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Guangdong people love to eat Fujian people?
First of all, many mainlanders don't understand the local culture and customs of each place, such as do Sichuanese eat Chili, do Shaanxi people live in caves, and do Cantonese people really eat everything?
At that time, it was said on the Internet that the money of Guangdong people's red envelopes was only 100 yuan, so when a Fujian person teased his friend in Guangdong that the amount of red envelopes was small, his friend in Guangdong solemnly said: Cantonese people love to eat Fujian people, so as to tease all kinds of nonsense areas, so the two popular keywords "Guangdong people eat Fujian people" and "Fujian people tremble" instantly became popular on the Internet.
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In this way, the netizen in Fujian, the Blue Party, first said, "I heard that you Cantonese …" and then paused for a long time.
At this time, if Guangdong netizens answer the phone normally, such as "?" , "Huh?" "What's the matter?" Wait, Fujian netizens can continue to say, "... the red envelope is only one hundred." Achieve a teasing and joking effect.
However, Guangdong netizens did not follow the routine and directly answered the sentence "... I especially like to eat Fujian people", so Fujian netizens were banned by one sentence, leaving only shivering.
In fact, the time for Chinese people to have enough to eat is generally very short. I don't know if it's a hundred years. In the long history, it is difficult for most people to ensure that they have enough to eat at every meal most of the time. At any time, there will be floods, droughts and natural disasters, which will lead to a sharp drop in population and even more hunger during the war. Every time the population reaches 200 million, it will be1.200 million. When there is no food at all, it is common for people to eat people, whether they eat the dead on the roadside or the living on the road directly. In those days, it was considered more considerate to eat by changing children.
I remember a particularly long post in Zhihu, which was half-truths about the history of Guangzhou people and Fujian people. The following are all legends. I don't know if they are true or not. All the people will be questioned. It's not so much unofficial history as a joke:
It is said that several provinces around Guangzhou used to be natural hunting grounds for Guangzhou people, and I don't know if Guangzhou people were particularly good at fighting or what. Later, everyone saw that it was over. As a last resort, they began to eat spicy food to save their lives, and each one was more edible and heavier, and they all specialized in some special spicy, spicy, sour and spicy, Hu spicy and snail powder that ordinary people could not adapt to in a short time.
Guangzhou locals like to eat sweet, and the taste is light, and eat less sour and salty soup. They like cooking with less salt and water, like the original flavor of food (especially seafood), like the "fat beauty" of food, and don't like to cover up the taste of food with any other flavor.
I remember a post poking fun at the extent to which Guangzhou locals don't eat spicy food, that is, all the vegetables in the supermarket were snapped up before the typhoon came, leaving only green peppers, or the kind of vegetable peppers (sweet peppers) that have nothing to do with spicy food. Starving to death without eating Chili peppers is so stubborn. So neighbors choose to eat spicy food to save their lives.
However, Fujian people are stubborn, so stubborn that they would rather be killed than eat spicy food. Not only that, they also love tea, and they had a fight with the British who regard tea as their life (the first thing is to boil water to make tea after three days of hunger). I don't know if it is the reason for drinking tea all the year round. In short, Fujian people are evaluated as fresh and tender meat by Guangdong people. Therefore, on the menu of Cantonese people, Fujian people top the list.
Whether these jokes are true or not in history will not be studied in depth here. To be sure, in the previous famine years, no one could eat, which is not unusual; Then in modern times, it is illegal for people to eat people, which will cause panic; People in Guangzhou actually don't eat anything. Therefore, Guangzhou people eat Fujian people not necessarily just stalks, but stalks.
There are many similar stalks, saying that Cantonese people have a good family, and the whole family can get together on holidays and be divided into a Fujian person; Most families can bake their arms and legs into a luxurious meal.
Another example is a picture, a little brother of Meituan takeaway is riding a Meituan motorcycle in overalls, but there is a person sitting behind him. The first hot comment is "that's probably a Fujian native and a local tyrant in Guangdong."
Other simpler explanations are 1: Fujian people say "Cantonese people can eat anything", and then Cantonese people say "Fujian people eat well", which was originally the fourth tone, but the result reached the third tone.
Other simpler explanation 2: Several Cantonese people know a Fujian person and often eat together. Fujian people always grab orders when entertaining guests. It's time to eat again. I asked where to eat. Several Cantonese people discuss what to eat. Some people say that they will still eat Fujian people. The original intention is to let the Fujian boss treat! After talking, I will talk about this stalk. As long as I have a meal, I want to eat Fujian people
Other simpler explanation 3: Fujian people call children "zai", while Guangdong people eat a kind of food called "zai" rice.
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