 18, criticizing Hu: I want to reward you more, let me drill you. For example, threatening 19, criticizing Nian Gengyao: Tu Lichen is the person who arrested your brother in Guangdong. Tell him to come and show you! Such as lambasting 20, criticizing Wang Rouzhe: It's crazy to see you talk repeatedly. Are you really crazy? 2 1, criticizing Fu Taizhe: Are you a fairy? How can you talk nonsense in front of your father if you are ignorant and deceptive! For example, Liu Jinzhong came to Beijing to see him, smart and mean, and the materials were very ordinary. 23. When criticizing the discipline, when Wang Song was transferred, Yi was an unbearable thing, and his face was full of vulgarity. 24, approved stone folding: that is, if Fujian people go to other provinces to be officials, it will be annoying. On the 25 th, Li approved the discount: a big device! Flag! This man is a man who can't wake up in the sun. I called him "Qiuqiu" when I was playing in the mansion that day. He was so stupid that he couldn't remember where he was after climbing the pole. 26, approved Gesen fold: its staff, only money, eyes are black. 27. E Ertai discount: browse. The businessman is so sincere and caring that he is very grateful and sympathetic. Tian Wenjing discount: Where's the ball! I knew it wasn't the end of man, and now all kinds of deception and concealment have been exposed. Do you accept my suggestion? 29. Tian Wenjing Discount: Just look at my previous thoughts. Today's regrets are not of my own making? But we all forgive this unintentional mistake. Kuang Er is not selfish, but he is clever in deceiving you and strict in your investigation. What crime? But a little ignorant. It is good for such a person to have experienced such a thing, and he can increase his knowledge and see through human feelings. For example, warning 30, criticizing Jiangning Weaving Cao Zhe: I instruct you to tell Prince Yi about your affairs and do everything according to the instructions of the Prince. Don't run around and waste your energy buying trouble. You don't have to ask another person to drag yourself down except wangyi. 3 1, acton discount: If you are still in Guangxi today, you will never survive in Beijing. Such as anger 32, Tian Wenjing fold: I am such a man! That's nature! That's it, Emperor! If your minister lets me down, I will let you down again. Mian approved the book and folded it, saying, "I trust you so much and appoint you. If I have anything to do with the people, I will tell you the truth. You turned a deaf ear. As for this, I cried with tears and have nothing to say to you. Being a woman is more difficult than being an emperor.
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