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Classics with high praise rate in friends circle (52 articles)
Second, don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are so worthless that you can't let go of someone who doesn't love you.
Three, fifty percent of the troubles in this world can be solved through a good sleep. As for the remaining half, wait until you wake up.
Fourth, the heart is a pocket. Less things are called brains, more things are called minds, and more things are called calculations. Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or filth.
If you can't get rid of the bill, let yourself get rid of poverty quickly. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.
6. Whenever and wherever, you should understand that you are living for yourself. Don't take others' comments too seriously. As long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to care too much.
Seven, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or play seriously, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands? You are still so serious.
Eight, people live tired, one is too serious, and the other is too eager. However, what you want to control actually controls you.
If you care too much about the opinions of others, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.
Ten, when things happen, deal with emotions first, and then deal with things. Things will get worse if you don't handle your emotions well.
1 1. I want to turn my life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.
12. I wish you warm snow in winter, lotus flowers in summer, green tea in spring and cloth in autumn. The four seasons are the road ahead, and life is the rivers and lakes.
Thirteen, what you think cannot be solved is actually a matter of time; The trouble you think you can't get rid of is all the trouble you invited in.
Fourteen, the real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then letting others laugh at themselves.
15. The greatest weakness of human nature is not greed or cowardice, but that everything is perfect.
Sixteen, society will not lower your standards because of your tears, and life will not give you everything you want because of your fragility. Nobody cares about your down and out, and nobody cares about your tears. Others only care about your ability, whether you will succeed or not.
Seventeen, what are you protected by, what are limited, can give you shelter from the wind and rain, but also let you see the sun.
In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
Nineteen, in this age of promiscuity, a "dear" is at best a hello, and a "invite you to dinner next time" is at best a thank you, so why take it too seriously?
Twenty, life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition, and live your life quietly. If the heart doesn't move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.
Twenty-one, the purpose of our busyness is often: to enjoy life, to repay our parents, to satisfy our loved ones and to be selfless; But the result of our busyness is often: we can't enjoy life, stay away from our parents, ignore our lovers and become selfish.
Twenty-two, the three truths of life: violence can really solve everything, handsome can really eat, and rich can really do whatever you want.
23. The weak will lobby their misfortunes everywhere, and the strong will only grow bigger and bigger quietly.
Twenty-four, the right shoes, only the feet know; Only the heart knows the right person. Take a thousand roads, only one is suitable; If you meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.
The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most. Those who understand your tears are the ones who love you the most. The person who dries your tears is the last person with you.
One day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.
Twenty-eight, the blown cow will become a loud slap in the face, or hit yourself in the face, or hit someone who looks down on himself.
Everyone has another side of human nature, please don't force his other half out. To leave space for others is to leave character for yourself.
Thirty, stay out of it, anyone can be calm, who can be calm in it, so please don't comment on anyone easily, because you are not among them.
Thirty-one, I am a buttonwood, and the phoenix will come to live; I am the sea, and all rivers run into it. Only at that level will there be a corresponding circle, not the other way around.
Learn to be a man with an umbrella. If you don't shelter others from the wind and rain, who will hold your head!
33. When others pay attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is honesty, but it is loneliness.
34. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death. It's not that we are not strong, but that the world is crazy!
Thirty-five, the circle determines life, what kind of people you are close to, what kind of road you will take, the so-called birds of a feather flock together, people are divided into groups. Card friends will only urge you to play cards, wine friends will only urge you to drink, and reliable people will affect how you make progress.
If you let go, you won't be lonely. It will be clear when you stand far away. If you don't fantasize, you won't feel anything You don't care if you don't expect it.
There are too many things in life that people don't like. See clearly, understand, are asking for it. Everything is too serious, bitter heart, tired of themselves.
38. If the economy cannot stand on its own feet, there will be no confidence in personal dignity, and love and freedom will be wronged.
Thirty-nine, people and people, don't say worthy, just right. A one-dollar lighter can light a ten thousand-dollar cigarette. A table of tens of thousands of dollars is still inseparable from two yuan a pack of salt.
Forty, go through fire and water for those who are worth it, and don't care too much about others. In this way, your kindness is precious.
Forty-one, happy to share the wrong person, it becomes a show, sad to share the wrong person, it becomes melodramatic, even a joke.
Forty-two, when something so big happens in your life, you will know that being sad in the middle of the night is nonsense.
Forty-three, most mistakes are because you didn't persist, didn't work hard, didn't stay, and then hypnotized yourself into saying that everything was fate.
44. Rice is still the same rice, but it can be made into rice, baked into cakes and made into wine. You're still the same. What kind of person you want to be depends entirely on yourself.
Forty-five, all jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusal.
Forty-six, four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat, too sleepy to sleep!
47. Between people, distance is a kind of learning. When you are down and out, try to get close to each other to keep warm; Don't get too close to each other when you succeed, so as not to get hurt.
Forty-eight, many troubles stem from not being cruel enough. Everything you do should take into account the feelings of others. If you always take care of others, who will take care of you
Forty-nine, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care. What you care about will torture you. "Expectation" is the root of all heartache.
Fifty, people who are not good at expressing themselves really suffer, pay more, use their feelings deeply, but no one says hello.
5 1. You will be surrounded by a group of people who care about you. They will ask you what happened, listen to your story of failure, and then leave with satisfaction.
Don't trust others too much, because sooner or later you will find that you will regret it. Telling the truth, heart-to-heart is childish. I'm not encouraging you to be complicated. I just hope you can learn to protect yourself.
Classics highly praised by friends (70 articles)
First, feelings are sometimes just a person's business and have nothing to do with anyone.
Second, the more you want to forget, the more you remember.
Third, if something is lost, but Fiona Fang is a hundred miles away, if love is lost, it is the end of the world.
Fourth, if you are willing to suffer for yourself, you can applaud.
If you have done your best, don't be discouraged by any failure.
6. You and I have never been on the same road.
Seven, in the journey of life, there will be some people to accompany you through a certain section of the road, and then it will be irrelevant. This is the so-called passerby.
Eight, who is lonely and prosperous, buried the horizon and scattered all the armor.
9. Those who decide to give up should not get excited when they meet again.
10. Only you know how painful it is to put your heart back together when it is torn.
Eleven, in my long life, how many small bullets fell on me and hit my heart. In those injured places, thoughts grow.
If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.
Thirteen, what's wrong with myopia, why do you want to see the world so clearly, and it won't hurt.
14. Your sorry now satirizes the original I love you. I can't forget you or you don't remember me.
15. Don't think too complicated. If you hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.
Sixteen, the time is too thin and the fingers are too wide.
Seventeen, the old formula of new wine is still in use, just like knowing more new people but seeing old friends.
Eighteen, if life has never met, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who can't get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it.
Nineteen, your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.
It rained yesterday, but it's sunny today, and our love ends here.
Twenty-one, dare not expect too much, just want to treat the present as forever, and treat the present as a memory, bit by bit.
Twenty-two, loneliness is too good at sewing needles. What should I do to compete with it?
Twenty-three, loneliness is that there is no one in my heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.
I'm not old without you. If you invite me, I will go with you.
Twenty-five, empty the whole heart, only for you.
Twenty-six, I am a tree standing on the side of the road, watching loneliness for thousands of years. Just one day, you will walk past me and have a look at my vicissitudes!
Twenty-seven, this later word, sums up all the things we don't want to change, but they are beyond recognition.
Twenty-eight, I said I'll wait for what you said until death do us part. That's enough.
Twenty-nine, in that dark night, I thought of you again. The past was like a flower in Yuan Ye.
Thirty, there is really nothing, perfect enough for us to persist with our lives.
Thirty-one, I am willing to put my heart into your heart, and I am willing to put my feelings into your feelings! Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing.
Thirty-two, when we look up at the stars, those silent moments. Remember, forget.
33. It turns out that no matter how good I am, you don't want it. Everything is just an interruption.
Thirty-four Hey, you know what? I sent a message to Unicom that I was lovelorn, and he returned a sand that he couldn't hold up and simply praised it.
Thirty-five, take fewer detours and miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.
36. Sometimes you look naive because you are not important enough to make that person mature. Not everyone is worth using EQ.
Thirty-seven, being too considerate is not necessarily a good thing, but more often it is yourself who is wronged.
Thirty-eight, who built a maze for her with loneliness, so that she couldn't find her way home for so long.
Thirty-nine, many things haven't come long, and many people will leave at first sight.
Forty, some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
Forty-one, as long as you are young, everyone will leave a little softness for the lost youth at heart.
Forty-two, there are schools, classes and groups. Then there was an exam and we broke up.
Forty-three, the most beautiful thing about youth is not dreams, but people who pursue dreams with you.
Forty-four, good morning, I saw you for the third time today, the first two times, in my dream.
Forty-five, when girls are really angry, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't talk.
Forty-six, it doesn't matter. I can bear sadness and I can bear discomfort.
47. Some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace them.
Forty-eight, as a girl, I cleverly avoided all the details that moved men, and it was not easy to think about it.
49. I want to ask you a favor. This matter is not suitable for anyone but you. Be my object!
50. Your familiar figure has become a memory that I can't touch.
Fifty-one, the more I think about it, the sadder I feel, but there are no tears.
Fifty-two Later, I heard a lot about you. I haven't lost face for a moment, but I said it's none of my business.
I am afraid that I am too active and perfunctory, so I have to restrain my thoughts and enthusiasm.
54. My sadness is written on my face, and even my smile becomes far-fetched.
Fifty-five, a certain turning point in a certain month, I promised you that I no longer love you, but forgot to promise myself.
People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later. People who can't find time to fall in love will find time for blind date sooner or later.
57. We all have a small world, great ideals and moderate sadness.
Fifty-eight, there is no natural self-confidence, only self-confidence that is constantly cultivated.
Fifty-nine, audible voice, invisible figure. Some short messages are always reluctant to delete.
60. Will the love carved on the back of the chair bloom like a flower on cement in a lonely forest without wind?
Sixty-one, it is lucky to be able to take back what you have given others. Don't expect more in return. There is no shortage of ungrateful people in this world.
If you don't let go of the wrong person, you will never find the right one.
Sixty-three, let the lost go with the wind, and the left is worth cherishing.
Every day I open my eyes and see you and the sunshine. This is the future I want.
65. Do you know the feeling of crying when you want to throw up? It's like a flash flood, but it still rains cats and dogs.
Sixty-six, accustomed to your indifference, sudden concern will make me at a loss!
67. Silence is an undeniable loss.
Every time I see a couple holding hands in the street, I always keep silent. I really miss you.
My cat and I miss you very much. Actually, I don't have a cat or you.
Give up what you can't get. Doesn't it hurt to think of it every day?
Talk about a circle of friends with high praise rate
First, many times, we always hope to get the good of others. At first, I was grateful. But after a long time, I just got used to it. Accustomed to a person's kindness to you, you take it for granted. One day, I am not good to you, and you will resent it. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that our requirements have increased. When you get used to getting, you forget to be grateful.
Second, a person's life. Laughing is better than frowning.
No matter how you behave,% people in this world hate you. There are still% people who change their attitude towards you according to your actions. Passers-by turn pink for a while, and powder turns black for a while. The remaining% people still like you so much, no matter how stupid or careless you are or how big your mistakes are. This is how the world works.
Fourth, we always think that our marriage can't stand scrutiny, and others' marriages are happier, but we forget that love is either forgotten in the rivers and lakes or plain to old age. Whose marriage has no defects? Either you are short of money, or you are handsome or you have no time. Gradually practicing in marriage, I gradually understand that the most important thing for a woman may not be who she marries, but her ability to make herself happy no matter who she marries.
There are too many pains and misfortunes in my life because I want to live like others, not like myself.
6. Don't blame others easily, because we don't have enough wisdom to understand the joys and sorrows of others' lives, and to really understand the joys and sorrows of others. It is difficult for everyone to understand each other's feelings because of their different positions and different environments. Therefore, don't criticize and criticize blindly, otherwise it will bring harm to others. Be a happy person and be kind to everyone around you.
Seven, what is the heart? It's like a maze, thousands of miles apart. Without a boat to ferry people, there is nothing others can do but ferry themselves.
Eight, the world is really small, as if turning around, you don't know who you will meet; The world is really big, as if turning around and not knowing who will disappear.
Nine, time tells us that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it is time to be sensible.
Ten, you can do what you want at any time, and you don't need to bind yourself with age.
1 1. I like the story that you can get married by holding hands, but I live in an era of fruitless bed.
Twelve, life is different from movies, life is much more difficult. If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the whole world.
Don't think about why others will keep hurting you, ask yourself why you keep allowing this to happen.
Fourteen, people's biggest opponent is often not others, but their own laziness. Don't count on luck. Luck can't be with you forever. You have to rely on your own ability to eat at any time. You must do your best to qualify as unlucky.
Fifteen, there is a kind of courage called giving up, giving up a person who has no chance to be together, giving up a love and a relationship. Perhaps choosing to give up is a kind of beauty without regrets.
Sixteen, if you love someone, please don't show off, don't preach, just love quietly. Because love is your own business, others can't understand your feelings and can't feel your throbbing. Never show off because of vanity. The ending of Sun's love is often not very good, and time is the best proof of love. In fact, the best love is nothing more than being together for decades.
If you are unhappy, go out for a walk. The world is so big. The scenery is beautiful, there are many opportunities, and life is short. Don't curl up in the shadows.
18. When others pay a little attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is honesty, but it is loneliness.
Nineteen, my mother once said a very classic saying: your generation, you just live too well, always love to compete with yourself, so you get nothing. At that time, we were confused about everything. We should get married and work. Now we have everything.
20. If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.
Twenty-one, dad said, don't do anything, learn what you like best. I don't trust. Just ask what you like. I like literature. Studying literature? Love reading novels and learning novels? My father said that what I like is sexual intimacy, which suits me best.
Twenty-two, I think you are going to be with a boy or a girl. Many things need to be changed, especially the distance from the opposite sex. For me, trust is very important, but it is the most important thing to let the people I love feel trust, which is also a sign of maturity.
No matter how many people you love, no matter how painful and happy you love, in the end, you have not learned how to love, but how to love yourself.
Classic sentences with high praise rate in friends circle
First, people will never be satisfied. What I want when there is nothing; After having some, I want more; After having everything, I hope to be as happy as when I have nothing. But there is nothing you can do on this road.
Second, you can't stop being yourself because you are afraid.
Third, talk less and listen more. Because of people who love to talk, they lose a quiet beauty. What's more, if you talk too much, you will lose. There is a saying, think twice before you act, think twice before you speak.
Fourth, how to let you meet me at my most beautiful moment. To this end, I begged the Buddha for 500 years and asked him to let us have a dusty relationship.
If life is the greatest gift from God, then life without you is the greatest gift from God.
6. Never try to surprise each other. Usually, surprises turn into fears. Surprise each other, that's a trick played by children. Maturity begins when you don't want each other's surprises, when you don't try to surprise each other, and when you get used to calmness and dullness.
Seven, many times I want to face the sea, watch the spring flowers bloom, say nothing, and let myself go.
Eight, if there are 1000 cicadas annoying in summer, the white pony will not move or walk.
Nine, true strength, not tears, but tears running.
10. The world is always full of temptations. Just like a monkey breaking corn, throw away the good in his arms and throw away the good in his arms. The last one left in its arms is actually the smallest one.
Eleven, good temper, arrogance, coolness, and love to laugh.
Twelve, if emotions and years can be gently torn up and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.
Thirteen, counting memories is actually prosperous and beautiful.
Fourteen, in those years, we tried to change ourselves, and finally in order to better accompany others.
Beggars don't envy millionaires, but they envy beggars who mix better than themselves.
Sixteen, the road, when unreasonable, choose to turn, heart, when unhappy, choose to bow; Love, when drifting away, chooses to be casual.
Seventeen, probably everyone who says they don't want to fall in love has an impossible person in their hearts.
When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops.
19. I don't like my mouth and I'm not smooth, but the only thing I can be sure of is that I'm kind enough.
Twenty, life should be light and tasteful. We should learn to accept the world with a simple heart. Although things are good, they are hard to get into people's hearts; Although the scenery is beautiful, it is hard to be enchanted; Although the road is far away, it can be seen, realized and penetrated. There is no need to complicate everything.
Twenty-one, the wreath dances lightly and the fragrance floats. The fragrant wind brushed gently from the nose, slightly itchy, from the tip of the nose to the bottom of my heart.
If you don't have the ability to comfort yourself, you really can't live now.
Twenty-three, people who know you will understand your emotional ups and downs; People who don't know you can't see your joys and sorrows; People who like you will touch your sincerity; People who don't like you don't care no matter how much you pay.
I met the right person at the lowest point.
If I were a tear, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry in my life, because I am afraid of losing you.
I want to call you when I am drunk and tell you that I like you. As a result, you didn't answer the phone and drank for nothing.
Twenty-seven, people will meet many people in their lives, and many of them are suitable for being together. But it really makes you feel that only with that person will you not be lonely in your lifetime.
Twenty-eight, there is no eternal cowardice in the world, and there is no eternal strength. Everything depends on yourself, but you must let go of cowardice, live with dignity and strength to truly reflect your self-confidence and strength, and your work is more valuable!
Twenty-nine, flowers, pour fragrance for you; Grass, for you to send out filar silk fresh; Birds, song for you is perfect; Xiaohe, happy for you; Mountains and rivers delight you; Brothers and sisters, send warm greetings: Brothers and sisters, may you be happy every day and always be happy and healthy.
Thirty, I can meet you in my lifetime, but I have exhausted all my strength. It was not until this day that I found that I breathed air. Good morning ~
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