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I want to write about the Chinese football team, cheers! What to do about composition

I talk about the national football team

"Where will the Chinese Football Association go? The national football coach frowned and the Chinese fans begged, when will the national football soldiers come forward?" This poem has 32 words. It vividly reflects the current situation of the national football team. Yes, we have to say that this is the current situation of the national football team. The 0:1 loss to Qatar caused the national football team to bid farewell to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa - saying goodbye before it even set off, and being forced to sink into the sand before even setting sail. It turns out that Asian football teams are jokingly called "free tour groups" by foreigners, and the national football team is the best representative. Wherever you play football, you can travel for free. The notorious Lieutenant Gao more than a thousand years ago would never have imagined that his descendants would not be able to play with the gadgets he used to attract favors and achieved great success. This has become an undisputed fact for many years. In the 2002 World Cup, a shrewd old man named Milu brought this "free travel group" into the world competition, which brought joy to the whole country and attracted the attention of hundreds of millions of people. Even I, who was in second grade at the time, used my mother’s lipstick to learn from the fans and drew a Chinese flag on my face, with five holes in the middle to become stars. Holding a piece of red cloth as the national flag, he yelled in front of the TV, "Come on, Team China!" Chinese football has ushered in an unprecedented spring. But the national football team, which lost three consecutive games in the group stage, took home a big duck egg from China... The status of "free tour group" seems to be fixed on the national football team forever. When I talked about the national football team with my friends, I could only hum with melancholy, "Chinese football, I dare to ask where the road is..."