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How to coax your wife into quarreling?

Question 1: I quarreled with my wife, but I won't coax her. What should I do? Friend, you are really a rare good man.

Ha! In fact, you need to think about it from another angle: not because you did something wrong or said something wrong, but because you didn't do what you should do and said what you should say.

Do more things to make her happy and say more things to make her happy. (for example, give her a coquetry, and your wife will take care of others. She won't care what you did wrong. If you don't do these things and say these words, she will be angry and make trouble.

So what should I do now that my wife is angry? Suggestion: Tell her how much you care about her in a spoony and sincere tone, because she is angry when she is in a hurry. Then, take the initiative to do housework, buy things she likes and express her love, instead of saying nothing, so she will be more angry.

If you do this, and your wife is still angry, then you should be angry, too, and don't just be peaceful. Women can't stand the peace blindly, and need some gunpowder. Just like men.

Of course, we must grasp the scale and not go too far.

Husband and wife should pay attention to art when they get along.

May you live happily all your lives!

Question 2: How to coax my wife back after quarreling with her?

First, you are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach. You are my lungs. I will collapse if I can't see your smile!

Husband: Don't be angry with your wife. I will never quarrel with you again. I will love you and make you the third happiest person in the world!

Wife: The third happiness? Even if you are the first happiness, I am the second happiness! ... hum!

Husband: You are the third happiness and I am the second happiness. Our baby is the first happiness.

Don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll mop the floor. I will make money. I'll take care of it when I earn it. Smile.

If I were an ancient emperor, people would ask me whether I love my country or my wife. I will definitely choose to love my wife.

Honey ... I'm really stupid. You're angry. I don't know how to make you happy, but you are really the most beautiful in my heart.

The woman with the gentlest temper, the best cooking, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper is really lucky to marry you. Really happy.

Don't be angry, wife. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow. I want the hat you like. I will also pull your hair with you. I'll take you to KFC. I will buy you a flower every day. I will do anything for you. Smile!

Question 3: I quarreled with my wife for a month. How to coax her into telling her that my wife is still angry with me? I was wrong. Please forgive me. Buy her some trinkets, such as hairpins, and wear them on his head to say that his wife loves you for life. Don't be shy.

Question 4: I quarreled with my wife. How can I coax her into understanding more? Take my advice and learn to control it. Before getting angry, stop for two seconds to remind yourself not to go too far. Speak in a normal tone and remind yourself that being angry will make things worse. This will be very happy! thank you

Question 5: How can a man make his wife happy quickly when a husband and wife quarrel? 1, home is not a place to make sense: this sentence is a truth that my wife and I understand after quarreling for many years. It is impossible for husband and wife not to quarrel, but don't pester each other for a trivial matter, be sure to make it clear. Some things don't need to be clarified, but they won't be very good. At the same time, don't ask the other person to admit his mistake, even if the truth is on your side. Because there is no winner in the quarrel between husband and wife, there is no need to tell the winner. But turn a blind eye; Not only that, you also need to use your true feelings to maintain a real home. 2. Tell the truth: When men are socializing outside, they sometimes like to hide the truth and tell some lies to deal with their wives. In fact, as long as it doesn't involve work, there is no need to make up excuses such as "in a meeting" and "working overtime" to cheat your wife. Because it often takes ten sentences to cover up a lie, and mistakes are inevitable. How tired you are. 3. Smart "henpecked": There is nothing wrong with proper "henpecked" families, which often last for a long time. At the same time, such men often know that their wives have suffered a lot, so they are willing to be "henpecked". Many times, they refuse some unimportant parties, but go home from work to help their wives cook, stir-fry and wash dishes. Not only that, such men often don't haggle over every ounce. 4, do not blame the wife's embarrassment: women generally only love to talk, love to talk in front of the man they like. Maybe this man had a bad day at work, or just had a conflict with his colleagues, but at this time, his wife is like a tireless bird, chattering in front of you, making your mood even more irritable. But don't blame her too much, you just need to say to her: honey, I'm tired, let me have a rest alone. 5. Men should take the responsibility of supporting their families: Men bravely take the responsibility of supporting their families, no matter whether their wives are independent or innocent girls, even if their wives are working like you now and earn more or less every month, you should also regard yourself as the pillar of your family! Seeing his wife coming home tired of cooking, a man should say, "It's so hard, I'll support you!" " "Smart wife will also think of your hard work, get care and recognition, and work will be more motivated! 6, anniversary must remember: your wife's birthday, various festivals, anniversaries, you don't have to celebrate with great fanfare, but remember to give her a gift; You don't have to give her a gift, but invite her to have dinner with you. You don't invite her to dinner, but remember to bring her flowers; You don't think it's a waste to send flowers, so buy her some snacks she likes; You don't buy snacks, but remember to call and say hello. At worst, send her a meaningful message. Whether you forgot to send a message or not, wait for her to complain about you. 7. Be careful of his wife: In those days of her physiological cycle, a man must be careful, pay attention to his wife's diet, and make her some blood-enriching food appropriately, and she will feel very happy. 8. Know how to praise: A man must praise his wife. Who can praise if you don't praise your wife? Unless you are crazy. A gentleman talks but doesn't do it: if a man fights because of a quarrel between husband and wife, everyone will despise him. In that case, your marriage will be in danger. 10, both sides make progress together: women should learn to enrich themselves and men must encourage them. This can maintain a certain balance between two people for a long time, and the gap will not be too big. Can you imagine a graduate student living with someone who hasn't graduated from primary school? The reason why women want to coax is because women need a "bubble of feeling" to bathe their fragile and sensitive nerves and satisfy their emotional vanity. So please coax your woman more.

Question 6: Look at how smart husbands coax their wives after quarreling. Lead: Love is sweet, and couples quarrel from time to time after marriage. Otherwise, how can we say that marriage is a battlefield filled with smoke? What should you do if your wife is as overbearing and unreasonable as when she is in love? Look at how this clever husband coaxed his wife into throwing herself at him after the quarrel! On this day, the couple should have gone to see friends together, but on the way, the wife scolded her husband unreasonably. Husband is usually obedient, but this time, somehow, he turned around and he couldn't go home. The first time, he left his wife on the road, and she was so angry that she almost burst into tears, but she couldn't give up. She had to go to the meeting alone in a rage. At eleven o'clock in the evening, my wife came home and saw all the lights in the room turned off. She thought her husband was asleep, so she didn't ring the doorbell. When she took out her key and opened the door, she found a note posted on the door, which read: You must apologize to me! The wife thought angrily: I haven't settled accounts with you yet! Turn on the light and close the door after entering the room, and find a note posted behind the door, which reads: Or polish my leather shoes. Wife scolds, bah! I'll wipe your ass. When changing shoes, I found a note on her slippers, which read: bah, wipe your ass! The wife was amused, and she thought, if you want me to apologize, I will ignore you for a week. You know better. My wife went to wash, and there was another note on the cup, which read: If you don't know how to apologize to me, there is a hint on the desk. The wife hurried to the desk, only to find that there was half a page on the desk, and the front side said: Just read the words on the back aloud to me twice. Turning to the back, I saw an advertisement torn from the newspaper and pasted on it. The advertisement reads: as a woman, I get upset for a few days every month ... my wife wants to laugh again. She thought it was a "good thing" for me, so she lost her temper because she was upset? Why didn't you say I was menopausal? Wouldn't it be easier to go downstairs? This is ridiculous. The wife's anger has subsided by more than half. After washing, my wife went to bed and fell asleep when she saw her husband turn his head. She ignored him, turned on the bedside lamp and read a few pages before going to bed. This has been her habit for many years. Open the book, there is a note inside, which says: I know you are already very sad, you feel sorry for me, just feel a little sad, don't blame yourself. Actually, I should review it, too I wouldn't object to you if I hadn't found out that my cousin across the street wanted to see my joke. A man, who has nothing to do with his wife except saving face in front of outsiders? The wife felt a little feverish and felt that she had gone too far. She was sorry for her husband, so she held his head in her hands and turned her face, only to find that there were two big words written on her husband's cheek: kiss me!

Question 7: I quarreled with my wife. How should I coax my wife? Don't coax her. The husband and wife are telling the truth. How long will it take today to coax tomorrow?

Question 8: How to coax your wife after a quarrel? ? Buy a bag to cure all diseases.

Question 9: How to make your wife happy when quarreling with her is the most important thing.

Many people think that it is needless to say after marriage. In fact, feelings need sweet words to nourish.

take for example

Before going to bed, you can help her say "You have worked hard today".

After she puts on her new clothes, you can say "you are so slick".

When she whispers about you, you can hug her and say "I love you" and then give her a sweet kiss.

If there are any activities before marriage, such as sending flowers and watching movies. You can follow the old tune for a long time, such as sending flowers once a month or several months and going to the movies once a few weeks.

The so-called coaxing wife is actually very simple. Just take her back to when you were madly in love.

Question 10: How to coax your daughter-in-law after quarreling with her? Let's see whose fault it is first. This is your fault. We must admit our mistakes and sincerely walk up to her like children and say and report. . Teacher, I admit that I was wrong. Now I am honest with you. Hey, how could I do this to you? You are my favorite wife. Forgive me. Look, God has forgiven me. You should also learn from him, hehe.

If your wife is wrong, you should say: Come on, wife, you are wrong today, ok? Oh, no, how could my dear wife be wrong? I must be wrong, wife. Can you tell me where I am wrong? Ha ha.

I'm just kidding. As long as she knows that you love her, making a fuss is nothing. As long as you don't quarrel often, you two will make up soon. Don't be too stingy, be generous and coax your wife, hehe.