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Classic lines of the zodiac

Classic lines of the zodiac

Zodiac is directed by Jackie Chan and produced by Barbie Tung. It is Jackie Chan's 10 1 film and the second work of Korean movie star Kwone Sang Woo to enter the China market. "Zodiac" is a blockbuster, and its shooting locations include Paris, Beijing, Taiwan Province Province, Hongkong, Australia, Latvia and other places. The film was released in 2D on February 20th, 20X65438 in 3D and IMAX 3D versions.

The following websites share the classic lines of China Zodiac for everyone:

1. It's like you're in the sea of Wang Yang, but you don't know where to swim. On the contrary, you might as well stop swimming and just follow the direction of the water and let nature take its course.

2, a bean is two meters, and that exit is you.

Don't sulk, call me and scold me.

There is a fire in the hole.

No matter what occupation you do, you will never be able to hold your head up if you are sorry for your country, your friends, your children, your family and your conscience.

6. In the past, some people wanted to bring this gold back to their own country, no matter where they took it, they could not leave this earth.

7. How did this happen? It was fine just now. The tree has been soaked in water for too long, and it leaks.

Show me what you can do.

There are seven or eight groups of pirates here to see, so let's leave them intact together.

10, 50 points for two people, which adds up to exactly 100 points.

1 1. We can go fishing again. Now this place has become the property of pirates in this area, so we'd better pay for it.

12, you share it with them. There are seven or eight international pirates in this sea area. How to share?

Classic lines daquan

1, a person who has never been kind, can best identify kindness and cherish kindness. Fanghua

It turns out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she was at that time. A Chinese Odyssey

3. How can you know that you don't like it unless you try it yourself? Previous raiders

4, my mission is to accompany, her mission is to let me grow up. Growth doesn't necessarily gain anything, it will definitely lose something! Top 3

Whether a relationship can come to an end depends on whether you have the intention to mend it or whether you have new ideas. Top 3

6, dare not find an object called a single aristocrat, you call this single dog. Example 2

7. Deception is like a moth throwing herself into a fire, knowing that she will get hurt, but she still has to throw herself into the fire. A moth is so stupid. A Chinese Odyssey

8. You can bully me like this because I like you. Previous raiders 2

9. There will always be a gentle person who will keep you warm and then leave silently. Top 3

10, some people are destined to let you grow up. Top 3

1 1. Some people finally break up because they believe in being together too much. Previous raiders

12, sometimes God makes you wait for the right person, but the right person is not necessarily your favorite. Some people are doomed to have no fate. Although they are sorry, some answers are always love, but now they just want to cherish the people in front of them. Previous raiders

13, men are like keys and women are like locks. What is the name of the key that can open any lock? It's called the master key.

14, once she was my weakness, but now, I am no longer her armor. Top 3

15, we will get together, no matter what happens. Big Fish & Begonia

16, Lao Zhao said that your generation is different from ours. Our generation thinks that things are broken and need to be repaired, and your generation thinks that things are broken and need to be replaced, so there are so many predecessors. Previous raiders

17, I remember his face, I don't know his name, I remember his eyes and the scar on his forehead. I searched for six hours, all night. A small white fish came from Toona sinensis. She looked at the little fish, who closed his eyes and fell asleep quietly. Big Fish & Begonia

18, what I fear most in this world is to make you suffer. Big Fish & Begonia

19, good friends are not terrible, best friends. No matter how much you do, it is not worth her words. Best friend is little mother-in-law! Previous raiders

20. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the entanglement of fate. I am really sad to think that Rosie will disappear from my life. Previous raiders

2 1, I am not selfless, I am so selfish. Fanghua

22, because I saw that meaningless in her eyes, just like me at the beginning. the top three places

23. God gave us life to work miracles. Big Fish & Begonia

24. When Toona sinensis leaves, Haitang blooms. Did you turn into wind and rain and come here through time and space? Big Fish & Begonia

25. Are women insecure in this world? Yes, neither. Top 3

26. She was afraid of the number of my predecessors, and I began to worry about the quality of her predecessors. Previous raiders

27. I am afraid of goodbye in my mouth and missing in my heart. Top 3

28. Everyone who lives in the world is a big fish living in the sea, and life is to sail across the sea. Big Fish & Begonia

29. Sometimes you find that you are in love with someone you hate, and this relationship is the most deadly. A Chinese Odyssey

30. No luck. Good luck or bad luck is your destiny. Big Fish & Begonia

3 1. When love is lost, the best way to verify whether you love each other is to separate. If the separation is painful, if it is missed, it is true love, and true love will definitely make them meet again. Previous raiders

32. There is a beautiful flower in the world, and that is youth blooming. There is a hero's flower in the world, and that is the brilliance of youth. Fanghua

Now I solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you. A Chinese Odyssey

34. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on looks. Example 2

35. Everyone is a fish in the sea. They crossed the ocean to meet. Big Fish & Begonia

I remember his face, but I don't know his name. Big Fish & Begonia

37, see reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Big Fish & Begonia

38, good girlfriends come to the festival together, good brothers are single together, unkind and unjust! Top 3

39. Life is a journey. It took us several cycles to complete the journey. And this journey is very short, so be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia

40. I will turn into the wind and rain of the world and accompany you. Big Fish & Begonia

4 1, do you know what's delicious? I feel beautiful when I drink too much. Top 3

When you are mature, you may get nothing, but you will definitely lose something. Top 3

43. In fact, many couples quarrel to prove that they care more about each other and love each other more. However, what they say often turns into venting their dissatisfaction. The more they don't want to hear, the more they talk! What I want to prove is love, but it has become a proof of being hurt! Previous raiders

44. We will lose this short life. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia

45. Nobody belongs to anyone, who you may be, who you may be, and so is interpersonal relationship! Previous raiders

46. The reason why I was so entangled before. Because we've never really been together. Previous raiders

47. My lover is a hero on earth, and one day he will marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. A Chinese Odyssey

48, watch the reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Love a person, climb a mountain and pursue a dream, so be bold. Big Fish & Begonia

49. I love you, clean and tidy. Top 3

50. Love when you are young is called harmony, and love when you grow up is called merger and cooperation. Top 3

5 1, loneliness is a common problem in metropolis. Top 3

52. No matter how long you live, what's the point of being unhappy? Big Fish & Begonia

53. I can't help thinking that the youth of a generation has changed beyond recognition. Although they are still talking and laughing as before, it is not difficult to see the changes that time has brought to everyone. Fanghua

54. Forgive me for not wanting you to see them grow old. It's all changed beyond recognition. Fanghua

55. I can't do that kind of support that is not afraid of injury. I need him to accompany me to prove that he loves me, and I need him to spend time on me to prove that he loves me. Top 3

56. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? A Chinese Odyssey

I regret not hugging you that night. Big Fish & Begonia

58. When two people break up, one thinks he won't leave and the other thinks he will stay. Top 3

Actually, I've been waiting for you all these years. I like you. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. Fanghua

60. Not everyone can be called an ex, and an ex is not just someone. It's the trace left in your heart by everyone who walks by. Previous raiders

6 1, I never knew it was so painful to love someone. A Chinese Odyssey

62. Goodbye and live up to the meeting. Top 3

Look, that man looks like a dog. A Chinese Odyssey

People can't see such a beautiful sky when they are dead. Look at the stars in the sky and talk to yourself. Big Fish & Begonia

65. Kindness is unrequited. Kindness is a heartfelt choice. Fanghua

66. It's like wind and rain. I am willing to turn into the wind and rain in the world and stay with you. Wait, wait for the next day. Big Fish & Begonia

67. Many people get together not because they like to get along, but because they are afraid of loneliness. Top 3

68, borrow the shell of quarreling, and scatter the jiao of missing. Top 3

69. Whose love do you think you accepted? You accepted God's love. He will betray all the gods to love you, endure all the pain for you and bring you happiness. Big Fish & Begonia

70. I can't love you if I wear the hoop, and I can't save you if I put it down! A Chinese Odyssey

7 1, you are indifferent to me, ignoring me and bossing me around. Don't you bully me so much because I like you? Example 2

72. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

73. You will be mine in the future. Like my donkey, I will print it for you. A Chinese Odyssey

74. I came to give you my heart back today. A Chinese Odyssey

75. My Prince Charming is a world hero. One day, he will drive a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me. Guess the beginning, but can't guess the end, a Chinese odyssey.

76. You said "pick up girls" and there were only two results. You have to accept your heart or kidney. Where are you going this time? Previous raiders

77. I don't understand why the people I love the most can't be together. Big Fish & Begonia

78. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the intertwined fate. Previous raiders

79. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people. A Chinese Odyssey

80. Some lost days don't need to be remembered, but they will never be forgotten. Fanghua

8 1, as long as your heart is kind, right or wrong is someone else's business. Big Fish & Begonia

82. From knowing you to connecting with your life, I have never regretted it. Big Fish & Begonia

83. Yes, I have changed. I won't shrink back like you, and I won't follow my secret love. You light me up, but unfortunately, you don't know me well enough. Previous raiders

84. Say goodbye to your predecessor and cherish the present. Top 3

85. I believe the so-called truth in this world, because there is no eternal justice. Big Fish & Begonia

86. We are neither human nor god, we are just others. Big Fish & Begonia

87. I want to go back to the time when I can tell you frankly that we are back together. Top 3

Classic lines of spring festival evening

1, the more love you see when you are apart, the more love you lose when you are apart.

2, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID.

3. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.

The eunuch has no son, but you can't live without a father.

My dad is on the list of service dissatisfaction.

6. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?

7. You and your wife really match.

8. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?

9. What substances do silicon and water produce? Turtle soup

10, I'm from the provincial fertilizer plant.

1 1, are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?

12, if you don't promise me, he will die for you.

13, hey, can I cheat you some money?

14, these eyes really have face and land. Are they original?

15, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

16, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.

17, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

18, you are Lori, and your whole family is Lori.

19, I'm not afraid of being the first ten thousand people to stop, I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

20, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

2 1, Zhu Jun: the Yuan Dynasty was unified, and Taurus celebrated the New Year!

22. What kind of mental illness is worth 100 yuan?

23, Dong Qing: Vientiane update, the city purple welcome Reiz!

24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Be yourself because no one wants to be you.

Don't worry, you won't say anything if I kill you.

27. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

28. Successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.

29. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

30. What should I do if the gas is poisoned? Have a cigarette to calm down.

3 1, Bai: At this moment, the whole world is celebrating and everyone is happy!

Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.

Why didn't we take the children with us when we left?

34. Love everyone, trust some people, and don't be sorry for anyone.

35. What's your last name? Nice last name. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!

36. deliveryman: this box is yours and this box is Tingting's.

37. I am beautiful, surrounded by a group of boys. I have a special face.

38. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.

40. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

4 1, I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

42. I know I'm a liar and you've been talking to me for so long.

43. Isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.

44. Never give me any trouble. Never pick on ordinary people.

45. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

46. Zhou Tao: At this time, spring is back to the earth, and the spring is beautiful!

47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!

48. Son, do you use local TV or CCTV?

49. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

5 1, Husband: Quarrel with someone again? Madam: No, with the dog!

52. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

53. It is not necessarily the cleaner who holds the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.

54. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers. .

55. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.

Zhang Zequn: Friends, please continue to enjoy our Spring Festival Gala.

57. My brother is particularly miserable. He just found out that his son is not his own.

58. Hello, this is the commercial bank. Your bus card shows that you spent 8000 yuan in a different place.

59. A woman's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make a woman cry to show that you are useless.

Zhu Jun: At this moment, we want to dedicate our most beautiful songs to your motherland!

The classic lines of chills

The classic lines of chills

The film "Chill", which is regarded as the best Hong Kong gangster film in recent ten years, was released in Chinese mainland and Hong Kong today (165438+1October 8th). This Hong Kong film, directed by Lok Man Leung and Kim-ching Luk and starring Tony Leung Ka Fai and Aaron Kwok, has held many pilot films in the media and industry and won many praises. Different from the previous Hong Kong gangster movies, Chill is a high IQ gangster story in the new era, which tells the story of the battle of wits between the top police in Hong Kong. Liu Jiehui played by Aaron Kwok and Li Wenbin played by Tony Leung Ka Fai are both popular candidates for promotion to the next Commissioner of Police, but they are also different. Although there are many classic police films in Hong Kong, it is probably the first time to expand the police level in Hong Kong like Chill. No wonder Aaron Kwok and Tony Leung Ka Fai both said that they learned a lot about the Hong Kong police after they played Chill. The following websites share the classic lines of Chill for everyone:

1. I have served in the Hong Kong Police Force for 30 years. I met many people and offended many people. Every organization, every department and every post has its own rules of the game, either explicit or implicit. The first step is to learn it.

2. In extraordinary times, use extraordinary methods.

If you want to survive in an environment, you must learn explicit or implicit rules.

No matter how careful you are, you will never be as delicate as life.

5. If you are not bold when you are pregnant, when will you be bold?

6. Whether it is bright or dark, you have your own rules of the game.

7, the fact is always the most subtle!

8. We are policemen, not mad dogs.

9. I asked about technology, do you understand?

10, not eavesdropping device, but secret weapon.

1 1. The role of the father cannot override the identity of the police.

12, prepare for the worst, prepare for the best.

13, everyone says I'm sorry, but you, I can't stand it.

Hong Kong can become an international financial center and the safest city in Asia, and the rule of law is our core value.

15, don't let the boss run after the subordinates, the subordinates should keep running to see the boss!

How much have you changed? How much is left?

17. All wars are unnecessary.

18, every institution, every department and every post has its own rules of the game. Whether it is bright or dark, the first step is to learn, but many people have died before they get there. Do you know why? Self-righteous. The second step is to find out the thread in this game, learn how not to foul, and know how to play in tennis, so as to barely save your life.

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20xx 14 classic series

"20xx 14" is a romantic movie aimed at true love day, which tells the love story of three young couples from 20xx Shuang 1 1 Singles Day to 20xx65438+1October 4th. Young men and women who have a crush on each other, the true love of playboy, and romantic couples who have experienced emotional crisis have vividly described their touching love at different stages of life, from meeting, acquaintance and falling in love to knowing each other and staying together. According to director Lingchen Kong, the theme song of "20xx 14" is a song tailored for the film "20xx 14", which is intended to express the special significance of eternal love.

The following site shares the classic lines of 20xx 14:

1, whoever marries you in the future is either a slave or a grandson!

2, life is alive, who has not loved two or three scum!

3. Hey, you are a fairy. Where did you fall? Do you have a GPS in your head? You are so insidious!

4, you have to accompany my shirt! When will you return my shirt? Where is my shirt?

It is my business that I like you. Whether you like me or not is your business. I like you, but I won't let you like me. What are you afraid of?

6. I love my life because I fell in love at first sight, and then I want to know, do you love me? Finally, I want to ask, will you marry me? 20xx 14.

7. Don't be too nice to me. What if I never meet someone who is so kind to me again?

8, think more headaches, think deeper and feel distressed.

Xingkong classic xiantiao

Xingkong classic xiantiao

The movie Starry Sky describes a quiet girl who meets a quiet teenager. They are not the happiest children. One day, they fled the city, climbed mountains and came to the mountain hut where the girl's grandfather once lived. At night in the mountains, they saw the most beautiful starry sky, and described a child who could not communicate with the world from the perspective of age, from panic and escape to gradual self-awareness.

The following websites share the classic lines of the starry sky for everyone:

1. At that time, the future was far away and shapeless, and the dream didn't know what it was called.

I often walk a long way alone, and I feel like a fallen leaf when the wind blows.

Looking up at the starry sky, I want to know: is someone coming to me from somewhere in the world?

4. Like light, from one star to another.

5. Later, you appeared. Turn left again.

6. We waited for our youth, but we missed each other. But I will always remember that summer, the brightest and loneliest starry sky.

7. Although everything will pass, hold on as tightly as you want before letting go.

8. At the age of thirteen, we are actually very fragile; At the age of thirteen, we are actually quite strong. So, please be gentle with us before we have to face this cruel world. We really don't ask much: a look, a word, a rain, a gust of wind, or a nod goodbye. As long as there is such a little warmth, we will all feel happy from the heart. However, I never got the goodbye I wanted. We'll talk about it later. Little rabbit, never become a big rabbit; The baby elephant did not become an elephant; The only person who seems to have grown up is myself.

9. Xiaojie, will you stay with me for a while?

10. When I was a child, my grandparents and I lived in the mountains. Grandpa often tells me that as long as you look up at the stars, the world will become so big.