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What did you do when you were naughty that your mother spanked you for?

Laxatives. To be honest, when I was a kid, I did a lot of things that my mother would have beaten me, such as making my sister cry, playing with fire or water, secretly using my parents’ money to buy snacks and toys, hitting other children and bringing the parents to complain, and tinkering with something at home. Broken, in short, many, many. Now that I think about it, it was so good when I was a child. It was so good that I wanted to go back in my dreams, where I was happy and carefree all day long. The most vivid memory of a "mommy beating" was when my sister made me cry. I still remember it was a sunny afternoon. My sister and I were playing house in my house and I seemed to have accidentally broken it. I saw one of her works, and she got angry and wanted to hit me. I kept moving away, and I saw my sister picking up half a brick and throwing it at me without even taking aim. Now that I think about it, she should have hit me. I hit the self-aim, or maybe I picked it up correctly, and the level 3 head was blown. I covered my head and cried on the ground. My sister might have been frightened and was crying too. My mother came over after hearing the news and said nothing. He picked up a bamboo whip and whipped me wildly, telling me not to cry while beating him, and kept beating me when I was crying. The aunt who came with my mother reminded me: "Look, your head seems to be bleeding, my mother." Only then did I realize that something was wrong. He quickly picked me up and took a look. Sure enough, there was a cut on my head. I simply treated it at home and then went to the clinic to bandage it. I remember this very clearly because it was obviously me who was injured. Why? He beat me even more, I felt extremely wronged, and I was also angry that my mother beat me without asking for any reason. My parents didn't allow me to eat sweets when I was a kid. Later, when I was sick, I accidentally discovered that some pills had delicious sugar coatings on them. I put a bottle of pills in my mouth and ate them one by one while they were not at home.

After I finished eating the icing and then spit it back out, I actually felt that I had made it perfectly! You can figure out the outcome~

@深气

When I was in elementary school, I ate the fruit that was offered as a tribute to the Bodhisattva and lied to my father that a wild cat had taken it away.

@Flora

When I was a child, I was obsessed with my father’s leather shoes. I would often wear them secretly to play when my father was not around. I always thought that I made the shoes perfectly. After playing, I would carefully wear the leather shoes. Put it in the shoe cabinet. When I grew up, my dad told me that every time I came back, my leather shoes were covered with mud. How could I not know?

@鸠鍍

Going to play on the river beach with my friends

8 of us got stuck in the mud and 5 of them got stuck in the river mud

Almost everyone was killed There

Finally rescued me

I found that I was covered in mud

I was afraid of being discovered by adults while walking on the street

It happened to be the most beautiful time. The popular one is the double-sided cotton-padded jacket

I had the idea to wear the cotton-padded jacket inside out

The muddy side faces inside

Get home safely

My parents saw me when I was changing clothes at home

I will remember the fight between men and women for the rest of my life

@雪小华

When I was eight years old, I saw My father always gave wine to relatives who came to my house for dinner, so one day when my parents were not at home, I took my father’s bottle of wine and took a long sip. I made a mistake. I didn’t expect it to be vegetable oil, and my mouth was full. It was all oily, and later it became a secret joke in my heart.

@山河古人

I lost the tuition fees for my senior year in high school. I cried all night and didn’t dare to say anything because my family didn’t have any money at the time. I paid for the tuition fees with my own New Year’s money and later borrowed it. It took me the entire senior year of high school to pay off the tuition. (Although the living expenses are only 3,000.)

@小灵

When I was a child, I spent money randomly to buy toys. I was afraid that my parents would be angry if they found out that I played with them every day, so I said they were given by my deskmate.

@文竹

I am always the target of criticism from teachers of all subjects during parent-teacher conferences. After the conference, there will be a small meeting specifically for me. . . . . .

@江江江江哥阿

When I was a child, I used a brush to write graffiti on the wall of my grandpa’s house. Because my grandpa’s family had many children, I thought I could just deny it.