Science joke

1. Brother, stop touching it! You touched the top and the bottom, and your hair fell out. Such tender skin, you have touched all the water! How do you want me to sell it later? These peaches are all fresh, don't buy them!

The female reporter asked the farmer about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer says I have to milk ten times a day, but cows can only mate once a year. The reporter is puzzled; The host said loudly: Rub your chest every day and have sex once a year. Can you not be crazy?

3. Teachers in rural areas can read and let a peasant woman recognize the word quilt. The peasant woman can't remember it. The teacher prompts: What is it when you sleep? The peasant woman says it's her husband. The teacher is in distress situation: What should I do if my husband is not here? Peasant woman: It's the village head.

4. Q: Who is the most miserable man in the world? A: He is a cook in the artillery company. He wore a green hat and took responsibility. He can only watch others have sex.