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Use language to describe and highlight the son's personality composition 100

I got a call from my mother before I went home tonight, saying that I had homework to do. Unexpectedly, my son's school requires every parent to write a composition about their children, which will be handed in tomorrow. The son's request is that the sentence should be beautifully written and can only be handwritten. Feeling fresh, hahaha smiled and started writing happily, so I wrote the following composition anxiously:

My son is thin and wears glasses. He is quiet and studious. Because there are teachers and mothers in charge of learning and grandmothers in charge of life, I mainly pay attention to my son's play. Besides climbing mountains, we also play football, play chess, ride bicycles, make up jokes, visit solve riddles on the lanterns, travel and visit universities. Playing is learning and fun.

I remember when I was about three years old, my son climbed the hillside in front of the teaching building from the new school gate of Finance College, stepped on the soft turf, looked at Yuelu Mountain in the distance and said, "What a long way!" I am surprised that no one has taught him this idiom.

I have been to the university campus several times, and my son especially likes to make up some jokes about college students for a while. Once, my son and I were walking together, and we made up a joke: one day, two college students were talking while walking, taking turns counting 26 English letters, A, B, C, D, E, F, G ... One of them suddenly fell into the pit before he finished speaking, and the student said, "G! Don't ask a student "Chicken? Rooster or hen? I didn't see it. "At that moment, I suddenly realized that all the children in the world are geniuses. There are also many such examples in learning.

One day, when I came home from work, my son was doing his homework. The topic is to look at the pictures and classify them. I can't remember the specific content. In an amusement park, there are many kinds of things, and some boys and girls are playing. The title draws a little girl's face, followed by brackets, asking for specific figures. The son cried while doing it, because he didn't know whether the little girl's face represented the number of the little girl alone or the number of all the people in the photo. I thought to myself, what my son did was not elementary school mathematics, but philosophy. I hope our school education will not send "geniuses" home.

Before the final exam of senior one, the school held a mock exam of Chinese and mathematics. Before going to bed at night, the mother asked her son about the exam, and the son said that both of them were 100. The mother asked him why he could take the exam 100, and the son said, "Because I checked the paper again after I finished it." The mother asked again, was this method taught by the teacher? The son said, "This is not taught by the teacher, it is my instinct, just like I instinctively close my eyes when the light is on in the morning."

In the second grade, there was such a problem in my homework: make sentences with four words: famous, burning, brilliant and magical. My son wrote: in autumn, the famous Beijing city is burning with red lanterns, which is amazing! "Burning red lanterns", what a poetic grand scene, really amazing!

My son has been very interested in cars since childhood. He knows all kinds of brands and models of cars, and also knows the price and quality of cars in general. For a time, my son was fascinated by astronomy, and he had a correct understanding of the causes of planets, satellites, stars, rain, fog and lightning, and also knew some astronomy that we adults rarely knew. After a while, I became interested in geography. I study maps and globes in my spare time every day, and I know the name, capital, shape, products and neighboring countries of each country like the back of my hand. As he wrote in his composition, "I am a geography fan, and I can't live without maps, just like a doll on the seashore can't live without the sea, and a child in the mountains can't live without stones." Another day, he made a detailed statistics and induction of the enthronement age of emperors in previous dynasties on the Internet. Now my son is no longer interested in astronomy, geography and history. I wonder where his interest will turn.

One afternoon in early spring, my son and I went to Yuelu Mountain to play spring water. It's raining in Mao Mao, and few people walk on the ground. The mountain is silent, only the spring water gently tells. My son and I are carrying several kettles, and we feel that we have entered the beginning of life. Everything is new, everything is static. I sincerely hope that parents and children all over the world can always do this. If my son is a mountain, I wish I were water, adding a wonderful voice to my son's life; If my son were water, I would like to be a mountain and watch him grow silently. ...