I want a joke between friends.

1. A man was peeling an onion and it was so spicy that he shed tears. He called his wife and asked her what he could do. She said, "Peel it in water." In the evening, a man said to his wife, "That's your method." It's pretty cool, the only drawback is that you have to breathe frequently."

2. A man and a woman are talking on the phone. Man: "Can our relationship be saved?" Woman: "One button on the phone." Man. Extremely delighted: "Is it the replay button?" Woman: "No, it's 'hands-free'.

3. The man sees a psychiatrist: "I can't stand it anymore! My wife is unfaithful to me. She goes to a bar every night to find a man. What should I do? "Relax!" Doctor: "Don't get excited." Tell me, where is this bar? ”

4. The wife forced her husband to go to the concert. Halfway through the performance, the wife poked her husband and said, “Look, it’s really outrageous!” That man actually fell asleep! The husband complained: "You woke me up just to tell me this?" ”

5. Wife: “Didn’t you say before marriage that I was your world?” Why are you looking for another woman now? "Husband: "That's because my geographical knowledge has become richer..."