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Female mayor-flood and dog
Author: Su Shi
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Updated on September 30th, 2009 19: 05: 14 words: 9,654.
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Downstairs of the town government, the flooded hollow lake is surrounded by water and waves. My sister Wen Shu is practicing her speech on the low ceiling of the roof, which is prepared for the meeting of female cadres in the western disaster area. Due to the dome reflection and hot summer, any sound is deafening.
Ladies and mayors ... Beiwa Town, a small town, turned me into a little girl ... But at first, I faced a disaster ... No ... For the Wenchuan earthquake, it was not a disaster ... Today's speech ... may be a joke ... a joke of a coward with psychological burden ... How can I live up to my expectations at all? ...
Listen to the tone of my sister. I visited my mother next door and listened attentively while drinking my sister's leftover porridge in the morning, just like a good teacher who doesn't discriminate against underachievers. A mother knows her daughter best, and her sister has never humiliated her. My sister dared to speak to all the teachers and students when she was in primary school. Can she regain that kind of self-confidence that dares to fight and fight?
I can't help but return to the grief of the flood in Beiwa Town. The torrential rain hit Luzhou that day. After work, I stayed in the company and heard the loud noise of the earth shaking. Nine times out of ten, I judged that the Hongyun Building in Wahu had collapsed. I didn't expect the disaster to be so serious and erupt so quickly. In less than half an hour, donghu district, including Luzhou, became a water world. Did the reservoir collapse? Can a rainstorm have such a big flood?
The radio station is urgent for Beiwa, but there is no flood report on TV. Said Nanping Mountain was missing. The town government has become an island on the water. Lakeside street is only in ruins, and the death toll is at least one hundred and dozens. Dong Li, secretary of the town committee, passed away. The tourist hotel building raised by the whole town collapsed. The landmark building is gone, the pillar industry is gone, and Beiwa Town will be erased from the administrative division!
Beiwa Town is a new tourist town. If you want to erase it from the administrative division, ...
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