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20 10 Since the beginning of September, an article related to high-speed rail on the Internet has been widely circulated. Professor Zhang Shimai from Xi 'an Institute of Earth Environment, Chinese Academy of Sciences, after a comprehensive and detailed study, came to the conclusion that "the geology of China is not suitable for building high-speed rail". He believes that under the geological conditions in China, the "Scheffer force" generated by high-speed rail will lead to a serious "Stephen King effect" on a chain, which will lead to mass geological disasters. Before his death, he strongly suggested that if high-speed rail must be built, I hope that the construction of high-speed rail can at least ensure the use of ballasted track beds. The whole article is completely spun, with the purpose of spoofing Huang Wanli, pursuing illogical nonsense, mixed with a series of cold jokes. But what I didn't expect was that, on the whole, people don't have any scientific literacy, and this seemingly professional article full of "Hielscher Fu" and "Stephen King" is easy to spread around on the Internet. On September 20 10, the original author posted on mitbbs. The general content is as follows: 1. The name Zhang Shimai is a spoof of Huang Wanli, which means ten steps, low speed. 2. "Xie Li" is a spoof of Xie on MIBBS, and "Stephen King Effect" is a spoof of Stephen King on MIBBS. These two men are famous pit kings on MIBBS. 2065438+01After the bullet train accident on July 23rd, the media cracked down on the high-speed rail. This fishing article was quoted by many media as "ammunition" to attack high-speed rail. 2011On July 29th, in the article of China Business News, the half-baked train control system of high-speed rail "independent innovation" was quoted by Zhang Shi. On the same day, Weibo made an apology in China Business News, which read as follows: "Apologize Statement". In the report entitled "The Mystery of Independent Innovation of High-speed Railway" published by this newspaper today, the viewpoint quoted by Professor Zhang Shimai was reminded and verified by netizens, which was fabricated by the Internet. I would like to clarify and apologize to readers and netizens. China management newspaper editorial department. However, the serious impact of this incident has greatly reduced the credibility of the newspaper. Sina. Com and many other websites also cited this article.
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