I like to tell other people bad jokes

〆If you live long enough, you will be worshiped, just like those old houses.

〆I am young and my husband is worried.

〆If I had to undergo a brain transplant, I would want it to be your brain - because your brain is still brand new and has never been used.

〆To do ordinary stupid things, ignorance is enough. To do extraordinary spring exams, you must have profound knowledge.

〆As a typical failure, you are too successful.

〆You start at the bottom...and it keeps going downhill.

〆Truth is often spoken casually, while lies are usually spoken very seriously.

〆My memory is terrible, I can't forget anything.

〆A match had an itchy head, scratched it and burned to death. Then it went to the hospital and came out turned into a cotton swab.

〆A plate of side dishes was taken away while walking on the road.

〆A gummy was walking and suddenly said: My legs are a little weak.

〆The little penguin asked his mother, "Mom, mom, why do we live in the North Pole?" The penguin mother said: Because it is cold enough here! "The little penguin said: "Wow, it's so cold..."

〆An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, but turned into a tea egg.

〆A steamed bun walked around

〆A passenger shouted: "I want to get off immediately, this is my right!" "So, he fell into the sea."

〆Two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt very hot and said, "It's so hot. I want to take off my clothes." So it peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana behind stepped on the banana skin and fell down.

〆A compass was walking on the road, and suddenly it said "I can't find north", and it was fired the next day.

〆I met two steaks, medium rare and medium rare, on the road. I didn’t say hello because they were not cooked well.

〆A squid begged the owner of a barbecue restaurant: Please let me go, don’t roast me! The boss said: Okay, but I want to test you with a few questions! Squid said happily: You take the test, you take the test! Boss: Hehe, this is what you asked for!

〆One day, a buck ran faster and faster until it finally became a highway.

A child joined the "Hide and Seek Club" and since then, the teacher has never found him.