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Real Madrid 1 100 million fake superstars make jokes: 1 7 times a year, 0 goals in 360 days, Zidane was badly pitted.

2065438+July 2009, Azar joined Real Madrid at a sky-high price of 1 billion euros, and won the No.7 jersey left by legends such as Raul and Cristiano Ronaldo. However, Azar, who was full of vigor in Chelsea, went to Real Madrid and became a glass man, which made Real Madrid miserable.

According to the news of the transfer market network, Azar has been injured seven times since August 20 19 16, and the recovery time has exceeded 200 days. Azar suffered many injuries, including ankle sprain, fibula fracture, hamstring strain and so on. This time it was a thigh muscle strain. ......

Why is Azar frequently injured? Lancelot, editor-in-chief of Aspen, believes that this is related to Azar's lack of professionalism. Azar has been overweight since he joined Real Madrid, which has caused great pressure on his knees, ankles and muscles.

Belgian media HLN pointed out that Azar's transfer fee exceeded 65.438+0 billion euros, with a total value of 65.438+0.6 billion euros, far exceeding Bell and Cristiano Ronaldo. He is actually the king of Real Madrid.

However, Azar handed over an extremely bleak report card: he joined 1 year, was injured 7 times, played 22 times, scored only 1 ball, failed to score for 360 days in a row, and so on ... Only Zidane still had expectations for him, but he was really miserable.

Angry Real Madrid fans even said that Azar was no longer fit to play in the top leagues. Since you can't even control your body and your mouth, you might as well retire, eat, drink and be merry.