Funny things in life

There is a saying in the northeast: I want to pee blood!

This is a joke, which means: I'm poor, I have no oil or water, and I have to pee.

Today, I want to tell you a true joke.

Yesterday morning, the first thing to get up as usual was to go to the toilet.

When I finished urinating, I looked down and saw that the urine in the toilet was red.

"I don't even flush water when I go to the toilet," I muttered, pressing a button to drain the reddish water in the toilet.

At that time, I thought it was my wife's period, and I forgot to put water in the toilet.

Yesterday morning, I urinated in the unit toilet. I looked down at the urinal by accident.

I was scared out in a cold sweat!

The urine I discharged in the urinal is actually the same color as the urine in the toilet at home in the morning-not blood red, a bit like boiling Pu 'er tea, but not so dark.

It turned out that it was not my wife who forgot to drain the water when she went to the toilet, but the color of my urine.

I peed blood!

50 days ago, I was hospitalized with diabetic ketosis. At that time, urine sugar 3+, ketosis+and urinary microalbumin were more than 20 times higher than normal.

Because my mother was seriously ill that day, she was discharged after only one day of recuperation. There were no other more serious symptoms at that time!

Why did you suddenly pee blood?

The heart beats faster.

I think of two children. Will they have no father?

I was nervous all day, went to the toilet several times, and the color of urine was always brown.

When I got home at night, I still couldn't help but say to my wife, "I peed blood."

"what! Why don't you check for urine and blood? ! "The wife scolded.

"Nothing, just a little color in the urine, no other symptoms, no pain in the waist and no pain in the urethra."

"Don't eat tomorrow morning, check quickly, it will be late if there are symptoms!"

"Have I ever drunk Pu 'er tea? "When I told my wife, it was like asking myself.

I really thought it had something to do with the strong Pu 'er tea I drank, and I didn't dare to drink tea all day.

However, I drink several cups of tea every day. Why didn't I have anything to do before?

I also decided to go to the hospital early tomorrow. No matter what kind of illness it is, it's almost Spring Festival. Early diagnosis and early treatment can't make the family have a bad year.

Clean up the garbage in the kitchen before going to bed. I saw the red pitaya skin thrown in the trash can. The color was deep red. It was yesterday when my blood sugar was low that I ate a whole root and threw the skin in the trash can.

It seems that I suddenly remembered something. Call your wife quickly: "Come here quickly and see if eating pitaya urine can change color?"

The wife came over and looked at the pitaya skin. "It should be! Eating pitaya can really change color, "she paused. "However, if it is still that color tomorrow, go to the hospital for a check-up."

This morning, the first thing to do when I got up as usual was to go to the toilet.

I noticed the color of urine, which is normal yellow.

It turned out that it was really the red dragon fruit that caused the disaster!

Almost went to the hospital for testing. Even after the test, the doctor could not find the reason why the urine turned brown. What kind of diagnosis will he give?

I almost scared myself to decadence!

I almost didn't say goodbye to my family in advance!

Sometimes it really scares yourself.

The whole person immediately refreshed!