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Funny copywriting about snow

1. It snows. Tell single dog the good news that you have been upgraded to a sled dog.

It's snowing and it's getting colder and colder. Remember to take care of your picky stomach and promise me not to catch a cold. I can't give you a coat, let alone a hug.

It's time to take a bath by courage, wash clothes by perseverance, get up by explosiveness, and go out to class by the power of the wild.

4. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's cold. Who has time to travel with you? "

I hope to have the courage to love again before the next snow comes, but I find that it won't snow in my city.

Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

Don't laugh at students who dress like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness called "My mother thinks I am cold".

Eight. The wind these days is like Snow White's stepmother, screaming to death with her mouth open.

9. It's cold, please give me a hug. If you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat I wear size m … if you can't give me a coat and no hugs, please give me money. I have the card number.

I promised you to come and see me when it snows this winter. Who knows it hasn't snowed yet, but we'll never see each other again.

Xi。 May Su Chang: It's snowing, which is the most suitable for killing people. Fu Guosheng: It's raining. This is the best loading time. Remaining sin: What does my sister's brother do?

Don't freeze when it snows! As the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I have put on my pants, so you should buy a mask quickly.

Thirteen. You got lost in the fog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the heavy snow in the south.

Everyone has a beautiful place in his heart. Maybe it's snowy Beijing, maybe it's dark Paris. For me, the most beautiful place in the world is by your side.

15. The only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't come out is the quilt.

16. Melting snow is always colder than snow, just as the end is always more painful than the beginning.

17. On a snowy day, you walk step by step behind my back, and the snowflakes fall on your hair, for nothing. I think this is a lifetime.

18. I haven't seen snow for a long time. It's like I haven't seen you for a long time, and it will snow again, but you won't come again.