Please tell me a joke or two!

1. One day, there was a gummy walking on the street.

As she was walking, she suddenly said: "Ah! My legs are so weak!"

2. Once upon a time, there was a person named Yu.

There was One day he was hungry, so he ate himself. . .

3. There is a person who looks like an onion and cries as he walks

4. There is a hide-and-seek club, but their leader has not been found yet

5. Little A said to Little B:

Dig the plug

....It’s raining outside! !

Did you see it?

Little B was very excited: Yes

I saw it

What about you

6. Once upon a time, Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping together

Then one day

Suddenly a truck rushed out

Pushing Tomato A over< /p>

Tomato B is standing aside

Pointing at Tomato A and laughing

[Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ketchup~]

7. Xiaoying asked Xiaoming to borrow a pen, but Xiaoming refused.

Xiaoying: If you borrow it, you will die...

So Xiaoming lent the pen to Xiaoying...

After a while, Xiaoming died. Now...

8. One day, three garbage cans were walking on the street...

They were walking side by side in the order of large, medium and small. .........

While walking, the little garbage can said to the middle garbage can: "Second brother, why don't we walk faster?"

The middle garbage can said: "You have to ask Big Brother about this!"

So, the middle garbage can said to the big garbage can: "Brother, why don't we go faster?"

< p>The big trash can said impatiently: "I know!"

After walking a few more steps, the big trash can suddenly stopped. It said to the small and medium-sized trash cans: "We are the trash cans." Ah, how can you walk? ”

9. There is an old lady in the mental hospital

She wears black clothes and squats at the door of the mental hospital with a black umbrella.

p>

The doctor thought: To cure her, he must start by understanding her.

So the doctor also wore black clothes, held a black umbrella, and squatted there with her. .vMdv

The two squatted in silence for a month..

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor: Excuse me------- Are you --- a mushroom too ------

10. Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom

The two older ones asked the younger ones to get some wild vegetables. Get up and eat

The kid said

I won’t go

I left

You just ate my mushrooms

The two big ones said

No

Don’t worry and go for it

So the little white rabbit went~~~

11. Half a year has passed

The little white rabbit has not come back yet

A big one said

It will not come back

Let’s eat it

The other big one said

Let’s wait~~~

12. One year has passed

The little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet

Two big discussions

No need to wait

Let’s eat