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Women seeking fantasy travel through novels
Introduction:
She was an orphan in her last life, and she lived alone and never experienced human feelings. She is just a "red snake" who makes money and kills people like hemp;
In this life, she was born again in an unknown dynasty, with a prominent family, a father and a mother. As the unlovable eldest daughter of the government, invisible swords and bloody shadows poured in.
When the female killer who crossed the cold and cheerless met the local black-bellied man ...
Meet the brave in the narrow road, win?
Maybe the black league is king.
"Lantian"/"Tianhua" Author: Returning to the Yuan Dynasty (ultra-high collection VIP 2014.05438+0.16 ended in Xiaoxiang Museum)
Evaluation: 8.5
Word: 2 147000.
[Gu Yan] [Crossing] [Overhead] [Power] [Strong Woman] [Tang Chao] [Military] [Palace Hou] [Summit]
Xiaoxiang, He, 1V 1. Ty Shi Lan, Yung Chu.
Copywriting:
Cold, arrogant, arrogant, always looking down on all beings-don't think this is the man, this is her.
Beauty, Uber, black belly, life is like a bright moon-don't think this is a woman, this is him.
Crossing the sky, amazing first meeting, besieged on all sides, breaking the knife-this time, I still crossed.
Crushing imperial power, scheming, treachery, destroying the world and stepping into danger-it sounds a bit bloody.
Scold god from a distance, stunning face for the first time, singing and singing all around, breaking the knife and defending the field;
Imperial power is broken, I recover it, intrigue, you are too idle, destroy the thorns in your palm, and climb up the cloud step by step.
Upper hand? I'll go. Want to die? You come;
Dude, I want it. Want to rob? I want to sleep first!
This time, it was not a wonderful episode, only a conversation with my father.
1、
"Tashi girl, welcome to sleep with me. 」
"The pectoralis major is too thin, the biceps brachii is too weak, the deltoid is not formed, and the trapezius is not-unqualified. 」
"Tarshish, I found for the first time that a woman's skin is not beautiful if it is better than snow ..."
"Well, a man's skin is better than snow. 」
"Are you angry with me on purpose, thus destroying my rare mental state? 」
"mentality? Don't insult your mood. I think you have nothing in your heart but sperm. 」
2、
"Dare not expect perfection, but seek truth, goodness and beauty. This is what I want. Or have met, at this moment, it's her-it's just too real and beautiful for me to expect suddenly. 」
3、
"Nearly thirty years don't marry you for the sake of who? 」
"It's none of your business. 」
"You are the only one at home, and you can't escape. 」
"It's none of my business. 」
"You are the pillar of the imperial court, the leader, and all the armed forces in the world. You take one. My mother has always praised your youth and is willing to betroth your sister to you. 」
"It's none of your business. 」
"... you're not still thinking about Taishilan, are you? 」
"She is my elder sister! 」
"Your name is Thai, her name is Thai poetry. Where are the brothers and sisters? 」
"She is my elder sister! 」
"He guards won't marry you. 」
"She is my elder sister! 」
"... is it only by shouting this sentence that you can restrain yourself and stop running to ask her for relatives and friends? ”」
"... you are wrong. I will never ask her for help again in my life. She is my sister, which is fate's arrangement, and fate has given me the last and closest distance between her and me. From youth to hoary head, from beginning to end, there is an inseparable relationship. I feel so happy when I think about it, really, so happy. 」
"Ning Fei/Riding through the Snow and Surprising Bamboo" with wild words and laughter.
(Strong men and strong women)
Viewing Gu Yan s Copywriting Creation from Ning Fei;
Princess Ning abandoned her husband and government,
Self-exile,
Married Su Xizhun in front of her ex-husband's army.
-How can you fall in love with a man? Only when we are equal can we last long.
It's good to be back from the dead,
But Ning Fei is not willing to stay with the original "husband" of this body.
For the happiness of the rest of my life,
Ning Fei began a long road to escape marriage and became a bandit.
What this article discusses is that we should treat our enemies as harshly as winter and treat our friends as warmly as spring breeze.
Shanzhai theme, Shanzhai content, Shanzhai car shock door and Shanzhai wife are presented one after another.
Content label: Strong women travel through time and space, rivers and lakes, grudges and gangs.
Leading role: Ning Fei, supporting role: Su Xizhen, others: pulling geese.
Through the text, the book version ends.
"Ghost King's Gold Medal Favorite" Author: Wechs Mi Tu End
Content:
When I turned it over, it turned out to be an ancient version of Cinderella. Her sister was not only robbed of her fiance, but also promoted by her father to celebrate-
Joke! She's always been the only one who killed anyone. When will it be their turn to be arrogant
Hit her? All right! A needle makes you unable to lift your right hand again!
Scold her? All right! Kick you off the ice lake and feed the carp!
Assassination? All right! Let you not see the sun tomorrow!
What? Let her celebrate the bloodthirsty ghost king whose eight wives suddenly died on their wedding night?
No problem! She is a black-and-white witch. She will be interesting to see which of them is bloodthirsty! Who is more ruthless!
Only when she married into the palace did she know that the ghost king was completely different from what was rumored outside.
Not only do you have strange poison in your body, you take medicine every day, and you have to bear the pain of bone erosion every full moon night.
The man's weak appearance made her gradually put down her guard and felt pity.
She swears, who told him to do this? She wants a thousand times, no, ten thousand times!
It's just that this man doesn't seem to be what he looks like …
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Fragment appreciation one
"Wang, King Jing pesters the princess-"
"Castrated. 」
"Shangguan master sent a love letter to the princess-"
"Cut down. 」
"The imperial concubine spite the princess-"
"Waste. 」
"Magic domain occupied our territory-"
"Find out their master, male, and then die; Woman, take it to the barracks. 」
"The king, the owner of the demon domain is the princess ..."
"oh? Make way, give the venue to the princess! 」
"This is ..."
"Tell the princess that mine is hers-"
"This ..."
"All my people are hers, not to mention things outside my body-"
"Uh ..."
"Before the princess didn't have a crush on the infinite palace, she gave it to the princess! 」
"Poof ..."
"Ask the princess what she likes. If she wants the throne, the king will take it! 」
"Boom-"A guard fell down, foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over.
Fragment appreciation ii
"Young lady, someone out of a large sum of money to the children's heads. Outside the curtain, men in black stood respectfully, while inside the curtain, women nestled in men's arms.
"How much is it?" The woman giggled.
"Five thousand two hundred gold. 」
"It's really cheap ... Grandpa, why don't you give me 10 thousand, and that's it-"The woman's delicate fingers lit a string of flames on the man.
"If I say no-"The man holds a woman's soft ti and pecks at her lips.
"Ruthless, issued a" death curse ",and the person who killed the ghost king will get a reward of 22,000 gold coins, plus the" Best Black Boy Award of the Year ". 」
"Seven son but want to murder her husband? ! "The man rolled over and put the woman under him.
"Leaf, if not, how can I justify going out of the wall? 」
"How dare you! 」
Indoor, full of spring …
Favorite queen, strong baby girl, black enemy.
The Secret Agent Fairy Princess: Don't Be Bad Nalan Xijin (Tencent Literature VIP20 15-0 1-09 ends)
Official documents and letters
She was a top female agent in 2 1 century, but unfortunately she passed the customs because she was hunted by the organization. Crossing is no problem, but there is no father's love and no mother's love.
More unfortunately, I was entangled in a demon who was charming and charming!
Demon Man: Madam, I have undressed my husband ~
Anonymous: Fuck you!
The following plot is not suitable for children ~
Ps: This story is purely coincidental. If there is similarity, the negative score is rough!
Tags: strong woman, special agent
"Poisonous woman strikes back, the best mother wants to be arrogant" Author: Oriental DOG (tea VIP 20 15.438+0.05 has ended)
Integral 224454 words 440566 reading 2 187339 collection 1300 people.
Official documents and letters
(1 Yes 1 Nvqiang's favorite)
She, the head of the world's largest intelligence network, is shameless, cunning, arrogant and heartless. As soon as I crossed, I became her, the second young lady of the general's family, born with poison and little monsters.
New here, stronger than men, lost innocence. The next spring, I lost a piece of meat. I didn't know that little meatball had grown into a little devil, greedy and stingy, and would only pull his fucking back.
She asked: can you plug it back and rebuild it?
A prince is very calm: the goods are sold and will not be returned.
Helpless, Anonymous had to return to employ the ancient times, gritting his teeth as a prince's adopted son, all kinds of filth, shameless greed and petty gain, and the authorities abused the dross, and finally realized the counterattack of waste materials.
****
Once, a man mistakenly pointed to the unknown woman's body and said, "Is he my son? 」
A woman's dress is stupid: no!
"I remember you up there," a man came over and continued. "Maybe you want me to recall more details? 」
Anonymous face embarrassed, he said, you are really cruel.
This game, the ghost king won completely.
****
One day, Zuo Hu ran in a panic: "No, Mr. Qian spent thousands of dollars to propose to the girl in public!" " 」
A prince suddenly stood up. "Come, you robbed all the industries in the capital of childe and gave them to girls. Remember to emphasize that this is a gift from the king. 」
A guard's mouth twitched and said, What a shame!
A gentleman is indifferent, with a snort of cold: the woman who dares to rob the king is tired of living.
In this game, the ghost king realizes that his woman must be labeled.
*****
So the night was dark and windy, and a prince shamelessly lured the little demon.
"Son, as long as you let your mother sign it, I will give you all the gold." ? "A man took out a blank sheet of paper.
Little devil tangled: Is it really good to betray your mother?
"Plus all the properties under the king's name, including the prison gate!" A prince continued to increase his chips.
The little devil gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: "Deal. 」
That night, a prince was holding a blank piece of paper and said with a sly smile, woman, you have signed the deed of prostitution, and you can still run.
In this game, the plot of the ghost king succeeded.
****
Many years later, when anonymous learned the truth, he grabbed the little devil's ear and said, "Confiscate the small treasury, confiscate the private money, confiscate the pocket money ..."
At this point, the little devil finally knows what it means to lose his wife and soldiers, so he looks up at the sky and sighs: it's not so fun.
In this article, JQ is kept in the dark, integrity is broken in shame, and true love is revealed in greed, oh! Really very loving!
By:3000 colored glasses (end)
Copywriting:
Xia was cheated by a bastard named Shang Biliu, so he took revenge on him.
The reason is-the dimensions are different.
Yes, he is a character in a detective novel.
When reading a book, I thought he was a kind-hearted young man with beautiful moonlight, but it turned out to be a black-hearted villain BOSS!
Inexplicably thrown into a dangerous world, the only condition for returning to reality is to protect the man who is most concerned about business recently?
Are you kidding? Why did you throw this bastard into another world?
I care most because I have to slap him 300 times in my heart before going to bed every day, okay? !
The hardest part is, this guy is in a wheelchair, QAQ.
Thus, Julius forcibly carried all kinds of backs or princesses or bosses on one shoulder, and the story of women's survival began. ...
PS: Based on the principle that the golden finger is easy to hang, the force value of the woman in this paper is MAX, and she is not cautious;
PPS: The author is a brain-dead star who died logically. You ask me IQ, and you lose.
PPPS: adhere to 1v 1 10000.
Content label: the romance of the times tells it to judge the powerful ability of women.
Search keywords: protagonist: Xia Shang supporting role: killed A, killed B, killed CDEFG-who was killed-cannon fodder doesn't need a name! Others.
Editorial evaluation
Xia was cheated by an asshole named Shang Biliu, but he couldn't get revenge because the other person was a character in the novel. This product looks like a kind-hearted moonlight boy, but inside it is actually a black villain BOSS! Perhaps because her resentment is too heavy, she was thrown into a dangerous world, and the only condition for returning to reality is to protect Shang, right? Thus, the story of Julius forcing a woman to carry BOOS on her back or princess's body or shoulder began. Advantages: the author doesn't kiss his mother, the story is relaxed and innocent, and it is lovely everywhere. Disadvantages: the female host is a little slow, and the male host is always beaten.
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Greed in Wang Ye: Don't mess with the stupid princess. Author: Ying Miaomiao
Tencent VIP20 13.2.4 ends.
Copywriting:
Her famous mercenary leader actually crossed over to a 13-year-old fool imperial concubine. After she killed the emperor's husband, she was rewarded to her late husband's stupid son as the palace master!
I didn't expect my little husband to be jealous of the sky. On the eve of the wedding night, let her serve! "
Xiaochuchu, I am your nominal mother! "Her eyes were cold and full of murder.
"Soon, you will be my wife!" The little husband Sima Chu smiled, so close to her that he branded his mark on her neck. ...
Tags: cool, funny, talented, useless, strong.
Abandoning the Fate of Women: Crown Princess of Hebei. Author: Su
Xiaoxiang jinpin vip2013-11-10 finished.
Content introduction:
Q: What does it mean that the groom robbed another man on the wedding day?
A: The bride is a very attractive beauty!
Q: What if the groom wants someone else instead of the bride?
A: O _ _ O " ...
Who's Sue? It is said that all the female killers she trained are real beauties, making people willing to give their lives. Some people also say that she has a changeable posture, a beautiful face and a flowery smile, which makes some people regard Sue's task as a man's glory, even though no one is alive.
Q: This woman crossed the border and became the first abandoned wife in China. What was the result?
A: It's against the sky!
Shit, crossing into the saddest bride in history, the groom doesn't even owe the divorce papers, so if love rat doesn't cut it, God forbid! Get through the first level and regain your reputation!
highlight
That man looks very wronged. "Mimi, everyone says I have the habit of cuffed sleeves. No girl will marry me. It's your fault. You are responsible for me! " .
The woman closed her eyes and waved lazily. "It's no use pretending to be poor! Change it. "
The man approached me with a serious tone. "My mother gave birth to me so well that the girls dare not want me. I am the only beautiful person. We are perfect for each other. If we are not together, we will be cursed! "
The woman ignored her eyes. "Sorry, I am immune to roguing and coquetry!"
The man has an excited voice and bright eyes. "Where is the rogue? Obviously, according to the fact, Mimi is the first beauty, and I am the first beautiful man in the world. Mimi is not curious about how absolutely beautiful our children will be? "
Woman Tao Tao ears, finally short of breath, "your ya of roll not roll! Didn't I tell you that I hate children the most? "
The man crossed his shoulders and bit his red lips. "But ... people all over the country know that their wise Prince SHEN WOO is a brokeback. Only when he is the most beautiful woman in the world can he be shocked. Can this country last for a long time, just in an instant! "
"Bastard! How dare you threaten me! " The woman finally went crazy and yelled!
Ya, this is the peerless gorgeous, elegant and unique, elegant and profound, which makes everyone admire the peerless man. Bullshit! Is everyone blind? He is obviously a smelly and hard dog skin plaster, and he sticks to her specially!
One-on-one, strong woman is cool, YY is infinite, which is different from previous articles. Please be careful when jumping into the pit. You don't like detours. All offensive comments will be deleted. Thanks for your support. What O(∩_∩)O
Work category: crossing
Book label: Jin Pin female general Wen Shuang Chongwen Empress inspirational.
"Sheng Chong Mad Princess" Author: Pink Snow Butterfly Dance
Content introduction:
She is a modern white-collar worker and a strong woman in the workplace. By the time she wakes up, it's been a thousand years!
In front of people, she is a bitter and weak daughter, but behind people, she is a master of Shui family who is as elegant as ink.
Countless people's lives and deaths are only between her thoughts.
Conspiracy, intrigue, who is more ruthless than who?
Who is better than who?
Sex is only in her hands.
first part
"Moore, marry me, and I promise the whole world to stand side by side with me!" He stared affectionately, and his shallow smile was filled with unparalleled self-confidence and calmness.
"Women are equally ambitious. What if I'm not content to stand side by side? " She smiled like a flower and looked up at him with a clever smile and sly eyes that made people unable to see through their minds.
He narrowed his deep eyes slightly and flashed a trace of evil spirit. When his long arm stretched out, he held her in his arms, and his thin lips touched her ear, holding her jade earlobe. His charming voice is particularly ambiguous: "I don't mind a woman working for a man."
the second part
"Miss, I heard that the third prince is going to seal a concubine." A timid voice sounded outside the curtain.
"oh? Really? " Lying in a man's arms, the woman took a charming look at the man behind her, and the warning was self-evident.
"Moore, you know, the ancestral system is inviolable and there is nothing I can do." The smile in the eyes is so obvious.
"Are you? Then the young lady will divorce her husband and remarry. Anyway, it is reasonable! " Red lips are light and enchanting.
"Don't you dare!" The man growled and his eyes narrowed dangerously.
"What can't? Just another man! "
the third part
"Master, someone has come to buy the head of the third prince, and the gold is thirty-two thousand!"
"I didn't expect him to be quite valuable!" After snapping her fingers, the woman calculated the expenses. Well, money is a little tight!
"Moore, are you going to sell your husband to make money?" Stroking the woman's hair, the man raised his eyebrows and his evil expression was full of certainty.
"Listen to orders, collect money and send their master's head!" No matter how greedy you are, you can't betray Xianggong, can you?
"Moore still loves me!" Smile, not the kui is his woman, enough malicious!
"When I want to change my husband, I will consider it!" Nod solemnly, less trouble and money, worth it!
Book label: Princess Wang Ye's favorite article is about farming in her belly.
A Chinese Odyssey is the peerless poison princess of the Ghost King.
Official documents and letters
She is a modern Shura poison doctor who is afraid of the dark and the white. She turned her hand black, covered her hand white, and silently killed people with a smile!
She is the first daughter of the Zeguo White House, but she is the first witch that everyone avoids. Once she dies, the whole country will celebrate!
How many people were fascinated by the evil girl of the past when she came over?
She is white glazed.
He is the ghost king in people's mouth. It is said that the ghost king has red, purple and blue fangs and is ugly and terrible.
It is said that the eyes of the ghost king will kill people. As long as it is seen by the ghost master, it will suddenly die in the dark night.
It is said that the ghost king only appears in the dark, and no one has seen his true face. He is a veritable demon king!
Who knows how surprised the world is with those eyes opened in the depths of the night?
He is a hundred-mile vulture.
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When one day, the ghost king wants to marry the first witch with ten miles of red makeup-
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Rumor has it that this is a dowry.
"Coloured glaze what dowry to marry the king? 」
"White girl said that the dowry she wanted was not given by the prince." The subordinates were uneasy.
"Go ahead." The ghost king is indifferent.
"First, report the blood." Subordinate.
"Then what?" The ghost king raised his eyes.
"Second, the meat report." Subordinate forehead cold sweat straight drop.
"Is there?" The ghost prince raises his eyebrows.
"Third, the report ... eyes ..." Subordinate trembling to wipe the sweat.
"Well, Xia Pin." The ghost report is final.
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Baili Cloud Carving: No one can touch her with him around.
Bai: If someone deceives him and hurts him, he will pay the price of his life.
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Like one-on-one, men and women are pure in body and mind, strong in men and women, and strong in body. After that, there will be smart and lovely babies, no mistresses and heartbeat pits.
Bookmark: strong woman, cool writing style, favorite writing style, sovereign, devoted, black belly.
"History of the Emperor and Women Slag Abuse" Author: Nanfengnuan
Jinjiang VIP20 14-08-07 End
Current collection: 256 1 number of articles: 22 123384.
Official documents and letters
In her previous life, she set up a clever game to commit suicide by taking poison.
Woke up and was reborn as a hapless Miss Xiangfu. The scum father spoiled his concubine and killed his wife, and the ordinary sister made money to bring her husband.
Such a tragic life experience is really unbearable for princess Chen, the regent who enjoys the admiration of thousands of people and covers the sky with one hand.
She has never been a person who returns good for evil. Since God won't let her keep a low profile, she should be a villain again.
The purpose of being a villain in this life is: revenge will be reported, and scum will abuse it to the end!
PS: In this article, the hostess takes a wise, calm and strong line, and her style is slightly Soviet, abusive and cool. Please consider the taste and jump into the pit!
Content label: Women who travel in time are strong.
Search keywords: protagonist: Li Zhiyu │ supporting role │ others: Princess Regent.
"Biography of darling daughter" Author: Qingquan Tea (End)
Copywriting:
Xiao Hua, a rich girl, mistakenly believed in her half-sister's affection, which led to the destruction of her family and the death of her fragrance.
A wisp of ghosts came to another world, and Xiaohua became a good family who was killed by her stepmother and put in a coffin.
Xiaohua, who inherited her memory, decided to take revenge.
Is a prince who just appears out of thin air an enemy or a friend who makes out as soon as possible?
Dad is indifferent, and stepmother and sister are vicious and helpless. What should Xiaohua do?
Fortunately, God has his own opinion. After being calculated by her stepmother, Xiaohua suddenly had strength, could read minds and could hear subtle voices about ten feet. What's more, she still has the ability to dream.
Her strength was appreciated by the monks, and she was accepted as a closed disciple to teach peerless martial arts, so she galloped around the rivers and lakes and fought side by side with her lover in order to seek a peaceful paradise.
This is the story of a loser's first daughter, Jedi rebound, fall in love with her lover, travel around the world, and finally have a full moon.
Content label: Women who travel in time are strong.
Search keywords: protagonist: Xiao Hua Huangfuxiao │ Supporting roles: Xiao Li, Xiao Jianxiang, Zhao, etc. │ Others: men and women.
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