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Who can write some funny plots in Cherry Maruko?

Maruko quotations

When you can't get what you want, lure others to exchange: "delicious ice cream, do you want to eat it?" But I won't give it to you! "

Threatening parents: "Do you want me to be a big fool?"

To my sister: "How can this person be my sister?"

"What about you, meatballs? Are you really not going today? " "I'm not in the mood to go today."

Self-feeling: "If I wear kimono, I will definitely become a very attractive person."

The 30-day holiday is coming to an end: "I still have 28 days of diaries to write, sister, let me have a look."

Name: KINOMOTO SAKURA Peach

Nicknames: meatballs, meatballs, cherry meatballs

Age: nine years old

Constellation: Taurus

Blood type: type a.

Height: half of my sister's height.

Birthday:1May 8, 965.

The mantra: pay attention.

Love: Baby Bear, Baby Rabbit.

Habitual actions: staring blankly, sighing, rolling, and twisting your ass.

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Favorite sports:

Riding by himself (but only because Xiaoyu and Hua Lun encouraged him to learn) and swimming (but I hate changing swimsuits because I am most afraid of being seen by male students).

◇ idol:

Chao Gufa, King, Linda Yamamoto, Shimizu Ximei, Finger Choir, Mari Amachi, Yamaguchi Momoe, Dingdong.

I hate sports the most;

Walking in the mountains (because my feet are waist-high) and gymnastics (doing gymnastics in the morning is inhuman)

◇ hobbies:

Watching drama in the park (because I like maltose, milk pancakes and rabbit pancakes sold by the younger generation), collecting stamps (because there was a stamp collecting craze in Japan at that time, everyone went to learn), making pen friends (including Tanabe in Kanagawa and Nalingshizi in Jiangtong Okinawa, but meatballs were interrupted because of gift giving) and potted plants.

◇ Features:

Careless, unreasonable, easy to be happy, sometimes kind to people, easy to be jealous, soon forget the painful things, love to imitate, lazy in bed, take a nap, love to sleep, be timid, love to fart, take a shower and sing, and be curious.

Such as food:

My favorite foods are hamburgers, fried shrimps, fried chicken, Lamian Noodles boiled eggs, chocolate, shaved ice, Japanese tea and cold dishes from China.

Hate food:

Vegetables, pickles that are particularly annoying at school, lettuce (unless there is delicious sauce), tomatoes, natto.

How to eat:

Save the delicious food for last, leave half of what you like in the refrigerator and eat it next time (but if you really want to eat it next time, those things will have gone bad).

Favorite thing:

Bathing (with dad), animals (but small balls can't be raised well), singing waves and doodling.

◇ unforgettable things:

When I was in the third grade, I was responsible for taking care of small animals. Maruko is very eager for this job, but at the same time, Hua Lun said that he should also take care of animals, so he offered to catch a frog and crayfish. Later, after the meatballs were caught, the classmates said that they would rather watch canaries. Maruko thinks this is completely futile. Maruko and Hua Lun's job is to change water for the frog and feed the caught turtle every day, but the caught turtle helps the frog float its eggs. Five months later, a dozen frogs were born, which made the classroom messy. The situation is completely different from Maruko's original imagination.

Unforgettable hiking on May 12, Hua Lun brought two pieces of French chocolate to Maruko (Maruko volunteered to be Hua Lun's sidekick in order to eat more). Maruko saved two chocolates for last, and decided to eat slowly after going home. Who knows, after returning home, mom found chocolate in Maruko's sweater pocket, so she ate it with dad. Maruko is so distressed!

On July 5th, 6th and 7th, Tanabata was held in the park. Grandpa invited Maruko to play, but Maruko thought it was the 6th, and she must go to the 7th to celebrate it, because she thought the Japanese should celebrate Tanabata on the 7th night. So, grandpa had to go with his sister. Grandpa bought her a lot of things, balloons, marshmallows and goldfish for fishing. Maruko was envious and decided to go out to play on the seventh, but it rained that day.

The school held a visit to teach, but Maruko didn't let her father and mother go together, because she felt that this activity would only leave sad memories, but unfortunately her mother went. One day the teacher asked a math problem, and Maruko made it clear that he didn't know, but they all raised their hands. Who knows that the teacher actually asked Maruko to answer, and Maruko pretended to be crazy at this time.

In the third grade, the school held a marathon, and all the balls participated (of course, not voluntarily). My mother expects the ball to run in less than ten minutes, so get a certificate. On the way, Xiaoyu's mother and teachers encouraged Maruko loudly. Finally, the little ball ran into less than ten, and my mother bought a set of dolls for the little ball as a daughter's day gift. When everything was perfect, the headmaster said that there were not enough papers because of the oil crisis, so only one to seven awards were given. Maruko ...

◇ incredible things:

When Maruko started serializing, he went to the classroom of Class 3, Grade 3 with his schoolbag on his back. The notice of home visit was also written by Tokugawa, the tutor of Class 3, Grade 3, but later Maruko became a student of Class 4, Grade 3. When did Maruko change shifts?

Maruko's hairstyle is usually a student's head, but when you go out, you tie it into two balls, one on the left and the other on the right, and then tie it up with a ribbon, but it is impossible to tie two balls with the hair length of Maruko.

Grandpa won the special prize of traveling to Nanyang Island in the sale, but because no one at home had time, he had to go alone. But can a girl in a three-year class attend without a guardian?

Maruko likes graffiti, but from the first episode to the tenth episode, she has never seen graffiti or notes on the wall. So where does Maruko go to show her interest? The house behind Maruko House is sometimes different, sometimes high and sometimes low. How to understand this phenomenon?

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