Humorous sentences describing boys' narcissism and confidence

A humorous sentence describing a boy's narcissism and confidence 1. Admit it, you still love me.

The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off decisively, because I was about to explode.

3. Don't be infatuated with elder brother. Brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

Don't cry at my grave, that's my way of reincarnation!

6. Once I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

7. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.

8. Don't call me shameless, and don't envy or hate me. I'm beautiful, and it's inevitable that many people will chase me!

9. The farther away from you, the more I love you. Now I can't help asking myself whether I am looking forward to happiness or the process towards happiness.

10. Except for being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !

1 1. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

12. Despair in life just adds a little hope to despair and becomes more desperate.

13. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

14. You are not the only one in your world. You still have me, you know.

15. this kind of thing, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am beautiful and I am casual.

16. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

17. The child's words are unscrupulous. They blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate ID.

18. A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!

19. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

Humorous sentences describing boys' narcissism and self-confidence 20. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

2 1. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.

22. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.

23. If I die, how will you live?

24. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

26. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

27. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

28. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

29. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

30. I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

3 1. I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

32. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

33. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

36. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket, there will only be one winner. However, I won the third prize with a smile, which was happier than winning 5 million.

37. I am not cool at all, but I am beautiful.

Describe the boy's appearance

1, my brother has big eyes, long eyelashes and thick eyebrows.

He looks fat and strong, with a tall figure and firm and clear eyes, which is really cool.

His clothes are simple, his skin is dark, his big eyes are embedded in an apple face, and his mouth is like a cherry.

There are watery eyes under a pair of curved eyebrows. He has a big nose and a nice mouth when he smiles. He is my partner-Zesen.

He, a tall man with black hair, a big nose and watery eyes, looks very energetic.

6. He has a chubby little face, like a big round apple; His eyes are big, like two shiny black pearls; His arms are thick, like two small lotus roots.

7. My cousin is tall and thin, with black hair, round face, big eyes, high nose and small mouth.

8. He walked slowly. In the dim light, his back looks isolated and abrupt, which is quite different from his gentle face.

9. He is taller than me. He is white and fat. He has a pair of slender eyes under his broad forehead. When he laughed, there was only a crack left.

10, he has a pair of watery eyes, which rotate flexibly, as if there is a black gem embedded in his eyes. Zhang greatly has a mouth that can talk and eat, and a beer belly.

1 1. He is not tall and has big watery eyes on his face. When he spoke, his eyes sparkled like a pair of bright and beautiful pearls. There is also a cute little mouth on her face, and her lips are extremely thin, showing a bit of alertness and aura. There are two small dimples on the corners of the mouth, which is even more lovely.

12, he has a pair of eyes and a nose like "water curtain cave". He said he was handsome, and I thought he looked like a big girl!

13, he has a pair of jewel-like eyes, a pale face with a faint blush and a greedy mouth.

14, lively and cheerful, looks beautiful, especially with big eyes. If only they were on my face.

15, red face, a pair of sparkling eyes, a cherry-like mouth under the nose, and two deep dimples are unforgettable, just like a cute little cartoon coming down from TV. I want to hold him in my arms as soon as I see him.

16, shiny black hair, big eyes, a "dog nose" and, most importantly, a clever brain.

17, he is cute and naughty, with big black eyes and fat. When teasing him, he will squint and laugh, which is very cute.

18, those eyes are always full of air, as if they will never stop their vitality and vitality; There is always a smile on that dark face, as if nothing can beat him; The voice from that mouth always makes people smile warmly, as if he was born a happy elf.

19, he has a pair of big watery eyes, a pair of big black-rimmed glasses and a book, just like a great genius.

He has black hair, a pair of eyes narrowed into a crack, a pointed nose and a small mouth.

2 1, round face, big eyes, looks bright, and there is a "stupid" mouth under the high nose.

22. A pair of big tiger eyes are embedded in a round face. Shiny black eyes keep turning, and you can see at a glance that it is a smart card.

Sentences describing boys

1, he has a long head, big eyes, chubby hands and short hair, which is very cute.

Blue glasses are embedded with a pair of big watery eyes. Some people say that he looks a bit like Harry Potter, so we still call him Harry. In my eyes, my brother is humorous, obscure and clever.

He is neither tall nor short, but he is thin. When he talks about circles, he talks about squares. On his face, there are a pair of lively big eyes under his black hair, two clusters of black eyebrows, and a small red mouth under Kokodaka's nose.

He has a pair of big watery eyes, his eyelashes are flying up and down like a fan, and his cherry mouth is crystal clear.

He has short hair, fine eyes, double eyelids and big eyes, and likes to wear white clothes.

He is neither fat nor thin. He has a Chinese face, short hair and always squints when he speaks. His lips are thin and his hands are thin. He is a boy and many people like to play with him.

7. He, with strong figure, short stature, dark skin, curved eyebrows, big eyes, long eyelashes, ruddy face and black hair, is very handsome.

8. A pair of thieves' big eyes turn from time to time, and some crooked ideas pop up from time to time in the big round head, and a sly smile often appears at the corners of his mouth. He is my cousin's troublemaker.

9. His skin is dark red, his round face is embedded with a pair of big eyes like black gems, and there is an aura between his brow. A pair of big ears like cattail leaf fans can be used as fans in summer.

10, my brother has a round face, watery eyes and a smile on his mouth.

1 1, I have a very cute little cousin with a round face, big eyes and long eyelashes. His eyes blinked when he spoke, which was very funny.

12, he is very fat, big head and round face, very cute. Moreover, he always wears a pair of white glasses and looks very knowledgeable.

13, he has a big round head and a small body, like a big-headed doll. Big black eyes, a collapsed nose, big ear frames and a fleshy face make people want to kiss.

14, my brother's chubby face, big naughty eyes, sparkling eyes, like two bright black gems. The red doodle face shines like a ripe plum in September. As long as my brother's mouth opens slightly and laughs, he will show a fine white tooth, neat and bright.

15, my brother has a pair of big watery eyes, long black eyebrows like a sword inserted in his eyes, a high nose, a modest mouth and a slim figure.

16. He is tall, with short hair, eyes as bright as grapes, a small smile and a small cherry mouth.

17, that round little face is embedded with a pair of big eyes, and there is a small mouth when you smile, and your eyes are narrowed, revealing a pair of small tiger teeth and dimples! It's so cute.

18, the deskmate has a bear face, black hair is shining, and a pair of small eyes are blinking on his chubby cheeks. Nose upturned, mouth full of cavities, and bad breath. Not too fat, but short, clumsy, eyes narrowed into a crack, some like Winnie the Pooh.

19, he has a pair of bright little eyes. Whenever he smirked, his eyes always narrowed into a crack, trying to stick his eyelids together. Don't look at his silly smile, but I don't know that there are a pair of clever little eyes hidden in the almost invisible gap!

He is tall and thin with watery eyes. He is not only handsome, but also smart, and he is good at pleasing girls. Many girls are attracted by him!

2 1, he has a round face, white and tender skin, a pair of watery eyes, big sparkling eyes like dew on a lotus leaf, a small nose and a small mouth.

Boy's appearance description

1, He, small, small eyes, small mouth. In a word, the appearance gives people little feeling. He loves to laugh and giggle all day, and his every move always makes people laugh and cry.

He has a big head with a few sparse hairs on it, and he has big bright eyes. He likes to grin at people. When he smiles, a cute dimple suddenly appears on his face.

He has big eyes, a tall and straight nose and short and handsome hair.

He has a head that is neither too big nor too small. He has a pair of smart eyes on his oval face. One can talk about morality and morality. He looks good, too.

He is of medium height, neither fat nor thin, with a Chinese face and bright eyes, and likes to wear a blue jacket. However, his biggest "bright spot" is not here, but in the classroom.

6. I have a small face like an apple, plus a pair of sparkling eyes. That's my deskmate Zheng.

7, big eyes, round face, and a small bald head, like a little broken!

He has black hair and a white face in Zhang Yuanyuan, just like an apple hanging on a branch. A pair of big watery eyes, like a crystal ball.

9. My cousin is thirteen years old. He is not very tall and thin, just like a sugarcane. A oval face with a faint eyebrow and a pair of eyes embedded. Shiny, intense. On the surface, he didn't say a word. He looks like a gentle boy, but behind his back, he is a veritable "net worm".

10, he is tall and thin, fair-skinned, angular, humorous and eloquent.

1 1. He has a long face, healthy body and a pair of eyes full of happiness and wisdom.

12, oval face, cherry mouth, watery eyes, looks very naughty. The nose looks like a hill hanging halfway up the mountain. He is not only good-looking, but also witty and brave.

13. He is much taller and whiter than the average child. Under the thick eyebrows, there are a pair of sparkling big eyes, a small and exquisite nose and a fleshy mouth, which are very cute.

14, a chubby boy with a round face, big ears and a red mouth, can always hear laughter.

15, his skin is white, his hair is black, his eyebrows are bent, he has a pair of big eyes, a small nose and a small mouth. He looks good when he smiles!

16, my brother is very handsome, with black hair and two curved eyebrows. He really looks like a little painter.

17, my cousin, with small eyes, looks like two soybeans, but his father and my uncle have big eyes like two almonds; My cousin's ears are very small, as small as two fungus, but my uncle's ears are as big as jiaozi's; My cousin's nose is flat and looks soft, while my uncle's nose is flat, especially like a number "1".

18, he is dark, long and strong, much shorter than me, but he looks strong and healthy, and his appearance really matches his name.

19. He has shiny black hair and a thin figure, and always wears a pair of glasses with yellow frames. He is a helpful Ma Yanzu and my best friend.

He has regular facial features, round head, white face, big eyes, high nose and red mouth. Although not as good as the little star in TV series, he is also a "handsome boy" in our class.