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Children don't want to start school after summer vacation.

Children don't want to start school after summer vacation. I want to be a cold person when I start school. Please don't expose me if you know me.

2.9. If you don't want to start school, school, you can keep my people but not my heart.

There is a lot of money to spend now … I must have spent a lot of money in the first month of school … it's killing me.

4. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

Please pay attention to the first person who greets you on the first day of school.

6.26. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must be scared silly when school starts.

7. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile is swaying, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.

8. If you don't want to go to school, just follow my sister and blow up the school.

9. Homework, you rolled back again. Can you roll again? Stay away from me.

10. During the winter vacation, Xiansen said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

1 1. I really don't want to start school!

12. Looking at the flowers in front of the court, I am not surprised by the honor and disgrace, looking up at the clouds, and I have no intention of staying.

13. "What is going back to school?" "A brave heart."

14. I'm going back to school. I'm afraid of starting school. I'm still nervous at the thought of facing many people.

15. How I wish I had only two classes a week and then five holidays.

16. 1. It's almost time to start school, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

17. You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts. How painful it is to understand!

18. The girls who want to start school are all puppy love girls.

19. It's the school season again. See you in August and be kind in September.

After the summer vacation, the children don't want to start school. Let's talk about the second one first: 2 1. Fly, geese! Revive your powerful wings. Waiting ahead' will not always be heavy rain and bad waves. There is still sincere friendship in this world, and you are helping to show the quiet lake swing.

22. I don't like eggs. I give them to B every time I eat them. B I was grateful at first, but I got used to it over time. If you get used to it, you will get used to it. Yes, until one day, A gave the egg to C, and B was unhappy. She forgot that this egg was originally A's, and A could give it to whoever she wanted. They had a big fight about it and broke up. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that we demand more. When you get used to it, you forget to be grateful.

23. 10. There is no one in my class who can make me feel better, and I don't want to start school.

24. Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one.

25. At the beginning of school, students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

26. I don't want to start school.

27. I hope this article has 30 hearts to wish me a happy start of school tomorrow.

28. What do you think the future will be like? Everything is ready, and school will start soon. Suddenly I feel inexplicably nervous, but I believe in myself. If I decide to do it, I will do it well.

29. I enjoyed the summer vacation, but my mother separated us when school started.

30. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

3 1. When the phone rings, someone else's name is displayed. I can't be perfunctory, but I suddenly miss you.

32. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "Opening School"

Every time I think about starting school, my mood is like a stone falling into the abyss. I think, the fairy-like happy life is coming to an end, and what is ushered in is the tension and boredom in class. I also have to face the practical jokes of my classmates; Face heavy homework after class. ...

34. Starting school is a game. Senior students chase their school sisters, girls hook up with their school sisters, and brothers and sisters hate their school sisters.

35. School will start soon, and the good days are numbered. I'm so scared and nervous, academic pressure and papers are rolling in.

36.7. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal.

37. Although the start of school is very good, I always don't want to start school. Like our enemies at the beginning of school, no one wants to.

38. It's time to start school. Now I feel like reading textbooks-whatever, what is this?

I'm going to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

40. School is about to start. I'm so happy. Just homework ... anyway, school is not boring! Better than being at home every day!

After the summer vacation, the children don't want to start school. Talk about the third article 4 1. The spring breeze in Jiang Nanan is green. When will the bright moon shine on me?

42. Where are the students who don't want to start school?

43. Teacher, I saved winter vacation homework, so I have feelings. Let's not hand it in, shall we?

As the term approaches, I can't control my anger.

45. Brothers and sisters, don't envy seniors and sisters. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long holiday, we have no homework. Although you stay up late, you actually get up early.

46. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

47. School begins. What should I do? If you don't do your homework, it's over. Oh, hey.

48. There is no precaution or worry. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

49. 18. One by one, isn't it that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

50. When school starts, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and even my heart is not beating!

5 1. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

52. Yo, yo, Chuck, when I say school starts, you say you want it.

53. The beginning of school has changed a lot. There are several new children in the class. Now I am in the second semester of Senior Two. I am so excited! I love my beautiful school, and I love my energetic class!

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class. I miss those who betray you all over the world, and I will be by your side. Some things in hell, if you think too much, you will have a headache, and if you think too much, you will feel distressed.

55. "I like being lonely and talking to people." "The school is too noisy, I don't want to go."

56. oh, my god Give me a shocking deskmate when I start school!

57.20. School will start soon. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you are almost unhappy!

58.5. I like summer vacation after two months together, but my parents don't like it when I am with school.

59. If it's not crazy, we'll start school. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

60. School is about to start. School, you can get my people, but you can't get my heart!

If you don't want to start school and hate it, tell me 60 funny words.

I don't want to start school and hate it. Tell a funny article-1. Unconsciously, I told you a ghost story in August: school is about to start!

2. "I like being lonely and talking to people." "The school is too noisy, I don't want to go."

At school, my heart doesn't want to go to school either. Go back to sleep!

I didn't know that liberal arts boys are national treasures until the beginning of school.

School will start soon, and the good days are numbered. I'm so scared and nervous, academic pressure and papers are rolling in.

6. 13. School will start again before you know it.

7. I may not be online recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

8. If one day, you are tired and you are tired, as long as you turn around, my smile will be in front of you.

9. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

10. At present, I can't learn, play or sleep well.

1 1. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

12. I hate seeing you at my deskmate, so I don't want to go to school.

13. Stay up late, are you worthy of starting school?

14. When I started school, I felt that a big wave of zombies came, and I didn't even plant sunflowers.

15. What do you think the future will be like? Everything is ready, and school will start soon. Suddenly I feel inexplicably nervous, but I believe in myself. If I decide to do it, I will do it well.

16. I don't want to start school. It's not cool.

17. In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

18. When I was studying, my classmates didn't know each other and often took Zhang as Li.

19. [Who agreed to start school! Do you have any proof that we had a summer vacation? ]

20. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile is swaying, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.

It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

22. Some classes, like Fu Nan Battery, are longer than six years!

23. The winter vacation is only 20 days away! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

24. I want to be a cold fish when I start school. Please don't expose me if you know me.

25. When school starts, you can go to school by paying like a prostitute.

26. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you. Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending now.

27. School, you can get my people but not my heart.

The approach of September means that it is time to start school. Some people like to be sad. Some children who haven't played enough don't want to start school.

29. You and I went through hardships for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of passion for struggle.

30. Not here in yan dan, a strong man will break his wrist. No one was there at that time, and the water is still cold today.

3 1. Starting school is a game in which seniors chase their younger sisters, seniors hook their younger brothers, and younger sisters hate their younger sisters.

32. There are only seven-character poems to bid farewell to. Please cherish and comfort Acacia.

33. Four months of prison life is about to begin again.

34. The spring breeze in Jiang Nanan is green. When will the bright moon shine on me?

35.7. Reading the calendar now is the same as reading the critically ill notice. Damn it, school will start soon.

36. Every time I start school, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester! ! "But it never came true.

37. School is about to start, and it's time to show your meat.

38. You can't eat Mapo tofu made by your mother at the beginning of school. ...

39. May you ride the waves of time and sail to the other side of success!

40. A good start to school in mulberry heart!

I don't want to start school and hate it. Tell me about the funny article 3 4 1. I was tortured by a cold and fever as soon as I went to school.

42. The girls who want to start school are all puppy love girls.

43. School starts tomorrow, and I have to meet some idiots again.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts. How painful!

45. At the time of parting, there are so many things to say that a thousand words can be reduced to one sentence. Don't forget me.

46. After a long summer vacation, we just started school, but we are not strangers at all, but we are more familiar with it.

47. It turns out that there is no favorite person at school, and there is really no motivation to go to school.

48. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw it at me with an expression of disgust.

49. Start school if you are not crazy.

50. I will start school tomorrow, so dear Q friend, goodbye, I'm sorry.

5 1. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is to look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

52. Hard-core penicillin is not only grown in fields and hills. There are cherry blossoms blooming on the uphill road, delicate peach blossoms blooming downstairs in the dormitory, and more and more plump grass on the lover's slope.

Adults always say, don't talk to me about money, it hurts your feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

54. The mobile phone rang, showing someone else's name. I can't be perfunctory, but I suddenly miss you.

55. It's not that I don't want to go to school, just that I don't want to go to class.

I don't want to start school. You can keep my people, but not my heart.

57. School is about to start, but summer homework is still in vain.

You don't have to go to school next semester. I bombed the school!

59. 10. School will start soon. Pay attention to the opposite sex students who greet you first after entering the class. He or she must care about you.

60. Look at flowers in early spring and hate them in the morning.

I don't want to start school after the summer vacation. Let's talk about 60 copywriters.

The summer vacation is over and I don't want to start school. You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts. How painful it is to understand!

As the term approaches, I can't control my suffocation.

3. 18. One by one, isn't it just that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up quickly, even if I didn't want to go to school or do my homework.

Find me a handsome guy who is good at science when school starts.

6. What are you waiting for, such as cold boiled water turning into soda, fishing boats entering the airport, or mangoes growing on the ground?

7.2 1. The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country.

8. Pride: The proudest thing I can think of is that I finished my homework in the summer vacation.

9. "I like being lonely and talking to people." "The school is too noisy, I don't want to go."

10. After a few days of school, no one has declared that they don't want to go to school.

1 1. I regret not paying attention when I collided with my car.

12. The current state is that I can't learn, I can't play, I can't sleep well.

13. The approach of September means it's time to start school. Some people like it, some people are sad, and some children who haven't played enough don't want to start school.

14. I want to be a cold person when I start school. Please don't expose me if you know me.

15. Let me drink Sanlu. I don't want to go to school.

16. There are always people who dress like blind dates when school starts.

17. After I left, I embarked on a journey with deep affection. In retrospect, at least there are stories worth remembering for you and me. Chew slowly and you will find what a rich dish it is!

18. 14. At the beginning of each semester, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester!" But it never came true.

19. I broke up with my summer vacation because I started school.

20. I am waiting for you at the turning point of my life. Let me ask you like yesterday, will you come with me?

The summer vacation is over and I don't want to start school. Let's start with the text 2 2 1. The winter vacation is only 20 days away! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

22. Lying in the trough, you don't want to sleep at night, don't want to think in the morning, don't want to start school, don't want to go to school, you can complain all day.

23. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai at the beginning of school, and many girls will send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he would throw them at me with a look of disgust.

24. Don't change me, please just say that you are tired.

25. A large-scale disaster sci-fi film "Opening School" will be staged grandly on April 4th.

However, as long as China maintains our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor. Why are you wandering at the fork in the road? The child is holding a towel.

27. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

28. When school starts, you can go to school by paying like a prostitute.

I'm going to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

30. I really don't know what my new deskmate will look like after school starts.

3 1. It is said that all those who don't want to go to school are good children, which proves that she has no object at school.

32.5. I like summer vacation after two months together, but my parents don't like it when I am with school.

If there is never an exam at school, then I am willing to keep reading until there are no books to read.

34. I am speechless when school begins. I'm tired, stupid and unhappy. .

35. You can't eat Mapo tofu made by your mother at the beginning of school. ...

36. It's the school season again. See you in August and be kind in September.

37. Toilets have become students' leisure areas these days.

38. I may not be online recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

40. Headmaster, I hate starting school. ......

The summer vacation is over and I don't want to start school. On the third chapter of the copy 4 1. Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind and rain, carrying a schoolbag to school; Not to be an official, not to be generous, but to study for a rich life; Students are just teenagers, accompanied by youth, and the good times are worth it.

42. School, you can get my people but not my heart.

43. At school, my heart doesn't want to go to school either. Go back to sleep!

44. Can you come back? Still waiting for you?

45.6. Tell you a ghost story. School starts in x days.

46. You should know how to cherish. If you regret it, it will be too late.

47. Computer, come on. Let me go. I am a person with homework.

48. I am crazy, but I am really crazy. You are a lady, but that doesn't mean you are clean. Only women can understand another woman.

You can make good use of what you have. Never give up what you really want. It is hard to wait, but it is more regrettable.

50. School begins. The deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled?

5 1. Stay up late, can you afford to start school?

52. Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one.

I don't want to start school. You can keep my people, but not my heart.

54. What is a ghost story about the beginning of school? Are you scared? Don't you go to school as usual?

55. All the bad moods come from starting school, gaining weight, having no partner and lack of money.

56. School is about to start, my dear summer husband. Suppose all this is in vain. Whoops ~ ~ (> _

57. School is about to start. Click on the unfinished homework.

58. What do you think the future will be like? Everything is ready, and school will start soon. Suddenly I feel inexplicably nervous, but I believe in myself. If I decide to do it, I will do it well.

59. It seems that the deadline is approaching, and something that bothers me is coming-starting school.

60. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison. .....

I don't want to start school with pictures. On 60 sentences of sand sculpture

I don't want to start school with pictures. Let me drink Sanlu. I don't want to go to school.

I never liked anyone at school, so I really have no motivation to go to school.

3. I can't bear to wave, because it's farewell; I dare not think about shaking hands, because I don't know when to wait.

I hope I can't get rid of my study after school starts. ...

5. When you set foot on the platform and walk alone, you know that I am so concerned, even if there are thousands of words in my heart, I can only remember you forever; I'm sorry, but I won't say it.

6. 19. It makes me happy to think that I will change from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

7. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

8. Unconsciously, it's already August. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

9. Children with bad coughs often don't want to go to school to pretend. Just beat them up.

10. May you sail to the other side of success on the wave of fleeting time!

1 1. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

12. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when school starts, and many girls will send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he would throw them at me with a look of disgust.

13. the electricity bill for each household should be very expensive three days before the start of school! Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

14. Starting school is like going to jail, and you will go to jail tomorrow.

15. At the beginning of school, the students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

16. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "Opening School"

17. My deskmate's legs are short and ugly. I don't want to go to school when I see them.

18. You gave up when school started. Holiday and I are true love!

19. What are you going to take to school when school starts? "A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction"

20. 13. School will start again before you know it.

I don't want to start school with pictures. Let's talk about sand sculpture (2)1.24 again. When school starts, everyone dresses like blind date, and the expression on their faces is like mourning!

22. Every time I think about starting school, I feel like a stone rolling in the deep, thinking that the fairy-like happy life is coming to an end, and the tension and boredom of class are about to come; I also have to face the practical jokes of my classmates; Face heavy homework after class. ...

23.4. When I hope to start the class, the teacher said, "Come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really, it's very kind of you! "

24. Class begins! Children always cough badly, and most of them are faking it. If you don't want to go to school, just have a meal!

25. I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be exposed to rain and dew, and the teacher would scold me if he didn't listen.

26.6. Tell you a ghost story. School starts in x days.

27. I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class within one week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a sadness.

28. Every time I start school, I think about studying hard this semester. The same children's shoes are pink! !

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

30. "What's wrong with going back to school?" "A brave heart."

3 1. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

32.26. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must be scared silly when school starts.

33. The beginning of school has changed a lot. There are several new children in the class. Now I am in the second semester of Senior Two. I am so excited! I love my beautiful school, and I love my energetic class!

34. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

35. On September 1 day in China, a bitter story called "Opening School" will be broadcast soon.

36. School is about to start, but summer homework is still in vain.

37. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you. Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending now.

38. I can't learn, play or sleep well at present.

39. What are you waiting for, such as cold boiled water turning into soda, fishing boats entering the airport, or mangoes growing on the ground?

40. You didn't come back as scheduled, which is the meaning of parting.

I don't want to start school with pictures. Let's talk about sand sculpture (Part III) 4 1. [Who agrees that you start school! Do you have any proof that we had a summer vacation? ]

42. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile is shaking, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.

43. School begins. Get up earlier than dogs and sleep later than pigs. This kind of day, which is more difficult than traditional Chinese medicine, is coming again.

44. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting work and rest, but I am particularly jet-lagged.

45. During the winter vacation, Xiansen said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

46. Countdown to study, seize the time to have fun and go to school to make up for sleep.

47. I feel like a husky at the thought of starting school soon.

48. Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

49. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave. I really don't want to go to school. The teacher will scold you before you finish your homework. I guess I'll die an ugly death. Somebody help me.

50. School starts tomorrow, and I have to meet some idiots again.

5 1. When we parted, we had no lingering tears. We are relatively speechless. Look at the sunset through the peak of Wenfeng Tower and sprinkle its afterglow on Xiqing River.

Please pay attention to the first person who greets you on the first day of school.

I hate seeing you at my deskmate, so I don't want to go to school.

54. 1 1. Let me count with my fingers. No, it's time to start school.

55. I really don't want to start school!

56. After school starts, whoever says I'm fat or black will die with this murderer!

57. "I like loneliness" and "I don't want to go to school because it's too noisy"

As the term approaches, I can't control my anger.

59. When school started, the one-month holiday ended with our laughter. There are still more than four months of school life before we can see our pupils. We have reached the second volume of grade five, and the difficulty of learning to do problems has increased. We must work harder and finish the second volume of the fifth grade.

60.9. I don't want to start school, school. You can keep my people but not my heart.