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On the way to get off work one day, I saw a beautiful girl walking towards me. I quickly straightened my waist and raised my chin to make a cool sky-gazing pose. In fact, this was to prevent the girl from seeing my eyes. Chin and bulging belly. Hey~! Why are there two black spots getting bigger and bigger in the sky? . . . Holy shit! Two eggplants, one big and one small, fell from the sky! I flash~~~! But I glanced at the girl's walking speed out of the corner of my eye, and my mind instantly completed the intersection calculation between the equation of the eggplant's free fall and the equation of the girl's uniform horizontal motion. . . Ouch~~cake seller! The girl is walking into the bullseye! "We can't let such a rare beauty die young like this!" My head felt hot and I took two steps forward and pushed the girl's chest hard. . . Before I could figure out what it felt like on my hands, I heard two sounds of "gudong" and "gudong". The first "gudong" sound was of course two eggplants hitting my head at the same time. More than four hundred years ago, didn't Galileo Galileo prove that two copper balls, one large and one small, would hit the ground at the same time on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Why are there still people doing this experiment with eggplants today? Needless to say, the second "gudong" sound caused the girl to fall to the ground. She actually fell over on all fours. To put it simply, her legs were raised high and her skirt was rolled back, so I had a clear view of the bottom of her skirt. Luckily she was wearing underwear, so I only drooled a few drops and swallowed the nosebleed. If things end here and we each go our separate ways, we will have nothing to do with each other from now on. But the actual situation was that as soon as she got up, she grabbed my sleeve and asked me to take her to the hospital for treatment. In this way, we walked on the street in tandem, with me covering my head and her touching her butt. I was knocked dizzy by the eggplant, and she was pushed over by me and fell so hard that her butt hurt. The scene at that time was like this: I covered my head with one hand, and I didn’t know what to do with the other hand, so I walked and fell down. She held my sleeve with one hand and touched my butt with the other, humming as she walked. When these two monsters walk down the street, it's hard not to attract attention, and they have a 100% chance of turning heads. I laughed at everyone in embarrassment and whispered to her to let go of my hand, but she was worried that if she let go, I would turn into a earthly grandson, so we could only walk like a couple in need. . I originally thought about going to the hospital to do a X-ray on her and then pull her down. For a woman with such a perky butt, how big of a deal could a fall like this cause? ! ! ! Just pretend that I didn't repay my good intentions today, but something happened again after I got to the hospital. As soon as I entered the hospital gate, I collapsed into the girl's arms and was unconscious for two seconds, which shocked the girl. The good thing about this scare was that her butt immediately stopped hurting, and she saw the seriousness of me being hit by the eggplant, so she felt that it was okay to be slightly injured, and she must not let my brain go wrong. The most important thing is that she recalled that I was her savior and a self-sacrificing one. This is really important. So after I fainted, the scene became like this: She supported me and walked slowly towards the hospital building. While she supported me carefully, she kept asking: "Is it okay? Is it okay?" "It doesn't matter?" I didn't answer her, hum~~~ After we walked into the hospital lobby, the girl was queuing up at the registration area, and I sat on a chair to rest. She looked back at me while queuing up, her eyes looking quite worried, which made my heart warm. So, as soon as she glanced over, I immediately responded with a bright smile, indicating that I had not become a psychopath yet. Because there were so many people in line, I couldn't get to the window for a while, so she turned around frequently, causing me to respond with too many smiles, and my facial muscles quickly became stiff. In the end, I had to raise my head blankly and look at her. Chest secretly drooling. When she saw that I stopped laughing, she suddenly felt that something was wrong and immediately went to the front to cut in line. As a result, she was scolded a few times by an evil woman. Then she felt aggrieved and anxious, and shed two lines of tears. In this way, the problem changes again. As a man, no matter how hard his head hurts, he can't be indifferent to the cry of a girl lining up to see a doctor for him, right? So I had to step forward, covering my head with one hand, and taking out a crumpled tissue with the other hand to wipe her tears. Later she stopped crying and we continued to line up. But this time I was in line and she was sitting on a chair to rest.

I was afraid that she would still be sad because of the scolding, so I kept looking back at her. Whenever I looked back, she would give me a charming smile in return. Because I liked to see her smile, I turned around more and more often. Strangely, the expression on her face became stiffer and stiffer, and finally she had to lower her head silently and look at her feet. It seemed that the evil woman’s scolding had made her very sad! Damn it! When I got to the window to pay the registration fee, I touched my pocket and found that I didn’t have any money. When I asked her, she didn’t bring any money either. The matter of seeing a doctor came to nothing, and we walked out of the hospital angrily. After saying goodbye to her, I was about to go home and sleep, but she suddenly stopped me from behind and said, why do we have to see a doctor by ourselves? All this is caused by those two eggplants. We should find the owner of the eggplants and let him (her) see a doctor for me. I patted my thigh: Come on. So, we walked towards the accident scene. On the way, I thought viciously: If the owner of the eggplant refuses to acknowledge the debt, I will destroy his or her home. It would be fine if the owner of the eggplant obediently takes me to the hospital for medical treatment. The best I can do is follow all the items on the hospital checklist and let him or her go if nothing happens; but if something happens. . . It's troublesome if something happens. While I was thinking about it, we were already standing under that building. According to my recollection, it is basically certain that the eggplant fell from a balcony on the fourth floor. While I was spitting and calculating the entire free fall equation, the girl looked at me pitifully and said that the balcony belonged to her home. In order to further confirm whether the eggplant fell from her house, she took me to her house and met her mother. The girl's mother said that she wanted to see if the eggplant was infested with insects, so she went to the balcony. Unexpectedly, she lost her grip and the eggplant fell. When she hurried downstairs, she found the eggplant lying on the street. She felt very happy, picked it up and took it home, and immediately started making fish-flavored eggplant. In short, she never thought that these two eggplants would be related to one person's head and the other person's butt. After hearing what the girl's mother said, I couldn't help but sigh. Her mother wanted to take me to the hospital to have her head checked, so I quickly waved my fat palm and said: No, no, it’s okay. And told them that I only want to eat those two eggplants now, and I only have a grudge against those two eggplants. Grievances have their origins and debts have their owners. I cannot wrong a good person. The girl’s mother thought that I was a very generous person, so she happily served the fish-flavored eggplant. I basically destroyed the plate of eggplant by myself. While I was eating, I praised her mother's cooking skills. Her mother was so happy when she saw how much I ate and how sweet my mouth was. She praised me for being kind, honest and a good man, and asked her daughter to spend more time with me in the future. The girl looked at me and smiled, her eyes burning. I couldn't help but tremble in my heart: Myths, myths, fairy tales, fairy tales, it turns out that you have been bumped into by me sometimes! Haha, I hope you will adopt it