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Nine celebrity stories that can be changed when mistakes are made.

Correction celebrity story 1: Xu Beihong admitted to drawing a duck by mistake.

Xu Beihong studied in France in his early years, and his character modeling pays attention to realistic expression, especially good at sketching. For Chinese painting, he advocates reform: "Western painting can be absorbed and integrated." The combination of Chinese and western techniques has formed his unprecedented realistic painting style.

I heard an old man say that once, Xu Beihong was commenting on this painting at an art exhibition, and an old man from the countryside suddenly came up to him and said, "Sir, the duck you drew is not right. You drew a duck. How can a duck's tail be so long? " When you look at it, it turns out to be Xu's new work "Writing Dongpo Chunjiang Plumbing Poetry", in which the tail feathers of ducks are curled like rings. The villagers said that drakes have bright feathers and curly tails; The female feather of the duck has a short brown tail, which is wrongly drawn.

Xu admitted his negligence in sketching and was deeply grateful to retire.

Celebrity Correction Story 2: Confucius Correction Poems

One day. Confucius led students such as Luz, Zigong and Yan Yuan to give lectures. When teachers and students came to Haizhou, the sky suddenly thundered and thundered, and there was a storm. An old local fisherman took them to a cave for shelter from the rain.

This cave faces the sea, where old fishermen usually rest. Confucius felt a little bored in the cave, so he went to the mouth of the cave and watched the sea view in the rain. When he looked at it, he felt that the poem was full of enthusiasm and became a couplet: the wind blew a thousand waves in the sea; The rain left thousands of pits on the beach.

The old fisherman listened to the busy way: "sir, what you said is wrong!" Is there only a thousand waves in the whole brain, and there are only 10 thousand blockhouses with no more or less? Have you counted them, sir? "

Confucius felt that there was something in the old fisherman's life, so he asked, "Since it is inappropriate, what is appropriate?"

The old fisherman said unhurriedly, "We were born by the water and grew up at sea, and we often sing some fishing songs. Whether it's a song or a poem, although it doesn't have to be real fish or shrimp, it can be reasonable and vivid. In my opinion, your two sentences should be changed to this:' the wind blows on the sea and the rain pits on the beach.' There are countless waves and pits that make sense. "

Lutz caught fire on the side and said to the old fisherman, "Alas, saints write poems, how can you change them indiscriminately!" " "

Confucius shouted, "Lutz! Be rude! "

The old fisherman patted Luz on the shoulder and said, "A saint has the knowledge of a saint, but it is not necessarily better than others in everything. For example, how did you catch this fish? " In a word, Lutz was speechless.

The old fisherman looked at Lutz's embarrassment and made no answer. He flew down the mountain, jumped on the fishing boat, cast his net and began to fish.

Confucius watched the old fisherman's skillful fishing movements and thought about his ways of talking about the sea, changing poems, talking about "saints" and blaming his son. Suddenly, he found that he had made a big mistake, so he called his disciples together and said seriously, "I told you before, you were born to know." This sentence is wrong! Everyone should remember: knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, knowing is also! "

Say, easy to sing a poem:

Climbing the mountain to see the sea, the plug suddenly opened;

If the sage is wrong, stop wandering!

Error correction celebrity story 3: Shen Congwen

One morning, Shen Congwen slipped out of the classroom and went to the village to watch a play alone. On that day, the puppet show was The Monkey King Crossing the Flame Mountain. Shen Congwen was very happy and burst into laughter. He didn't go back to school until the sun went down. At this time, all the students went home from school.

The next day, as soon as Shen Congwen entered the school gate, the teacher sternly asked him why he was absent from class. He blushed and faltered. The teacher was so angry that he knelt down under the tree and scolded loudly: "Look, this nanmu tree is growing every day, but you just don't want to make progress and are willing to be a worthless dwarf." The next day, the teacher called him again and said to him, "Everyone is studying hard, but you secretly went to the theatre. Although I humiliated you yesterday, it was for your own good. Only by respecting yourself can one gain the respect of others. " The teacher's words moved Shen Congwen to tears. He secretly vowed that he must remember this lesson and be a respected person. Since then, Shen Congwen has been strict with himself and became a famous writer when he grew up.

Celebrity story 4: Gagarin

1961April 12, when Gagarin flew in space for 108 minutes, after pressing the mysterious code "25", Dongfang-1 spacecraft descended to an altitude of 700 meters, and then Gagarin parachuted safely back to Earth. The 25-year-old short captain successfully completed the first flight to explore space on behalf of mankind!

A few minutes later, the news spread all over the world. The world's major radio stations and newspapers are scrambling to report this overnight superstar. Then, he sat side by side with korolev, the father of the rocket, shook hands and talked with Khrushchev, general secretary of the Central Committee of the Soviet Union, hugged and raised his glass with dignitaries, and his chest was covered with medals. He rose from captain to at least school, then became a student of zhukovsky Military Academy, and then entered the graduate school of higher military academy to study. Even his smile became a legend, and his hair was combed back into a charming fashion. Wherever he goes, people insist on making friends with him, and wherever he goes, there is a feast.

Before, he thought Khrushchev was just a god. At that time, he found himself a god, yuri gagarin!

As a result, he often ignored laws and regulations, drove around the streets in a Volga car given to him by the state, and even jumped out of the building window because he liked a nurse regardless of the influence.

One day, he ran a red light again This time, his Volga knocked down another car and both cars were destroyed. Fortunately, he and another driver were only slightly injured. The police who rushed to the scene of the accident naturally recognized Gagarin at a glance, raised their hands and saluted him, smiled at him, and immediately promised to "investigate the responsibility of the perpetrators." On the edge, although the injured retired veteran was injured, he lost his smiling face when he saw Gagarin standing in front of him. Subsequently, the police stopped a passing car and told the driver to deliver Gagarin safely to his destination. Next, he is going to put all the responsibility on the old man.

Gagarin got on the bus, but the old man's wry smile and injury lingered in his mind. He can't help but think that heroes can also be fatal, which will also make law enforcers reverse black and white, and deep love may also make a retired old man bear a bad name. At this moment, Gagarin's pure nature was restored. He asked the driver to drive the car back to the accident site quickly, sincerely admit his mistake in front of the police and the old man, help the old man repair the car and bear all the expenses.

The aura doesn't even have a god. It is added by people around, especially good people. With enough aura, even ordinary people may become gods; But as long as you go to the aura, God will find that he is no different from mortals.

So, don't squander the halo that others put on you easily, otherwise, you will find that when the halo disappears completely, your meaning and value in life will cease to exist.

Celebrity story 5: apologize to 40 thousand people in 50 hours.

Since taking office in July 2009, Panamanian President Ricardo has always felt that his passport is not exquisite enough and decided to carry out a major rectification.

20 10 in may, Ricardo ordered the design and color of the passport to be redesigned, and he personally approved it. After two months, the National Passport Administration of Panama finally designed and produced several passport samples according to the wishes of the President and submitted them to the Presidential Palace. These colorful and beautifully made passport samples quickly won Ricardo's appreciation, and he asked the Passport Administration to print and put them into use as soon as possible.

Months passed in a blink of an eye. On October 3rd, 65438/KLOC-0, Ricardo, who was a little free, took those passport samples out of the drawer and enjoyed them. Suddenly, he found a very subtle mistake in his passport: on the national emblem of Panama, there is a cross with a shovel and a T-pick on it, but what is printed on these passports is a shovel and a square hammer with a long handle.

It is a great shame that a country's national emblem is wrong. Ricardo decided to take responsibility for his mistakes. First of all, he asked the Passport Authority to correct it immediately and make a new passport as soon as possible. At the same time, he asked the Passport Administration to count the number of passports used, which was as high as 40,000. This means that because of the carelessness of the President, 40,000 people have been ridiculed by the rest of the world for holding these passports with the wrong national emblem.

Ricardo asked the Passport Authority to print out the names of these 40,000 people as soon as possible, and he will make a televised speech the next day to apologize to these 40,000 people.

65438+1on the evening of October 4th 19, Ricardo walked to the podium on time. He first introduced the reasons for his apology, and then began to read the names.

Five minutes later, Ricardo was reading his name; Half an hour later, Ricardo was still reading his name; After 90 minutes, their chairman Ricardo is still reciting those names one by one.

Panamanians in front of the TV are confused. Is it really necessary for the President to read all these 40,000 names? How long will it take? Many people called the presidential palace and TV stations to inquire about this matter, and they got the reply from the staff: based on the average time of 3 seconds for each name, it will take at least 33 hours for the president to read 40,000 names, plus there may be two short sleeps in the middle, plus the time for going to the toilet and eating, and the TV apology will last for 50 hours.

50 hours to apologize to 40 thousand people? Everyone was shocked.

No one cares what the president did wrong, how badly the national emblem on the passport was wrong, and who the president is apologizing to. For the sake of the president's health, they called to stop the president from apologizing.

Ricardo didn't stop. Three hours later, it was already midnight 10. Ricardo continued to read his names one by one on TV. His TV apology touched the whole Panama and even Panamanians overseas. They called overseas to return home and suggested that the president stop apologizing. Ricardo answered them like this: "If you don't even read the specific names, what respect and apology can you talk about?" If you can't even implement an apology to one person, what do you expect me to help you implement? If I can't even take responsibility for my mistakes, who can expect me to take responsibility for this country? "

10: 50, nearly four hours after apologizing, an overseas Panamanian said on the phone, "Mr. President, if you are so indifferent to the people's suggestions, what advice can we expect you to listen to in the future?"

Ricardo raised his head with scruples and asked into the microphone connected to the phone, "Can you really forgive me for this mistake?"

The audience on the other end of the phone replied affirmatively, "Mr. President, we forgive you."

This sentence made the whole country boil, and all ordinary people in front of the TV, whether the president could hear it or not, shouted, "Mr. President, we forgive you." Only then did the president stop. He bowed to the camera, said "thank you, my lovely Panamanian people", and then walked off the platform. ...

Celebrity story 6: Su Dongpo apologizes to Wang Anshi

Su Dongpo, a great writer in Song Dynasty, was a bachelor of imperial academy, and people called him Su Bachelor. Su Dongpo is brilliant, his articles are well written and his poems are well written. But no matter how knowledgeable a person is, it is impossible to know what's going on in the world, so sometimes he has to make some mistakes.

One day, Su Dongpo went to visit Wang Anshi, the prime minister of the dynasty. The servant of the Prime Minister led him into Wang Anshi's study, saying that the Prime Minister was on a business trip and would be back soon. He asked Sue to have tea later. After waiting for a while, the host didn't come back. Su Dongpo strolled to the table and saw a poem chanting chrysanthemums on the table. I haven't finished writing this poem, I only wrote two sentences:

"Last night, the west wind blew through the garden, shedding yellow flowers and gold everywhere."

Su Dongpo couldn't help secretly laughing when he saw it: "West Wind" is obviously autumn wind, and "Yellow Flower" is chrysanthemum, which never dares to face the wind in Ao Shuang, and is the most cold-resistant and freezing-resistant. Isn't it a big mistake to say that the west wind "blows yellow flowers all over the ground" Thought of here, Su Dongpo's poems are full of enthusiasm, and he can't help it. He dipped his pen in ink and wrote two sentences:

"Autumn flowers are not better than spring flowers, and they are said to have been carefully sung with poets."

Su Dongpo put down his brush and stayed for a while. Seeing that his master had not come back, he got up and left. Besides, when Wang Anshi came home, he met Su Dongpo's words in his study. He just shook his head and didn't care about Su Dongpo.

Later, Su Dongpo went to Huangzhou to be the ambassador of Ying Yong.

Su Dongpo lived in Huangzhou for nearly a year. On the Double Ninth Festival, there are strong winds for several days. One day, after the wind stopped, Su Dongpo invited some friends to enjoy chrysanthemums in the suburbs. I saw that the chrysanthemum garden was full of colorful flowers, golden and bleak in the west wind. At this time, Su Dongpo suddenly remembered the continuation of Wang Anshi's poems, and he was dumbfounded and speechless for a long time. He suddenly regretted that he had made a joke in the past and quickly wrote to Wang Anshi to apologize.

Celebrity Story 7: Li Shimin got rid of the habit of loving pleasure.

On one occasion, Li Shimin was playing with birds in the harem (a very precious bird, which was just delivered by his subordinates). Just when Wei Zhi came, he was very unhappy to see the emperor playing with birds and said a lot to him. When Li Shimin saw Wei Zhi coming, he quickly stuffed the bird into his sleeve, and the bird was suffocated.

Wei Zhi said, "Your Majesty, this is a difficult time. We should work hard, not have fun! " Li Shimin later didn't get famous flowers and famous grass, but concentrated on politics, which led to "managing the world"!

Celebrity story 8: * Once a deserter.

Marshal Chen Yi said in the reminiscence article of 197 1: * He was a deserter. And Su Yu also said: "* is a deserter, trying to escape but failing."

Su Yu told Chen Yi that he had been a deserter.

What the hell is going on here?

This should start from the early days of the Red Army. At that time, after graduating from Whampoa Military Academy, * was assigned to an independent regiment in Ye Ting to participate in the Nanchang Uprising.

Su Yu told Chen Yi that he had been a deserter.

After the failure of the uprising, * followed Zhu De's strategic shift. At that time, the troops were preparing to go south to Guangdong, and it was only in Raoping that they learned that the main force of the rebels had been defeated in Chaoshan. So, the troops moved again. At this time, it was a difficult period for the Red Army. Many people began to retreat, leaving only 800 troops. Zhu De, who was then a commander, was optimistic. He thought that the situation would improve soon, because Chiang Kai-shek and other warlords would soon compete for territory, and Chiang Kai-shek War would break out, and so would Chiang Kai-shek War. This will be a good opportunity for the development of the Red Army.

This gave the troops great confidence, but at that time * was really a little shaken.

At that time, * was already the company commander. He felt that the Red Army was isolated at present and its future was uncertain. So he went to Chen Yi and said, "The team is dying. You are an intellectual. You've never fought a war. You've never joined a team. We've always been on the same team. Instead of being a prisoner, it is better to wear plain clothes and go to Shanghai to do something else. "

Su Yu told Chen Yi that he had been a deserter.

Chen Yi rejected his view: "I'm not leaving. Now that I have a gun, I can kill local tyrants and evil gentry. The local tyrants and evil gentry killed me as soon as I left the team. Therefore, I still have to take a look and can't leave. "

As a result, * still left, taking a few people to the United States crown. But I came back that night.

It turned out that after going out, he found that some passes in Meiguan were searched very strictly. A fellow villager told him: "Now, as long as you meet people with foreign accents, you can search for property and beat them up, or even behead them." "

Only then did I know that it was more dangerous to leave the army. So, * returned to the army and made a review to Chen Yi: "Now people outside are hitting people with their pockets, and sometimes they kill people. I'd better come back to the team. "

Chen Yi didn't pursue the mistake of leaving the team, and continued to let him be the company commander.

* Also learned the lesson and tried to take care of the company. And soon played a role.

When he moved to Hunan with a large army, * took the company to escort the logistics trench and set out for the large army that occupied Leiyang. As a result, it was ambushed by local Kuomintang militia and things were taken away.

This is really putting the lion in the den. In the future, the God of War, who commanded hordes to sweep across most of China, was robbed by a group of local strongmen.

After coming back, Zhu De was very angry. * also very ashamed, said on the spot to get things back!

Zhu De agreed to * operational request.

Su Yu told Chen Yi that he had been a deserter.

* Set out with the company. This time, * used a plan, and he and his company became the "No.1 19 Army of the National Revolutionary Army", which was Chiang Kai-shek's clique, the Kuomintang. Of course, local vigilantes will please. Tan Zisheng, the leader of the militia, invited * to dinner and drink.

Then, a dramatic scene appeared. Halfway through the meal, * broke the cup, and the Red Army soldiers shot at Tan Zisheng with their guns, smashing the leader of the militia who had just robbed * supplies into a sieve.

* With a company, he not only got things back, but also captured hundreds of Tuanding.

The battle swept away the pessimism all the way, and * finally regained confidence.

Only ten days later, *' s military talent was brought into play again. At that time, Kuomintang troops attacked the Red Army, and the Red Army had to temporarily withdraw from Leiyang, and then launched a counterattack while the enemy was unprepared.

But after all, the enemy is stronger. The Red Army attacked for more than an hour, but failed. At that time, the chief of staff was Wang, a first-year student of Huangpu Military Academy and an outstanding general of our army in the early days.

Su Yu told Chen Yi that he had been a deserter.

Wang Jian suggested giving up attacking Leiyang. But in this way, the Red Army will return to the difficult situation of moving around. At this time, * said: "Now, in Leiyang City, most enemies are receiving rewards, so we must relax our vigilance. Our army should take advantage of the enemy's unprepared and launch a large-scale counterattack overnight. "

As a result, the Red Army launched a surprise attack again and recovered Leiyang in one fell swoop.

After World War I, Zhu De was promoted to battalion commander!

After that, * followed Zhu De to Jinggangshan, where he will meet the most important Bole in his life: Chairman Mao.

Error correction celebrity story 9: Shen Congwen skipped class to go to the theatre.

One morning, Shen Congwen slipped out of the classroom and went to the village to watch a play alone. On that day, the puppet show was The Monkey King Crossing the Flame Mountain. Shen Congwen was very happy and burst into laughter. He didn't go back to school until the sun went down. At this time, all the students went home from school.

The next day, as soon as Shen Congwen entered the school gate, the teacher sternly asked him why he was absent from class. He blushed and faltered. The teacher knelt down under the tree in anger and scolded loudly: "Look, this nanmu tree is growing every day, but you just don't want to make progress, and you are willing to be a worthless dwarf."

On the third day, the teacher called him again and said to him, "Everyone is studying hard, but you secretly went to the theatre." Although I humiliated you yesterday, it was for your own good. Only when a person respects himself can he gain the respect of others. "The teacher's words moved Shen Congwen to tears. He secretly vowed that he must remember this lesson and be a respected person.

Since then, Shen Congwen has been strict with himself and became a famous writer when he grew up.