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Be good, don't be angry, we shouldn't be as knowledgeable as the earth people!

1. Be complacent about your education or major, and don't feel inferior because your school major is not popular. Remember, education is not the most important thing.

2. [It's funny to be too timid to bother]

4. Poverty can make a man (Lu Kanus)

5. No matter how terrible the reality is, you must stubbornly believe that it is only a temporary darkness before dawn.

6, be good, don't be angry, we should not be as knowledgeable as the earth people!

7. Fatalism is an excuse for the weak who lack willpower. -Roman Roland

8. Faith is an oasis in the heart, and the camel team of thought will never get there.

9. If one day someone doesn't talk and doesn't answer you, congratulations, you are gradually alienating.

1. A gentleman does not look at water, but at people. Mirror in the water, the capacity of meeting, mirror in people, you know good and bad.

11. The sharp edge of the sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold.

12, loss and heartbreak, since this relationship is so heartbreaking and heartbreaking; Since you know that the other party didn't cherish it, and even cruelly trampled on your painstakingly managed feelings, why should you lower your self-esteem and beg for a frustrated and deteriorated love? If you know that there is no result, you are still struggling to manage an illusory love alone, but you are only deceiving yourself. As the saying goes, "There are plenty of fish in the sea." Since there is no chance, why not turn around smartly, even if you want to cry or make trouble, you should turn around.

13. How much time you spend on makeup means how many shortcomings you think you have to cover up.

14. Don't let those stupid little things ruin your happiness.

15. Come on for my Audi, my wife's Dior and my child's Oreo!

16. People who don't cherish me prove that you are blind with eyes.

17. There is no mountain higher than people, and there is no road longer than feet.

18. I am a piano, and you are the music score on the piano. Let me watch you play this dusty music score.

19. The past is gone forever. Smart people think about the present and the future, and have no time to think about the past.

2. Everything comes to these who wait. Heaven pays off. Don't be angry. Tell me the classic sentence

1. If you always refuse me but I'm not angry and always smile at you, it only shows that you are really important

2. I didn't move. I said angrily in my heart that her ugly looks match. My name is Auntie. My menstruation is dignified and beautiful. Hum!

3. You insist on taking simple things seriously, which will make you miserable.

4. You said that when I get angry, I will tell you that it is true @

5. Smiling is not tiring, but being angry is tiring. Simplicity is not tiring, complexity is tiring.

6. Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I don't have a temper. I'm just waiting for the right time to kill you.

7. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.

8. True love is not never quarreling, getting angry, losing your temper or fooling around, but quarreling, crying and scolding, and the last person who loves each other the most

9. There are countless people watching the fun, and few people help you out.

1. If I make you angry, you can hit me and scold me, but don't leave me, okay?

11. Being laughed at when you are angry is quite self-abased.

12. The world is so imperfect. If you want something, you have to lose something. The first time, it was heartbreaking. The second time, it was to let the natural wind lift my hidden thoughts and take it away gently, making my sadness even sadder and loneliness even more lonely.

13. knowing what you want is half about knowing what you have to give up before you can get it.

14. No matter how much you scold me, I won't get angry. Why should people get angry with something worse than a dog?

15. Seeing him with his best friend, who can't help being angry.

16. I have a bad memory. I always forget every time I get angry.

17. After scolding me and getting angry. I did it on purpose. I like it when you're angry. You are a fucking dick. I don't like it yet.

18. smiling is not tiring, but being angry is tiring. Simplicity is not tiring, complexity is tiring. Acacia is not tired, unrequited love is tired. Being together is not tiring, but being alone is tiring. Love is not tiring,

19. If you are sad, try to look up at the sky, and then forget it. It's so big that it can certainly accommodate all your grievances.

2. A lifeless, cold, tepid, rotten, stinking and disgusting object, you told me that it was exciting.

21. Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

22. If you really decide to stay with me, no matter how difficult the process is, will you please stick to it? No matter how headstrong and presumptuous I am, will you please be considerate? No matter how angry I am (this article is from a fan)

23. How much courage does it take to pull you out of my life?

24. You don't understand my sadness.

25, don't reason with women, especially angry women

26, possessive people like me will get angry when they see you talking and laughing with others, and I will even be unhappy when they see you ignore me

27, this season, the subtext of girls asking girls if you are cold is, "You little bitch, you can be coquettish and freeze to death sooner or later."

28. When there are girls around you. I always get angry. Will be lost. I don't think you will ever know.

29. Even if I make you angry, I should try to make you happy because I'm afraid your emotions will implicate me.

3. Smile with me when you are happy, and yell at me when you are angry. What is the labor and capital in your eyes?

31. When you are really angry, you don't cry or make noise, but you stay alone and don't talk.

32. When you are really angry, you don't cry or make noise, but don't talk.

33. When is the time like water and the lonely reflection?

34. It seems that everything has changed, including the heart that once loved you.

35. [When parents quarrel, they first feel wronged, then they get angry, and then they cry, and then they think it's not easy for their parents]

36. Remember, men, if a woman is after money, if you give her enough money, she won't be angry because you go to a woman. If what she pursues is feelings,

37. Obviously she is angry and decides not to talk to him again. Obviously she swears that she won't be soft-hearted, but she can't go against her heart as long as he has apology and warm words.

38. I love reading novels. I love watching happy boys. Will you be angry? I love sad songs. I love girls' coquetry. I love the voices of all girls in super girls. Will you feel uncomfortable?

39.

4. I am always angry when you are not here.

41. If you are always angry, you will always say to us, "Where are you from? ! "We always say," China people! "

42. Have you ever found that when a girl is really angry, she doesn't cry or make noise, but she doesn't talk?

43. She eats from a bowl. Look at what's in the pot and let others go hungry.

44. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

45. Think of this as the burning youth, the last willfulness of the years ~ Do what you want and meet the person you like,

46. You said, "Will you be angry if I have an affair?". I said, "will you?" You brought a cute sister paper back, oh, beg my forgiveness, are you qualified?

47. I am a little happy when I miss you now. Happiness is a little sad.

48. When I'm really angry, I don't cry or make noise, but I don't talk.

49. How did I change from that little girl who was literary and fresh, and was angry when she heard dirty jokes, to this heavy

5. Yesterday, I forgot to wash clothes and cook. As a result, when my mother got angry, she said, why don't you cook clothes and wash rice, and die? I was struck by lightning

51, right. As selfish and angry as I am, I am eccentric and clingy, demanding a lot of annoying people who are lazy, delicious and confused all day.

52. You said that I am very important in your heart. As long as I am angry, no matter how far apart we are, you will come at once.

53. He said that if this signature exceeds 1, it won't annoy me any more.

54. What should I do? I promise you that after reading it, you will no longer be angry and heartbroken. Why does your chest still start to ache faintly? . . I didn't want to see it, but I couldn't help it.

55. Just because I don't like being angry doesn't mean I don't have a temper.

56. If you don't understand why I am inexplicably angry, you can only say that you don't know me well enough!

57. I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, and I'm not angry. I'm just a little tired. I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.

58. The difference between you and me is probably that when playing hide-and-seek, I will worry if I can't find you, but if you can't find me, you will go home.

59. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

6. I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious.

61. I once loved someone so much, thinking about him at any time and place carefully for fear that he would be angry and hate himself

62. You will never meet the second me again, just as I will never meet the second you.

63. Girls who dare to swear when they are angry are always better than those who always pretend to be pathetic.

64. What kind of bird are you?

65. Don't take your first love as an excuse for your anger

66. Be patient when your girlfriend is angry. Hug her when she is jealous, tease her when she is crying, forgive her boyfriend when she is tired, kiss him when she is jealous, accompany him when she is crying, be considerate when she is tired, and forgive her boyfriend when she is wrong

67. In the final analysis, the present situation of China is probably because the Cultural Revolution broke the cultural tradition of China, so that today's people have no culture and no faith. Or only believe in money, so there are so many people who are crazy for the benefit, regardless of the health of their children. He is also a parent, how can he bear it!

68. It is said that there are only two ways to make people angry. 1. Don't finish your sentence. 2.

69. Eat food. She is: happy to eat, sad to eat, angry to eat ...

7. A sentence that doesn't matter breaks my heart.

71. Being good-tempered and not getting angry are two different things.

72. Being ignored by people who care about you very much will make you sad, and what's more sad is that you have to pretend that you don't care.

73. Long-lost familiarity can always cause sad memories.

74. Only in front of papaya can I be spoiled, cute and angry. Do I like him?

75. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to annoy people. -talk about being angry

76. Is there such a person around you? When you are angry, ta will be happy ~~

77. When I am really angry, I will definitely beat you every day according to three meals!

78. When you get fat, you get angry. When you get angry, you want to eat, and then you get fat.

79. I'm so tired that I don't even have the strength to be angry and care ...

8. Being angry is to punish myself with other people's mistakes.

81. After parting. Smile to find an impossible you!

82. I have nothing to be angry about if you don't talk.

83. I like this lively city, but it has nothing to do with me.

84. Jealousy is because you like it, anger is because you care, daze is because you miss it, and sadness is because you don't want to lose it.

85. Being competitive is always more beautiful than being angry.

86, 1, shadows can't be stacked one millimeter high, just like I love you in vain.

87. If you are angry, you lose 6 seconds of happiness. To be angry is to punish yourself with other people's faults.

88. Have you found that girls don't shout when they are angry, but don't talk?

89. I don't have a temper, but you don't deserve my anger!

9. Have you ever found that when a girl is really angry, she doesn't cry or make noise, but doesn't talk ..

91. Jealous because I like you _ _ angry because I care about you _ _ stunned because I miss you _ _ sad just because I don't want to lose you

92. He is angry. His eyebrows are shaking like a sound, and his eyes are spraying people.

93. I'm not angry or hurt. I just feel very tired.

94. Don't get angry when you see your ex-girlfriend being intimate with others. Smile and wish you the winner.

95. Never say anything that hurts someone who loves you when you are angry.

96. You are so tired that you have no strength to be angry and care.

97.-∝ When you are angry, whoever loves to give money while squatting in the corner of the road, who gives money

98. An lifeless, cold, tepid, rotten and smelly object, you told me it makes people feel < Boyfriend: "I agree. But if you scold me again, I'll call you to death! " Girlfriend is angry: "grass mud horse, try touching me!" " ......

1. When a boyfriend is angry, he should coax his girlfriend to be jealous. He should hug her humorously to make his girlfriend not angry. Sentence

Humorous to make his girlfriend not angry. Sentence 1. Emotion is sad, leaving her in the cold.

2.\ "Angry for myself".

3. Angry is better than disappointing. Stupid people only get angry, but smart people know how to fight for it. In life, there is "Qi" everywhere, and there is "Qi" in everything.

4. an overwhelming