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Baby's bedtime story
Baby's bedtime story 1 Once upon a time, in a beautiful big forest, there was a little monkey who loved learning very much. He likes reading. There are about one hundred books on his bookshelf. He reads in bed after finishing his homework every day until his mother lets him sleep. So it suffers from myopia, so everyone calls it "myopia bug", and the little monkey is quite unconvinced!
Every day after school, the little monkey runs home in a hurry. As soon as I entered the room, I said to my mother, "Mom, I'm back." As soon as the voice fell, he got into the study, took out his homework in a hurry, and put on a correct writing posture seriously. Mother saw it and thought that the monkey had changed his incorrect writing posture, and a happy smile appeared on his mouth. But when his mother walked away, the little monkey was doing his homework on the table again.
A few days later, the little monkey couldn't see clearly in class. He often treats 6 as 9 and 5 as 2, which makes a lot of jokes! Once in a math class, the teacher put 6+5=? Write it on the blackboard and ask the little monkey, "How much is this question?" The monkey replied, "9+2= 1 1." The whole class burst into laughter and called the little monkey a "myopic bug"
The teacher told the little monkey mother that he often made mistakes and joked, and suggested that the little monkey mother take the little monkey to the hospital to have a look at her eyes. Mother monkey was very worried after hearing this.
The next day, the little monkey mother took the little monkey to the hospital to see an ophthalmologist. After careful examination, the doctor said to the little monkey, "You have pseudomyopia!" " "ah! Hearing this, the little monkey suddenly became stupid and broke out in a cold sweat. After a while, the little monkey asked anxiously, "Doctor, can my eyes be cured?" The doctor said to it meaningfully, "it is not difficult for you to make your eyes better." The key is your perseverance. "The little monkey jumped up happily at once:" Doctor, tell me quickly, how can I make my eyes better? " Seeing the cute little monkey, the doctor smiled and said, "First, watch less TV, second, play less video games, and third, pay attention to the correct writing posture." "Can you do that?" The little monkey said confidently, "I can do it!" " "
From then on, the little monkey did as the doctor said, his eyes gradually improved and his nickname was gone!
Baby's bedtime story 2 Spring has arrived, the water in the river has thawed, the birds have flown back, and the grass on the ground has begun to sprout. Looking at the blue sky outside the window, Niu Niu wanted to go out and run on the grass for a few laps, so she said to her mother, "Mom, take me out to play for a while!" "
Mother cow said, "OK, where are we going?" "Well, I think, let's go fishing by the river!"
When Dad Niu heard that he was going out, he hurried over. "No, always sitting in one place, how boring!"
Mother Niu disagreed. Niu Niu thought for a moment and said, "OK, let's fly kites on the grass!"! Mom and Dad, look, what a nice day today! "
Father Niu shook his head and said, "No, flying a kite has to follow you everywhere.". I don't agree. "
Mother Niu thought for a moment and said, "Otherwise, let's dig some fresh wild vegetables in the Woods. Oh, I really want to eat fresh wild vegetables. "
"Not good!" Niu Niu and Niu Niu's father shook their heads and said, "We don't want to dig wild vegetables."
"So, what on earth are you going out for?" Niu Niu looked at Mom and Dad and had no idea. Suddenly Niu Niu's eyes lit up. He looked at Father and Mother happily and said, "Yes, I have a good idea!" " "Niu Niu's father saw Niu Niu's happy appearance and said happily," Hey, I also thought of a good idea! "
Mother cow looked at the father and son so happy. She smiled and said, "OK, I have a good idea!" " "
Niu Niu stood up and said to her parents, "Well, this time, let's say it together. If we are talking about the same thing, shall we go together? "
"good!"
Niu Niu shouted, "One, two, three!"
Father cow, mother cow and cow all said in unison, "Let's plant trees together!" "
This time, Niu Niu's family agreed. The three of them took tools and happily went outside to plant trees.
Baby's bedtime story 3 One night, the bright moon rose to the treetops, and the bright moonlight poured down, as if flying into a sweet dream with rabbits.
In the dream, Feifei dreamed that Sister Moon asked her to go on a night outing. He pushed open the door and went down the mountain to find Sister Moon.
The rabbit walked and walked, but she didn't see Sister Moon. At this moment, Sister Moon, who stopped at the treetop, saw the rabbit and shouted, "Feifei, Feifei, I'm at the treetop, I'm at the treetop."
Sister Moon let the rabbit sit on her and took the rabbit to the beautiful pool. I saw thick lotus leaves and beautiful lotus flowers everywhere in the pool. A frog squatted on the lotus leaf and saw a rabbit. He was surprised and said, "Rabbit, you can sit on the moon. You're amazing! I am sure that you are the first animal to land on the moon. I envy you so much! " Little rabbit smiled happily.
Then, Sister Moon came to her house with the rabbit. Look, Sister Moon's home is full of stars. The star's eyes blinked as if welcoming the arrival of the rabbit, and his mouth moved as if to say, "Hello, rabbit, our moon palace is waiting for you at any time." Little rabbit smiled from ear to ear.
Finally, Sister Moon sent the rabbit home and said goodbye to the rabbit happily. The rabbit is also happy to say to Sister Moon, "Goodbye Sister Moon! You took me on a night tour today. I will definitely take you to visit our forest next time. "
At this time, the rabbit woke up from a dream, and it knew it was a dream.
Baby's bedtime story 4 has a little mouse. It is clever and naughty. It likes playing tricks on others most, and always comes up with some strange ways, so everyone doesn't want to play with it. The little mouse feels very lonely.
Once, it sat in a daze in the hut. Suddenly, the little mouse rolled its eyes and came up with a bad idea. It took a piece of paper, drew a big cat's face on it and cut it out with scissors. Soon, a clever big cat headdress was made. The little mouse looked at the window and saw her sister playing with the ball. He thought to himself, "Haha, I have it. I'm going to Doby to play Sister Mouse! "
The little mouse wears a mask and walks slowly behind his sister. Sister mouse is playing intently, and no mouse is found. It was not until the little mouse came to her that she discovered that it was a "big cat". Sister mouse suddenly fainted. The little mouse pushed her sister, but she didn't move. Now the little mouse is in a hurry. He picked up his sister and ran to the hospital. Just as he was so tired and sweaty, Mother Mouse came to see Sister Mouse. The little mouse was very happy and thought, this time there is a helper. But as soon as Mother Mouse saw him, she ran away. The little mouse quickly put down her sister and ran after her mother, who had already run away without a trace. At this moment, Sister Mouse woke up. She ran away as soon as she saw the little mouse.
The little mouse took off his mask and felt more lonely. From then on, the little mouse stopped teasing everyone.
Baby bedtime story 5 One day, mother duck is going out. She said to the duckling, "Mom wants to go out and play at home by herself. Mom cut a big watermelon, which is enough for you to eat for half a day. Don't leave home. " Say that finish, mother duck went out.
The ducklings were fighting while eating watermelon, and the watermelon skin was thrown everywhere.
After a while, the second duck said, "Brother, it's really boring to play at home. Shall we go out? "
The duckling said, "didn't mom say you couldn't leave home?"
Duck boss said, "Go away, go away, we'll just play for a while. It doesn't matter."
The ducklings dare not stay at home alone, so they have to play with them.
They walked and walked until they came to the river, which is a beautiful place. Lotus is very beautiful, like a little girl. Sister Liu's hair is blown by the wind, which is natural and beautiful. Sister Grass just came out of the quilt, soft and weak. The ducklings jumped into the river. They swam about in the river. I really had a good time. ...
At this moment, Mother Duck came back. Pushing open the door, I saw a mess in the room.
Mother duck said angrily, "Who did it?" It must be those ducklings.
Mother duck shouted several times, but there was no baby duck in the room. Mother Duck said to herself, "I don't know where these naughty ducklings will go ..."
Mother duck looked everywhere and came to the river. When she saw the ducklings playing happily in the water, she was not angry: "children, come here quickly, mom is back."
When the ducklings saw their mother coming back, they quickly went ashore and went home with their mother.
Baby bedtime story 6 There is a wolf living in a small room. He never repairs or cleans, so the shack is broken and dirty, and it falls down when touched.
One day, an elephant passed by the wolf's house, and its big ears fanned and touched the shack, which tilted.
"I'm so sorry, my friend!" The elephant apologized to the wolf and said, "I didn't mean to." Fix it at once. "
Elephants are really capable. It picked up a hammer and nails and moved its hand. It was repaired quickly, and the hut was much stronger than before.
"Oh!" The wolf thought, "It seems that he is afraid of me! Apologize to me first, and then start repairing my shack. Why don't I take this opportunity to let it build a new house! "
"Stop!" The wolf shouted, "What's the matter with you? Do you think I am easy to bully? You broke my cabin, so you just want to fix it with a few nails. It's not that cheap You have to build me a new house! Otherwise, you have to teach a good lesson. "
Hearing this, the elephant didn't say a word. It rolled up the wolf with its nose as easy as blowing off dust, threw it into the smelly puddle at once, and kicked the house to pieces as soon as it lifted its foot.
"This is your new house!" The elephant said that and left without looking back. "ah! I have no idea. " The wolf fell in the stinking puddle, sprawled and rolled his eyes.
"You idiot!" All this was seen by the crow. It said to the wolf, "if you regard others' respect for you as weakness, you should be punished." "
Baby's bedtime story 7 One day, Little Rabbit wanted to visit his grandmother on the other side of the river, but when he came to the river, he was very worried. It turned out that the boat that was usually by the river was gone.
Little Nutbrown hare thought for a while and decided to find a wooden bridge. However, when he came to the wooden bridge and looked at the thin wooden bridge, he was afraid again.
At this moment, Brother Dog came. He saw the rabbit in a daze by the river, so he went over and asked, "Rabbit, what's the matter, standing here motionless?"
Rabbit said, "Brother Dog, I dare not cross the river!" " "
Brother Dog thought for a moment and said, "Let me carry you across the river!" " "He squatted down and let the rabbit climb on its back.
No sooner had Brother Dog taken a few steps than Rabbit said, "No, no, I'm still afraid of water."
Brother Dog said to the rabbit, "Close your eyes, don't look at the water, and listen to me tell a story, okay?"
So Brother Dog told a story: "Once upon a time ..."
As soon as the story was finished, they reached the other side of the river. Brother Dog said to Rabbit, "We have reached the other side of the river. Open your eyes. "
Rabbit quickly opened his eyes and said, "Thank you." Brother Dog said, "You're welcome. We are good friends and should help each other. "
Baby bedtime story 8: It's snowing, which is the first heavy snow in the New Year. Little snowflakes lined up seriously and floated down from the sky one by one.
The first snowflake fell gently to the ground, scraping the small stones on the ground with its cool and fluffy twigs. It is so light that it has become a small water drop and disappeared before it is found by a small stone.
Snowflakes keep falling, and I can't count how many I have. The smell of snowflakes is scattered in the air, which is the cold, cool and purest taste in winter.
Snowflakes covered the small stone, layer after layer, and covered the small stone with a thick quilt. Tables, stools, steps and flower ponds in the yard are all covered with fluffy snowflake quilts, and their heads are buried in the quilts to sleep late. Only the pine tree still stands tall and straight in the middle of the flower pond, full of glittering and translucent velvet flowers.
Snowflakes swirl, gently touch the glass window and say hello to the baby in the room. The baby is in a warm room, covered with a thick quilt, lying in a warm bed, and the pebbles, tables and chairs, steps and flower beds outside the window fall asleep in a snowy night.
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