Can you send some meaningful jokes?

A couple, guessing household items, the wife motioned for her husband to guess. The word "toothbrush" pops up on the big screen

Wife's description: hairy, with a handle, goes in and out of my mouth before going to bed every day.

Husband: ........

The wife is anxious, continue to describe: the one who occasionally bleeds! !

Husband seems to understand, blurting out: "JJ"

A couple guessed the name of the food, and the wife motioned for her husband to guess. The word "steamed bread" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: round, white, edible.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: just white and soft. You ate it last night!

My husband seemed very anxious and blurted out, "Mimi."

The word "vinegar" pops up on the big screen.

Husband: What do women like to eat from men?

Wife (happily): Tofu! !

In the guessing session, the painter said: What horse did Guan Yu ride in Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

The guesser didn't know, and the painter suggested: Think again, this horse was ridden by Lu Bu.

The guesser shouted, It's The Story Of Diu Sim.

Bi Hua was furious: You are so stupid. I said riding during the day!

Still the couple, guessing the name of the item, the wife gestured for her husband to guess. The words "V3 mobile phone" pop up on the big screen.

Wife's description: There is a pink one, which is the most popular this year. You bought it for me.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: that beautiful woman Sarapova also used it, which is also my favorite, four words.

Throwing caution to the wind, my husband blurted out: "sexy underwear."

A couple, guess the color, the husband gesticulates and the wife guesses. The word "white" pops up on the big screen.

The husband kept gesturing, but the wife still didn't know. ...

My husband is very anxious, so ...

Husband's description: Li Yong's underwear!

Wife: White!

The audience fell. ...

A couple, guessing animals, the husband gestured for his wife to guess. "Wild boar" pops up on the big screen.

The husband said, "Who is your brother?"

Wife: "Pig!"

Husband: "Not domestic!"

The wife shouted, "Wild boar."

A couple, guessing historical relics, the wife motioned for her husband to guess. The word "Diamond Sutra" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: It has existed since ancient times and is very famous.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: it is that nun who has to read it every month.

Husband seems to understand, blurting out: "menstruation"

A gecko got lost in front of a securities company, and a crocodile crawled over and tried to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " Crocodile is stupefied, immediately burst into tears: "Son, you've just been trading stocks for half a month and you're so thin?" ! "

A gentleman was afraid to open his eyes when he flew for the first time. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Oh, it's so high. People are like ants. " ! "

The neighbor said, "That's an ant. The plane has not taken off yet. "

A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: No ... I've only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

After work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser can also play. He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question?

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible!

The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~!

The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao. ...

The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

Xiao Ming: "Wow, why is your face so swollen?"

Xiaole: "Alas, I was bitten by a mosquito when I was boating with my father yesterday. . . "

Xiaoming: "So swollen, you must have been stung by it for a long time?"

Xiaole: "As soon as it stopped in my face, it was killed by my father with an oar."

Xiao Ming: "! ! ! "

A little tiger came slowly and asked the little squirrel with a red face, "Excuse me, can I eat you?"

The little squirrel thought the question was funny and said, "Is this your first time eating animals?"

The little tiger was even more embarrassed and said, "Yes, mom is not at home."

The little squirrel asked curiously, "What did you eat before?"

"……"

"What? Speak louder, I can't hear you. "

"eat milk!" Say that finish, the little tiger's face is redder.

A man passed by a wheat field and found a cow without horns. He asked the farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have horns?"

The farmer said, "Cows have no horns for many reasons. Some are hereditary, some are sick and fall off, and some are lost because of long horns with other cows. This cow has no horns, that's because it is a donkey. "

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdained to say: "I am starving and covet beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake."

Panda man wants QJ panda woman, and panda woman struggles and resists to the death. Panda Man said angrily after his failure, "We are all going extinct."

1. Wukong! You are Po Hou! Thanks to your mother and uncle, otherwise I'll see how the teacher scolds you! How many fucking times have I told you, but after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal, wait for my signal to save me! Don't giggle! When you look at being a teacher, you get soft every time you suddenly break in. Do this a few times and you will never be a teacher again. What a pity! Wukong loves his disciples. Look at the teacher's tears and swear it won't happen again, okay?

Guanyin Bodhisattva, please cancel the accounts of the black bear monster, the green lion monster and the old demon with yellow eyebrows. We can't afford it, damn it. You sent us to deal with Tang Priest and his disciples, but you raised their level to such a high level. How to fight? Especially the Monkey King, equipped with high attribute points and summoning skills, the most exasperating thing is that physical attacks are invalid, fire immune attacks and magic immune attacks ... Don't say that we are single and the team can't beat us! Forget it, I got off, 88.

Bajie! You idiot! It's already ten miles, so you can't change a song to hum! Keep singing "Blessing" and watch Master cry!

Amitabha, monk, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...

Donor, I'm from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Please stay here for one night ... Huh? Donors? Donor, would you please open the door? Fuck!

Queen, I, Sanzang, have arrived in the lion camel country. I miss you and kiss you. If you don't reply to text messages, it's inconvenient for your apprentice to be here.

You Po Hou, you are so disrespectful. Why do you look sexy in front of spider elves in a leopard apron? Why steal the limelight for the teacher? Shut up! I don't care if you are leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You were released. What are you pretending to be in front of me? Look, you dyed your yellow hair and held a steel pipe. Are you pretending to be a gangster? I fucking ... Hehe, Ami camel Buddha, kind and kind, a little rude as a teacher.

Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch carp essence. You are not good at swimming. If you drown, how can you afford this salvage fee for your teacher? Oh, no, no, it doesn't matter to Bajie. He will float on his own.

Bajie, Wukong is not here. Go and make some vegetarian food. Jason Wu, you drink the horses first. ..... Bajie, Bajie, come here. Remember! Just go to the house we passed just now, yes, the one where the village woman took care of the children. After smelling the fragrance, I am making sauce elbows, which are very fragrant! Go ahead, just a mother and son, give or rob! Go back!

Monkey, did you propose to fairy Xia Zi with this ring? You are so funny! You don't have a half carat diamond, so no one cares about you! When Chang 'e was so ashamed of me, she said, Don't tell me if you love me or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first! Alas, how realistic the little fairy is now. Alas, I tell you, with this ticket fairy, you will shoot her to death with a diamond brick, and she didn't even call for help!

Hehe, the market here is really lively. I haven't been through such a prosperous area for a long time. Hey, Wukong, look, those little dolls in the western regions who have been following us since just now, with curly hair and big eyes, are so cute! It's really simple and cute, hahaha ... huh? Bajie, where is your rake? Hey, Jason Wu, where are our luggage? Ah! Where is my white? !

Wukong, Bajie and Wukong came to the teacher. Alas ..... I don't blame your teacher, but have you forgotten all my teaching? You and I are both Buddhists, so we should avoid many commandments. You should always remember that you don't steal, talk nonsense, hate your mouth, be greedy, jealous or stupid! Since you believe in Buddhism wholeheartedly, how can you practice without practice? Ok, I'll ask your teacher, who the fuck is it! Last night, when I was sleeping for my teacher, I sneaked in and stole my food? !

Look, Shage, just catch a cockroach essence. Monkey, will you invite all the gods in the sky? Seriously, this time, have you ever seen this monkey catch a demon by itself? Every time, I shouted at the devil, "Don't go! Don't go if you dare! I'll blow my whistle and have you hacked to death! " Oh, miracle, my ass! Hey, look how many immortals have been here. Hey, there are some people riding brooms, too. Wow, I called all the sanitation workers in the sky.

"The wu is empty! Don't be rude Oh, old man, I'm a native of Datang Dongtu, and I passed by here today. I don't know if the old man can open the door conveniently ... Old man, please don't insult me again ... Old man, please don't pestle the poor monk with a cane ... Old man, please calm down ... Old man, can you touch me again? ..... Oh, fuck me? Wukong! Cut him! When Bajie realizes that you are going too, knock out your teeth and punch a hole in your leg, and it will be discounted! Good! "