Why don't men like humorous women? Please tell me.

Women giggle in front of strange men for no reason, which will certainly make men who don't like you run away, but it will also make men who like you feel scared.

Why don't men like humorous women? Humorous men are very popular in love. The key step for a man to conquer a woman is to find a way to make her laugh. In fact, in front of the woman you like, men usually become more humorous than usual, dancing and rowing, which is the result of courtship instinct, just like male pride is like a peacock showing love to a female peacock. It is said that the biggest difference between animals and humans is that males are more beautiful than females. Men are not as beautiful as women, nor can they open their screens like male peacocks. Of course, they can only use their brains like a rest.

Tell jokes to please women.

Generally speaking, a man's sense of humor is directly proportional to his male charm, and a woman's sense of humor is inversely proportional to her femininity. If a woman is humorous but not beautiful, a man's intuition is that ugly women cause more trouble.

; If women are humorous and amazing, men usually feel inferior. Therefore, from ancient times to the present, most people who talk about cross talk are men and few women (sketches are better, after all, they are more ornamental and have more body language). ) It's not that men's cross talk is necessarily good, but that women's cross talk always makes people feel strange. Women who like to talk cross talk are either married for many years without worrying about getting married, or they are more masculine, and their sexy index in men's eyes is usually greatly reduced.

Humor is not only a sign of cleverness, but also a sign of maturity. The same joke, said by different people, has different weights. For example, a bald idiot laughed hysterically before he finished his joke. No matter how wonderful the joke is, he can't stop. The audience always thinks he has leisure to show off, while women think he is not stable enough. And a charming mature middle-aged man (for example, 007), even if he plays cold humor, gently pie mouth, women will be fascinated by five fans. Women like humorous men, and it's best to reflect that sentence.

Men conquer the world and women conquer men.

With the progress of science and technology, there are fewer and fewer jokes and more and more jokes. In particular, forwarding dirty jokes reflects a person's degree of entry into WTO to a great extent. For example, a simple college student (except a newcomer) may occasionally receive one or two obscene jokes on his mobile phone, or he may not understand them, or he may stop laughing after reading them. But once he enters the society and has more friends, the possibility of forwarding will be greatly improved. If he is engaged in a profession that needs to socialize with people all day and show loyalty to the rivers and lakes, then dirty jokes are a resource with all kinds of rivers and lakes.

An important tool to connect emotions is not only low-cost, but also friendly and infectious (it is said that mobile phone messages are most efficient in forwarding at the dinner table, and China Mobile and China Unicom should really send banners to restaurants). It vaguely conveys the following meaning: 1. You are too tired from work, have a rest and relax; 2. I miss you often and always want to share something beautiful with you; 3. Everyone is a layman, so we should always reciprocate and communicate more; I don't treat you like an outsider, and I hope you don't treat me like an outsider either.

If forwarding obscene jokes between men is a bit utilitarian, then forwarding obscene jokes between women is pure entertainment, which usually happens between married girlfriends and is as intense as men. Men are sometimes shocked to see jokes that their girlfriends transfer from their wives. I only know that there are fierce seafood in the sea, but I don't know that there are such fierce women on land! Respect arises spontaneously.