The glory of the king Li Bai's lines, spoof the teacher asked Xiao Ming.

Teacher: Who is your favorite poet?

Billy: Li Bai.

Teacher: Why do you like him?

Billy: chief assassin, big action CD,

Short displacement and long distance, arresting people badly and easy to escape.

Teacher: (puzzled) Stop. ...

Tell me about his poems you like?

Billy: It takes ten steps to kill a man, but not a thousand miles.

Teacher: (Is there this sentence in the poem ...) Anything else?

Billy: There's ... favorite saying, I'm going to drink, but I won't give up drinking.

Teacher: Why? Is it concise?

Billy: You are so stupid. He's going to arrest someone.

Teacher: Tell a poem by Li Bai about wine.

Billy: The sword of the river comes from the sky. If you drink today, you will get drunk tomorrow.

Teacher: Go out and stand!

Billy: Feelings ~ Do you understand? ...

Teacher: Get out at once! Don't study every day

Billy: If hard work works, what do you want a genius to do ~

Teacher: What can a person like you do in the future?

Billy: A poem, a barrel of wine, a Long song, a sword at the end of the world.

Teacher: Go out ... and disappear immediately.