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The boys in our class want to sleep with me. I love you, but you just want to sleep with me.

Every Friday is the most special.

Because on this day, the shell will be the first to get out of bed and wander around the room in a light and sexy sleeping position.

She cooks breakfast and then washes. She stood in front of the dresser, painting her eyebrows. Half an hour later, her face was covered with a thick layer of powder, which covered up her original skin color and acne marks. After an hour, the makeup was completely impeccable.

She always tries two or three sets and walks back and forth in front of the mirror four or five times to determine what she is wearing that day. And every month, she always spends four days like this, and every day makes her look forward to happiness.

After work in the evening, she went to the bathroom to make up her makeup, then walked to the bus stop, took the fastest bus and spent an hour and a half to see her boyfriend.

Shell can't remember how many times it went to the bus stop or how many times it took the 779 bus. Even the driver already knows her. Sometimes she is so tired that she falls asleep in her seat. At the station, the driver will kindly remind her that it is time to get off.

Shell and her boyfriend are in the same city. It has been a year since they moved from school to this city, and they meet regularly four times a month. And every time we meet, we are in bed.

My best friend once said to Shell seriously and unkindly: Are you sure he loves you? Maybe he just thinks you're perfect for dating. You don't complain, don't pester, and you are on call, which fully meets the standards of good sexual friends.

Big shell, amused by the words of my best friend.

However, the shell still secretly implies marriage. The other party has been saying that career is the main thing for the past two years, and others are not considered for the time being. The shell understood and didn't ask again.

One day, Shell went to see him by bus for another hour and a half, with more delicate makeup on his face and new clothes on his body. She wanted to give him a surprise.

Because she left half an hour early, when Shelly arrived at the door of her boyfriend's company, she saw her boyfriend coming out of the company with his arm around a girl's shoulder.

The girl is cute and clever, and her long hair is sweet and soft. She should be amused by her boyfriend. She smiles even cuter, as if she had a little tiger tooth.

Shell suddenly panicked. She wanted to find a place to hide at once, but her feet seemed to be stuck on the ground and couldn't move.

When her boyfriend saw her, the smile on her face was awkward for an instant, and then she took a blank look at the shell. Without saying a word, she hugged the girl and walked away from the side of the shell.

Shell's tears fell, and she turned and ran for a long time. As she ran, tears fell down, and the memories of more than a year in her mind were like showing a movie.

Every Friday morning, she paints the most exquisite makeup for his liking, carefully chooses clothes to try on for his happiness, wears sexy and hot lace underwear for his so-called taste, learns to cook in order to please his stomach, and takes the fastest bus to accompany him for one more minute. ......

It turns out that this is just a misunderstanding. Shell wants to talk about a love that will never break up and then enter the marriage hall, but boys just want to sleep with a girl and don't spend money locally.

Shell waited for ten days, but the boy didn't call her, and WeChat didn't explain it. She turns over the boy's circle of friends every day, only to see that the boy's dynamics are still daily, eating and drinking as usual, and can't see any sadness.

A month passed, and the shell didn't wait for the news. She blacklisted all the phone numbers of boys and the contact information of all social software. She changed her mobile phone and WeChat and disappeared from many people's world.

One day, my best friend guessed something was wrong and hurried to the shell. When I opened the door, I saw the shell with a long face and was leisurely cooking sparerib soup. The air is filled with the fragrance of ribs and lotus seeds.

My best friend suddenly blushed and stretched out his arm to hug her, blaming himself for knowing it too late.

Shell smiled calmly and said, You were right before, but I was always stupid. I used to be a qualified sex friend, and finally I climbed out of there without leaving any cannon fodder. But now, it's over. You see, I have a good life now.

Although in the same city, Shell never met that boy again, maybe some predestination was maintained through deliberate efforts. Once interrupted, all signals were cut off and we never met again.

Later, I still prefer to get up early every weekend and be busy learning yoga and Latin shell dancing. She has a good figure, and sometimes she is beautiful without makeup. The suitors around her kept sending her flowers and gifts to please her. However, she stopped falling in love.

Because the old wounds have not healed, because there is too little sincerity and too much extravagance.

Maybe you want to have a fair love, but the other person just wants to sleep with a girl carefree.

In the end, all the glitz is gone. Maybe many people are just waiting for a real partner, someone who will never leave when he comes.

He will accompany you for a lifetime, and he will also accompany you to grow flowers and vegetables for three meals a day.

QQ space love story: I really miss you and want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you more.

1. You still don't understand that ten thousand bright futures are not worth a gift with you.

The strongest wine I have ever drunk is your tenderness burning in my chest.

I heard later that you have a new lover. Since then, my hero has been fighting for another girl, and blood has been spilled everywhere.

It's nice to have someone you like. Sunny days are suitable for meeting and rainy days are suitable for missing.

No matter how many times we have quarreled, we will eventually make up because we can't bear to part. It's really good.

6. I really miss you and want to sleep with you, but I want to wake up with you.

7. You can describe a handsome man, a rich man or even a family background, but you can never describe a person who is kind to you. Handsome, rich and social status, these things are objective social hardware, which can be seen and touched, but it is really stupid for you to want someone to be nice to you. Once he doesn't want to be nice to you, then you have nothing.

You treat me like a beauty? Sorry, I just want to sleep with you.

How many people love each other as beautiful women?

Recently, a colleague suddenly took a leave of absence, only to find that her secret crush Xiao Ai was married and flew to Japan to attend his wedding. Actually, she should have been wearing the bride's dress.

My colleague and Xiao met at a job fair. Because he failed to find a job, Xiao decided to go abroad for further study, while his colleagues came into his life as good friends. Because Xiao Ah is kind, has a wide range of friends, and of course has some female friends, so his colleagues have always regarded him as a confidante and dare not cross the line.

After he went abroad, he felt very confused and miserable because of the time difference and geographical relationship. His colleagues wait until midnight every day just to have a short video with him.

The relationship between two people is getting better and better, and finally they will post something related to each other in their Weibo and friends circle. I once advised my colleagues that if they like it, they should stop being confidantes and just win it, but they always have a knot in their hearts.

A colleague once had a good friend who thought he would be a good brother for life, but one day he suddenly confessed to her. This confession gives me the feeling that I treat you like a brother, but you want to sleep with me. Although my colleagues were a little shaken at that time, they didn't get together in the end, and the slow communication became less and less until the rivers and lakes disappeared.

Colleagues think that his friendship with Xiao is pure, and they also cherish having such a close friend. If they rashly propose further development, they are worried that they will not even be friends in the end.

Whether there is pure friendship between men and women has always been a question of belief. Sometimes two people seem to be bosom friends, but in fact, only one is playing the fool and the other is afraid to say it.

Many people like the role of Wang Xiaojian in Thirty-three Days of Lovelorn, because he is a little girlish, warm, humorous and considerate, but he can stand up for himself at a critical moment. Many girls expressed their great desire to have such a blue confidante. But they may forget that Wang Xiaojian and Huang Xiaoxian finally came together.

I once read a sentence on the Internet: If a man doesn't want to have a rolled sheets with a woman, he would rather play with a man most of the time. Xie Lidan Simove, a master of Oxford University, wrote an amazing masterpiece called "What else is in a man's mind besides sex? The whole book is empty except the title.

Xu boy was very simple at first, but once he developed into a blue face, he talked about life, work, food and mood. At this time, although the two sides talked about everything, they actually only showed their most glamorous side. When the two sides see each other's bright spots, they will naturally attract each other, and it is inevitable that they will break up in discord.

On the one hand, when I first arrived in a foreign country, I was full of fear and confusion, on the other hand, I was an understanding, gentle and sensible confidante, which should have been a match made in heaven. In addition, my colleagues can talk about everything about work, feelings, trivial matters of life and personal hobbies, and even appreciate each other's dislike of being late for meetings.

Even my colleagues have been afraid to express their feelings. Even though I have been packaging myself as a confidante, I finally have to endure my heartache to bless a couple. I really sympathize with her. If she can take that step bravely without taking the so-called pure friendship so seriously, then she will be blessed.

If someone asks me in the future, is there a pure friendship between men and women?

I will tell her that boyfriend and girlfriend are the purest friendship.

The two watch movies together, brush online dramas together, spit out directors together, and reminisce about classics together.

Two people travel together, eat delicious food and remember each other's eating habits.

They stay at home together, cooking, making love and doing housework.

Do everything aboveboard and say everything. Isn't this the purest friendship?

Love you, just want to sleep with you all my life. ...

My friend asked me, if you like someone, how would you express it?

I will tell him that if it is true love, I must sleep with you.

Although it is so straightforward, it makes sense.

Why do you love someone and sleep with him?

Some people say that I like the feeling of hugging each other, and this night is particularly safe;

Some people say that you get used to it when you fall asleep. I think his snoring is my lullaby. You can't sleep well if you don't listen all night.

Others say that I am used to getting up in the middle of the night to cover her with a quilt, and I am used to seeing her when I open my eyes every day. Even if I drool and eat gum, I still love her.

Yesterday at the company, a colleague shouted, I really want to find a man to sleep with. It must be warm to have company.

In this age of hormonal exuberance, it is a joke to find someone to chat under the quilt.

My best friend Wang Zi is getting married. The man who once vowed not to get married and wanted to be a prince also found a man to accompany him for life.

I once laughed and teased her: What's the charm of this man? Make you so eager to marry him?

Wang Zi said sweetly: After meeting him, I think marriage is a wonderful thing, and I want to marry him.

Wang Zi used to be in poor health. She always suffered from chronic diseases. Later, she met her husband. Every time she gets sick, the man takes her to the hospital nervously, keeping the doctor's instructions firmly in mind, and all kinds of inedible food are put in the memo of the mobile phone.

Wang Zi sat in the hospital bed, laughing at him like a fool.

But her boyfriend hugged her and said, I'm afraid something will happen to you, and I want to sleep with you all my life.

The person you really love may not give you the best, but he will try to hold the treasure in his hand in front of you. He will keep you in his heart and integrate you into his life. He will remember your joys and sorrows, everything about you. Because of love, I care.

Now many people are too anxious about love. After chatting for a few days and meeting several times, WeChat established a relationship and spread it everywhere. This is the love of this life.

Like quickly, hate quickly, perhaps because of a look and an action, they chose to give up and start looking for the next love.

Many people always exaggerate love as love, but the best love can stand the test of time. It can endure dull time and daily necessities. Touched, liked, and sweet, the two still chose to hold hands. That is true love, a lifelong companion.

Because of you, I will feel at ease, because of you, I will look forward to the future.

What is even more rare is that after all the difficulties, entanglements and trivialities, the two can still love each other as always. When the passion fades, the hand in hand has not been released, and the people who accompany them have not changed.

If I love you, I will accompany you through the vast sea of people;

If I love you, I will always be with you.

Love you consistently and never give up easily;

If I love you, I want to sleep with you all my life, and I will sleep with you until dawn.