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A meaningful sentence that belittles people satirizes sentences of brainless people (80 sentences)
The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
You look very creative and live with courage.
There is a big plate on these two lips.
5, accustomed to your hypocrisy, see through your shameless.
6. You are smart and know you are a person.
7. Success means doing simple things over and over again.
8, don't do other people's piracy, just do your own limited edition.
You cannot change the past, but you can change the present.
10, how wasteful are you? Farming does not produce seedlings, it is rotten seeds.
1 1, it is better to be a slave to difficulties than a master to difficulties.
12, have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning!
13, the best feeling in the world is to find your heart smiling.
14, you like to push people with your stomach, which proves that you are smart.
15, the beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, the ending is very sad, and it is difficult to wake up.
16, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?
17, continue to pretend not to care, just smile and hide everything.
18 Please tell me what's good about you and make me happy.
19, why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?
20. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.
2 1, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
22. What others say is in your mind, and yours is in your heart.
23. I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time!
24. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.
25, stop your hypocritical sorry, because you don't know how to cherish.
26. Damn guy like you: saliva is more deadly than SARS.
27, not only to live like a diamond, but also as strong as a diamond.
28. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
29. In fact, you are really not that good, but you make me hopelessly in love.
30. When you get older, you know more, see through more, but have less happiness.
3 1, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
32. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.
33. Success is an idea, getting rich is an obligation and happiness is a strength.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
35. Everyone dies. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in.
36. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken. You want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.
37. A few people can tell countless stories and truths, but no one can live for you.
Go back to your lair, stupid idiot, and don't come out to affect the city traffic.
39. After all, this is not a society that one loves. You'd better restrain yourself.
40. Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.
4 1, if you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying towards you, and grenades will explode when they see you.
42. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.
43. Laugh at the vicissitudes of the world, flowers bloom and fall, no need to stay, just be grateful.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
45. You exude the word "cheap" from your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes!
46. Everything in the world is always more interested in pursuing time than enjoying it.
47, others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you just have the same strength as skydiving.
48. Whenever you are confused, you are crazy to learn new things, and you will need them one day.
49. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.
50. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed.
5 1. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.
52. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.
53. Maturity means that you ignore me and I won't say much. If you love me, I will love you more.
54. Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.
55. Be considerate of other people's feelings. Laughter is not rewarded, and it may also cause unexpected harm.
56. You must have stolen the tribute from your family when you were a child, otherwise you would look like a condemned person.
57. The seriousness and high integrity of peer-to-peer work form a balance between freedom and order.
When people have money and time, they will spend ten times as much effort to get it. Play for ten years if you can!
59. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood; Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.
60. You are walking on a country road, and you say that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sings like * * * Adu.
6 1. If you want to be smart, run! If you want to be strong, run! If you want to be healthy, run.
62. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
63. What I didn't like and couldn't stand before is just a cool smile now. Maturity is not to see through, but to look down.
64. Your skin is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.
65. When you have determined your principles, don't give in again and again, learn to say no, and learn to be yourself.
66. If we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, it has now become a nutrient that baptizes your body N times a day.
67. If the other person scolds you, you can reply. Please don't talk to me and spit. I have no money and can't afford wet wipes.
68. The person who can accompany you for a lifetime is the one who understands your past, believes in your future and tolerates your present.
69. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant.
70. Tears and sweat are similar in chemical composition, but the former can only bring you sympathy, while the latter can win you success.
7 1, just smiling without saying a word, without blurting out the grievances. Born as a human being, you are doomed to bear some misunderstandings and hide some emotions.
72. It turns out that I have always been a supporting role. Maybe he doesn't take me seriously at all. I'm sorry, I thought too much. I'm too sentimental.
73. Life is a long road, and no one knows what will happen in the next minute, so go all out to find your fun, your life and move forward fearlessly.
74. I don't know what is missing, but I always feel less happy than before; Some people joke and you feel uncomfortable, which shows that this is not a joke at all, but a mockery.
75. Life is just a list. People who figure out what you want and don't want are usually smart, but what they get is countless troubles and hardships.
76. I was shocked to meet someone I liked before. Now that I'm old, I'm afraid of everything. It seems that I dare not say I like it except fighting landlords.
77. If someone forgives all your shortcomings because of your advantages, cherish it, because most people will only forget all your advantages because of your shortcomings.
78. I may be a cold person at heart. I have nothing I particularly like, no people I have to get, no things I have to do. I just want to be healthy and smooth in my life.
The lazier a person is, the more things he will do tomorrow. The more diligent a person is, the more good days there will be tomorrow. The reason why you live very tired is that you only have constant psychological remorse and no immediate action change.
80. When someone promises you, you should be prepared for breach of contract. Plan something from the beginning and prepare for the worst. At least in this way, you won't be too depressed because it backfires. What people need most in this life is surprise rather than disappointment.
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