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Begging for bedtime stories, coaxing girlfriends and so on.

Little rabbit is going to sleep; It holds big rabbit's long ears tightly and makes big rabbit listen to it. ? "Guess how much I love you?" Asked little rabbit. ? "oh! I probably can't guess. " Big Nutbrown hare said with a smile. "I love you so much." The rabbit spread its arms as wide as possible. ?

The big rabbit has a pair of longer arms. It opens it and says, "But I love you very much." ? Little Nutbrown hare moved his right ear and thought, Well, this is really a lot. ? "I love you as high as I hold it." Little Nutbrown hare said, pushing her arm up hard. "I love you as high as I hold it." Big Nutbrown hare also said.

Oh, thought Little Nutbrown hare, that's too bad. He is taller than me. ? Little rabbit has another good idea. He stood upside down on the trunk and said, "I love you to my toes." ? Big Nutbrown hare grabbed little Nutbrown hare's hand, threw it up, flew higher than its head and said, "I love you as much as your toes." ? Little Nutbrown hare shouted, "I love you until I cross the path across the river."

Big Nutbrown hare said, "I love you until I cross the river and the mountain." ? Little Nutbrown hare thought, that's really far away. He rubbed his red eyes and began to feel sleepy. He couldn't think of it. It looked up at the darkness behind the tree and felt that nothing was farther away than the sky. ?

The big rabbit gently picked up the little rabbit who often yawned. Little Nutbrown hare closed his eyes and murmured, "I love you from here to the moon." ? "oh! "So far," said Big Nutbrown hare, "it's really, really far." ? Big Nutbrown hare gently put Little Nutbrown hare on the bed made of leaves, lowered his head and kissed it good night. ?

Then, Big Nutbrown hare lies next to Little Nutbrown hare and says with a smile, "I love you, from here to the moon and back again."