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At what moment did you think your brother was particularly stupid?

My brother and I are not real brothers and sisters, but some of our brothers and sisters lack everything except blood. My sister is naughty and unreasonable, and my brother is naughty but warm-hearted to death.

My brother and I met in high school. My brother was sitting behind me. In view of the rank factors of xueba and xuezha, it is our daily life to ask him questions. Anyway, I depend on him and I don't forget foreign languages. It's a pity that we didn't develop into romantic couples who learn to be tyrants and scum according to the plot of normal youth idol dramas, but went further and further in the relationship between brother and sister.

Graduation is always a parting topic. We live in different places. My brother went to military school, and my mobile phone has been offline. Chatting has become a luxury. That night, my brother suddenly sent a message. "I always dream of you recently, miss you and miss the days of high school."

Seeing this news, I felt a little choked up for a while. During that time, I just entered the university, and everything around me was new, new-faced, strange and scared. I think so is my brother.

Seeing the photos sent by my brother, I am much thinner than before, but I have the appearance of a soldier brother, the straight male characteristics of a soldier brother-dull and silly, and the awe-inspiring righteousness of a soldier brother. The way he holds a gun gives people the feeling of being a tough guy. He is really handsome. Ha ha ha, long time no see.

I think my brother and I must have been brother and sister in our last life, but when we were reborn, he got on the wrong bus and became someone else's child. Fortunately, we can still meet. Although my brother can be silly sometimes, he will be honest with everyone, but my brother says it will make life easier. My brother will play some funny jokes when I am unhappy. When he tries to tell jokes, he may not know that he is actually funnier than jokes. Oh, by the way, he can still take selfies in a daze, not as skilled as his handsome little brother, but my brother is really more handsome than them, it's true!

My brother said he could realize one of my wishes, but he didn't have any special wishes. He just wants you to have a good life in the army. Don't always think about my little sister. There will always be a sister-in-law in the future. After all, my brother is so good.