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Birth name (original)
The baby's name is also a nickname. As the name implies, it is a name given by parents when a child (usually a boy) is breastfeeding. Generally, it is not as formal and solemn as the scientific name. A person's birth name is known not only by his parents but also by himself, which is not enough for outsiders. The reason why parents rack their brains to name their children is because it contains love and hope. Although birth names are varied, they can be summarized as follows.
I hope the children grow up healthily. Named after some flowers, birds, fish, insects or poultry. In the name of chrysanthemum, apricot blossom, peach blossom, lotus, plum blossom, orchid, pear flower, snowflake and other flowers and plants. These flowers are characterized by holiness and elegance. No one named the child dog tail flower. Named after rare birds and animals: baby dog, baby cat, baby pig, baby chicken, baby sheep, baby monkey, baby horse, baby Niu Wa, baby wolf, baby tiger, baby eagle, baby swallow, baby fish and baby bear. No baby lion is named because lion is homophonic with death. I hope the children will be safe and auspicious, such as Pingwa, Anwa, Xiangwa and Shunwa Aiwa. Make up the deficiency of five elements for children: Muwa, Senwa, Guiwa, Huowa, Tuwa, Jin Wa, Fengwa, Shuiwa, Jiangwa and Hai Wa are named after four seasons, such as Chunwa, Eve, Qiuwa and Dongwa. There are also people who want their children to be rich as officials. Such as Saint Eva, Jin Wa, Xiuwa, Fawa and Caiwa. There are no dolls named after heaven, earth, moon and stars, such as Tian Wa, Diwa, Yuewa and Xingwa. Because the sun stands for a swearing word.
It is a good idea to hope that children will have a bright future and grow up healthily. But there are not many smooth things. Some people even joke. For example, when someone was a child, his parents nicknamed him a scholar. As a result, this person not only failed in school, but also went to the first grade of six primary schools. When being laughed at by others, my father grinned proudly: "What's wrong with my scholar? I was the monitor every year when I was in the sixth grade. Your baby can do it. Try being a full squad leader for me? " Choke others almost out of breath. For another example, a parent hopes that his child will be full of vigor in the future and give birth to a baby by naming him. As a result, the baby has been single all his life. Another family, unable to have children, found a baby boy on the road and gave him a name. As a result, when they were at school, their classmates called him vagina, which was very troublesome. Similar examples are not listed.
As said at the beginning of this article, a person knows his real name. However, due to the limitation of educational level, there are many dog dolls and cow dolls in a village. In order not to be confused, some parents call their children by their scientific names in public. This causes people to have different names when they are at home and when they are away from home. There was a joke. One day, a third-grade classroom in a central school was having an ideological and moral lesson. The lecturer is a female teacher in her early twenties. In class, students are told not to call each other by their birth names. Just then, a male classmate stood up and spoke enthusiastically: "Teacher, my father has three names. My father's scientific name is Niu Dajun, and his birth name is Niu Wa. My mother calls my parents Niu Niu at night. This is a joke. At that time, all the teachers were listening to the female teacher's teaching observation class in this classroom, and the students' speech caused the whole classroom to burst into laughter.
There is another wonderful thing. In the 1970s, the state sent cadres to the grassroots level to guide the work. A family has three sons. In order to make the three sons safe and smooth, the three boys were named the eldest daughter, the second daughter and the third daughter in turn. That night, the production team leader led the resident cadres to this house. The owner of this family asked the cadres stationed in the team, my three girls are at home, which girl do you sleep with me? The cadres stationed in the team changed their faces with fear and repeatedly said: "I am a cadre trained by the party for many years, and I dare not have a style problem." When they realized that these were three boys, the three of them laughed heartily.
No matter what the baby's birth name is, it is entrusted with the ardent hopes of parents. A birth name is a concentrated expression of parents' love for their children. Even if you live to be 80, as long as your parents are still alive, someone will call you by your birth name. My parents are here and my birth name is here.
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