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Please help me find the lines of Guo's sketch "Talk to me if you have something"

The essay "What you want to talk about"

Tip: The lines are arranged according to the animation, and they are not uploaded on the Internet at present. You can copy this by yourself according to the animation.

Animation (with lines)

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