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It's not the fault of the female driver's bumper sticker: "Older women are dumped, and they will get married if they rear-end." This is not a rear-end collision. However, this kind of direct collision and going to the Civil Affairs Bureau really makes people laugh and cry. This young man is so awesome, but he finally bears the cost of repairing the car. Of course, the Civil Affairs Bureau didn't make it.

At that time, Ms. Wang was driving her own Land Rover Range Rover, but she was suddenly rear-ended by the rear car. When she got off the bus, she found that there was nothing serious wrong with the car, except a small collision mark on the right rear side. She was not unhappy because the car was hit and scolded. The driver of the rear-end vehicle also got off, and the other party was a handsome young man. When he saw the beautiful woman driving the Land Rover get off the bus and made no gestures, he joked, "Shall we go to the police station or the civil affairs bureau now?" ……

The female driver laughed after listening to it, because she did put a sticker on the rear of the car saying "Older women will marry after rear-end collision", but it was more of a joke. Naturally, she didn't really let the other party go to the Civil Affairs Bureau. She also jokingly responded: "Don't worry, wait for me to go home and discuss it with my mother." Later, after consultation, the young man and the beautiful woman added WeChat, apologized and promised to compensate for the maintenance costs. ...

Speaking of it, although the young man didn't marry this "rich sister and leftover woman", he did get the contact information. Maybe he can really communicate with each other humorously in the future and even walk into the marriage hall. We don't know this.

However, it is better to do this kind of thing less. You know, the maintenance costs involved in rear-end collision of luxury cars are not cheap. If after the rear-end collision, the other party demands compensation, but the person who rear-end collision is fully responsible, but he has to pay a large sum of money. At that time, the leftover men and women who agree that "the rear-end collision must be married" and "the rear-end collision must be married" will "turn their faces and deny others." At this time, they can only recognize this plant. ...

And sometimes rear-end collisions are easy to cause serial rear-end collisions. You're thinking about marrying a leftover woman and a leftover man, but the car behind you doesn't have that many ideas, so it's easy to hit, because it won't brake either ... when the compensation is small, there will be a big casualty. ...

Nowadays, cars are becoming more and more popular. Almost everyone has a car, but not everyone has good driving skills. Many people drive by reversing, running red lights and speeding. Even a few days ago, they exposed the owner who stopped directly in the middle of the main road ... Although many people can pass the driving skills test and get a driver's license, it does not mean that they are qualified drivers. ...

We still have to work hard to develop good driving habits, not speeding, not running red lights, not drunk driving, and consciously abide by traffic laws and regulations to ensure safe travel. Things like rear-end collision can be avoided most of the time. Drive slowly for three minutes, not for a few seconds. Sometimes, if you drive fast for a few seconds, you may "live fast" and lose your life at that moment. ...