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In today's comedy world, there is also Degang Guo, who is on an equal footing with Zhao Benshan and is famous all over the country.
The difference between them is 16 years old. Both of them started a family with their bare hands. The man at the helm is a disciple of the big faction under their rule.
The former is a member of the Zhao family of more than 50 people, and the latter is Yunhe.
The former fell to the bottom overnight, and now he can only participate in the disciple live broadcast.
Festivals increased in the later period. Last year, Dragon disciples were recruited.
Did the tide of the times separate the two waves, or did the mischief of fate keep them away from the top of the mountain?
It was a general trend that a hundred schools of thought contended in the literary and art circles in the 1980s.
Chang, Shi and Hou were household names at that time.
People in the city, ordinary people, also have cross talk and funny voices.
Grow into Tianjin Wei and grow under its influence.
Seven-year-old can talk, nine-year-old can cross talk, 12-year-old Xihe drum, walking is an out-and-out traditional method.
(Childhood Degang Guo) However, mainstream phonology is very particular about learning factions. Degang Guo didn't become a disciple, so he didn't have a door. Meeting again is also a "wild road" in the eyes of the industry. If he wants to be recognized, he must first find a type that can accept him. (Degang Guo right, Jiang Kun right) I came to see you. He decided to try his luck in Beijing next door. 1988, new to Beijing. 16 years old, admitted to a choir in Beijing. He is hesitant and determined to become an actor by his wit. (Young Degang Guo) Unfortunately, I was "turned back" for historical reasons the other day. This is the first thing Degang Guo ate from the road of art, and he doesn't know it yet. He will experience many such losses in the future. Two years later, a young man appeared in the group, traveling around China with one hand. Suddenly disappeared again. He watched the match in Lausanne on TV, and Degang Guo set a goal in his mind. I think I must go on a spring night. However, after 16 was sent to Tianjin, Degang Guo only toured several small theaters. Cooperate with people today and save people tomorrow. There are also many actors, such as bangzi wood, opera and cross talk. But what he really wants to do is to be talented, and he is unwilling. (Degang Guo of Tianjin Times) is going to sell his house, pack his soft things, visit the theater and tell his favorite crosstalk in Tianjin. As a result, cross talk can't be said. The theater died and his wife married him. (Degang Guo and his ex-wife) left the eldest son to raise his son. Which became Guo Qilin.
1995, Degang Guo broke into Beijing again. It is inappropriate to say that he broke into houses, because this time he was forced to leave: the creditors came to ask for their wages. He borrowed 4000 yuan from his friend and then ran to Beijing. He put on a good loser: "even if my head is broken, I will not be wronged in my life!" " "(Degang Guo Jr.) He looked everywhere, but he ran into a wall everywhere. Beijing is so big and the cross talk circle is so wide that we can't find a sect willing to accept him. He can't wait either. He rented an 8-square-meter cabin in the suburbs, wrote plays in his cabin every day, and changed some polishing fees. These days are full of blood and tears. For example, I ride my bike to the theatre for 20 miles every day. When my bike breaks down, I take a bus. I missed the last bus and walked home to the suburbs. I can't stand it on the road. I took a taxi: "Master, I have no money. May I give you this watch? "The result is naturally a pair of fleshy feet running for 20 miles. I stepped on a blister and ran away the next day. Degang Guo had a high fever and had no money to buy medicine, so he sold the BB machine and bought some anti-inflammatory drugs and steamed bread. At that time, he had a belief to support him: "find a Sect that is willing to accept him, and then openly cross talk." "Many difficulties. He didn't feel anything in the experience, but later he tasted it. At that time, Degang Guo was miserable every day, but many years later, he described his mentality when looking for sects: "I am willing to be a dog for you. If you don't want it, you have to kick me out. " At this point, Degang Guo's mood and situation are written on his face. Eyebrows, drooping eyes, upturned corners of the mouth and a bitter face. Life is hard, but dreams will come true. He continued to wander the streets of Beijing. He will go anywhere where there is cross talk. Whenever he has the chance, he will go on stage to do some work. He is famous for cross talk, but times can't wait for him to grow up. In the 1990s, with the rapid development of TV industry, traditional crosstalk declined. "No one said crosstalk on TV. People will be kicked out as soon as they say cross talk. "Everyone stays at home and watches TV, so crosstalk is out of fashion. 1994 Spring Festival Evening, teasing Hou: "Crosstalk is not a sketch! "Many people say that crosstalk has changed their careers. For example, Sun Yue, a folk artist, went to Beijing Zoo to feed elephants. The life of crosstalk is very difficult, especially in Degang Guo. How bitter is it? In order to earn 4000 yuan for the performance, he recorded the program for 20 hours on the hard seat of Anhui TV Station and stayed in the glass cabinet for 48 hours, being stared at like a monkey. He said cross talk in it, and people outside couldn't hear a word. Then he said, because he can only do this. He can't sleep in the glass cabinet at night. Eyes are bright. I wonder if it's tears. After becoming famous, he recalled the scene that night and wrote this poem: "A great hero was buried in a poor cave, but who did the man confide in with black tears?" "But great heroes are not always buried in poor caves. This change occurred in 1996. That year, Degang Guo often went to Jingwei Teahouse to listen to crosstalk. He came and went, and everyone was familiar. For a long time, a group of people were unconvinced: Why did everyone laugh, only you were a little black fat man? Degang Guo is not satisfied either. He thought what he said was good, so he went forward to chat for a while. Later, everyone in the teahouse was burned to death by Degang Guo, including Feng Jianhua, the owner of the teahouse. (Feng Jianhua, first from left) Boss Feng said that he would stay in the teahouse and talk cross talk. So, Degang Guo, who has been to Beijing three times, finally landed in Beijing. (Beijing Teahouse) 03 Find a sect drifting from the north to really settle down. Degang Guo has been on this road for eight years. I walked for a long time and deviated from the direction. After all, his initial wish was to start studying from junior high school, but he eventually took root in overpasses, streets and small venues. But it was in that Beijing-style teahouse that he experienced the most primitive happiness of cross talk. He realized a truth: "The real cross talk is in the theater". It was probably the simplest and happiest time in Degang Guo. At this time, Zhao Benshan for the first time.
I saw him. At that time, Zhao Benshan was already an old guest acquaintance of the Spring Festival Evening and the king of national sketches, but he was still attracted by Degang Guo's cross talk. Zhao Benshan entrusted Degang Guo to leave a message: "Stick to it, bear it well and take your time." Degang Guo said.
There was a lot of people on every side. It seems inappropriate to hold the Beijing Crosstalk Conference again. So Degang Guo took a name, Zhang Wenshun's article, Degang Guo's virtue and disciple's cloud. It's called Wende Cloud Society. But Zhang Wenshun refused: "These four words don't sound very good. Remove these four words. " Degang Guo couldn't beat him, so he set up Deyun Society. After the establishment of the reunification, eating less is still bitter. Degang Guo took his brothers and disciples to talk about crosstalk in Guangde Building. This is rare in the audience, ranging from three to five people to more than twenty people. Once, an audience came under the stage. As soon as Degang Guo came to power, he said, "Go to the toilet. In advance, there are more people backstage than you! " Half the audience answered the phone, and all the actors stopped to wait for him at once. He joked on the phone: "There are a group of crosstalk lovers waiting for me now!" When Degang Guo became famous, he always thought of the actor: "I will give him a ticket to watch my performance for free forever." This year, Degang Guo was 3 1 year old. Zhao Benshan warned him six years ago to "be patient and take your time". Zhao Benshan was 33 when she first appeared in the Spring Festival Gala. Coincidentally, at the age of 33, Degang Guo finally found a sect willing to take him in. The people who received him were unusual. He is a famous crosstalk master. Hou Wenyao. Why is the famous scholar Hou willing to accept an unknown "little black fat man" as a disciple? He knew that he would offend all his peers and predecessors, so he insisted on doing so. What is the reason? Behind this, is it a blend of interests or discrimination between party member? How did this sect become famous overnight after Degang Guo discovered it?
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