Tell jokes in the competition, whoever speaks well will give the best answer ~!

1 A child cried, and his father said, Be a good boy and stop crying. In the future, his father will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar.

2. A candy, walking in the North Pole, felt so cold ~ ~ and turned into rock sugar.

3. A cabbage undressed while walking, and finally disappeared.

4. Jiao went to see a doctor. The doctor said you were too ill to share a room. Jiao A: My house is too small to share. The doctor said: I mean no sexual intercourse. Jiao is puzzled. He asked: My ancestors were all surnamed Jiao for eight generations. Why can't I be surnamed Jiao?

5. A bear comes prepared.

6. The eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

7. The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

8. Two bananas go shopping in tandem. Walking in front of bananas felt very hot, so they took off their clothes. Guess what?

The banana in the back fell down.

9. Have a bike. One day, he rode away. ...

10, the school established the Tibetan Cat Club.

Three years.

They still can't find the colonel.

1 1. A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later?

It says, "aim ~ ~"

Xiao Bai looks like his brother.

Because: the truth is clear.