A joke about teachers and classmates having problems.

One day, the teacher said to his classmate, "Who can answer my next question, this classmate can go home." After listening, I threw my schoolbag out of the window. The teacher saw it and asked, "Who threw it?" I immediately replied, "It's me! Teacher, can I go now? "

Tremble with fear

The teacher pointed to the word "trembling" on the blackboard and pointed to Liang Xiao and asked, "How do you pronounce this idiom?" Xiao Liang stammered "Exhibition ..." Xiao Ming immediately stood up and said "I can read!" The teacher smiled, and Xiao Ming read aloud "Zhan Zhan Keke"

Private conversation

A male teacher was lecturing on the stage when he suddenly saw a boy whispering to a girl in the first row. The girl's face turned red at once, and the teacher was furious. She pointed to the boy and said, "You, repeat the whispers you just told her ten times!" " The girl muttered, "Teacher, this is not good." "Repeat!" The boy had to stand up. "The zipper of the teacher's pants is opened, and the zipper of the teacher's pants is opened ..."